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New driver’s domineering slogan:

1. Older female drivers, please take care of me!

2. Super Noodle makes a brilliant appearance.

3. People are old and cars are new, stay away from me!

4. Novice (female).

5. You are the master and you can surpass it at will.

6. It won’t rise, so be careful!

7. Alto: Don’t bully me for being young, my brother is an Audi.

8. The trend of newbies becomes more and more popular.

9. Female driver’s first encounter = female devil.

10. When you read this line, your car is too close to me.

11. If you don’t drive well, drive blindly. If you squeeze me, I will rush you!

12. My palms are sweaty.

13. People and cars are worn out and worn out again.

14. (Taxi rear window) overhaul and running-in, welcome to overtake!

15. (a small rear window) face to face.

16. When a new car hits the road, there is a killer inside.

17. Just treat me as a red light.

18. You won’t be able to hang up in the first gear or above, so you are proficient.

19. I can’t tell the difference between brake and accelerator, but it works!

20. Don’t look at me, look at the road! !

21. If you are anxious, you go first.

22. I am Rourou and the car is Momo. Everyone calls us "Roujiamo". tasty! Don't taste it!

23. I have been driving for two years and this is my first time touching a car! It depends!

24. If you have the ability, get over my head!

25. Too slow? Go be an astronaut!

26. The basic configuration of this vehicle is the same as that of a tank except for fire control.

27. Who can tell me where the brakes are? urgent!

28. China’s last steam locomotive that can travel on roads.

29. What are you doing with me? Watch out if I put it in reverse gear.

30. The driver once easily dealt with the Super Saiyan, just figure it out!

31. The modified car has a displacement of 8.0 (Xia Li V12).

32. Farting is prohibited in the car, but it is optional outside the car.

33. Don’t bully me, I have practiced Golden Bell!

34. Tank killers are not afraid of those who come.

35. Although the car is old, the people are new.

36. Expelled from driving school, self-taught!