Kindergarten admissions sentences humorous

Kindergarten enrollment copy:

1. We are not the most expensive kindergarten, but I can guarantee that the babies here will be the happiest and we will provide them with better education. Let all babies have a healthy mind. We don’t use sweet words, we only give silently and love our babies silently. Run a kindergarten with a clear conscience and run a quality kindergarten. We have been working hard on education. My dears, are you ready?

2. A good kindergarten not only teaches children written knowledge, but also creates a relaxed and loving atmosphere for children, teaches them cooperation, and teaches them Share and teach them to create and feel happiness.