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Missing mother's couplets

Mother's Day (Wolong-Indiana Jones)

Holding the well mortar to bid farewell to the grandson, the mother staggered all the way and only cared about the whole family;

I am ashamed of Gaotang, but I am an adult.

Mother's Day (holding calves and scattering immortals)

Every festive season, I miss my relatives twice, but in the spring and autumn of 37 years, filial piety is only like incense sacrifice;

Ming benefactor regrets, cherishes thousands of children, and does not wait for the frost.

Mother (Little Li Xunhuan)

Repairing a thousand generations is like a blessing, one less worry about going out to school, one less worry about getting married, one more worry about being a mother-in-law, and worrying about wandering children all the time;

I would like to repay this kindness with my whole life, rubbing my back and shoulders at leisure, being caring and attentive, and shedding a few heroic tears, sometimes not on my mother.

Miss mom (Momo)

There are still pieces of clothes and knitting in the past, and the sound is still there now. I've just been overworked all my life and always worried about it. I don't want to get sick and get sick.

Thirty years of affection and a thousand days of loving mother, what can I find? I remember meeting Yiyi several times in my old house, but when I heard the chicken night, I easily woke up, and I dreamed of a nasty morning.

Holding mother (empty mountain and thin bamboo)

Fifty years later, the pile is in front of us, the breast milk in infancy has dried up, and the child takes it orally between meals;

On the eighth day of ten thousand years, a little kindness came to my mind. My kindness was still shaking when I was dying, calling my name in my dream. ?

Missing Mother (Miluo River)

From the bank of the Miluo River to the Dragon Boat Festival, Chu Feng Yu Xiang is now in tears;

I hate not taking care of my mother before I die. I often dream of looking for my mother. Looking back, there are countless injuries.

Mother (Gunia)

Xerox is born of nature, and I am the best in the world. I pity Chai Jing from afar, like a plum blossom beside a water bridge.

Hiding in your arms, sewing clothes to celebrate the anniversary of Hanyuan Garden, enjoying the spring and autumn, and teaching the osmanthus flowers in front of Qingfeng Hall to be lush.

Mother's Day (Spiritual Writing)

Great virtue knows that it cannot be handed over. This day is precious, handed down from ancient times and recorded in inscriptions. Today, it is based on festivals.

When I really beg him, I hope people have relatives to rely on and I have knees to rely on.

Mother's Day (Murphy)

I don't know how to cut off the machine strictly, how to push the painting in good faith, how to dream and set up the mysterious stage, and how to mourn this festival in this 26-year life.

Today, I intentionally missed an inch of grass. I am sad and tired. Spring begins at the end of an apple, and the wind hides for three thousand miles. I have to teach my son to be filial to his wife.

Mother (speechless)

On rainy days, I have several old injuries, and I am always good at pressing;

Behind the reading glasses, there are a pair of eyes, just looking forward to my son's return.

Mother's Day (42 degrees north latitude)

I am glad that I have given a little reward for raising me and helped me with my hard work. The wind wakes up with the tree, and the mother's health is my son's luck.

In this festival, I look at the world like a baby, milk is like a river, and I am grateful for it.

Mother's Day (Sword Test)

I am pregnant in October, and I am thirty years old. I am worried about being late. I often think that my son is still difficult and Sun Shangyou is still young. ?

I change my hair, my mother adds white hair, and Beitang wants to raise it. Is it close to me or long?