A funny copywriter who laughs to death in one sentence

1. Women chase men's laminated yarn, unless that man has a good impression on you, it's basically barbed wire or charged.

2. When you are in a bad mood, you should chat with the aunts in the community. Within a minute, you will know which building and which family are worse than you, and you will be happy in an instant!

After a year of hard work, I finally got the position of manager. I still remember the manager seriously saying to me, "You can take this broken chair and I'll get you a new one."

Opportunities are always reserved for those who are prepared, so I always take my hukou book with me when I go out. What if someone suddenly jumps out and wants to marry me?

Sometimes I really envy people around me. Everyone can be with the person they like, unlike me, who is surrounded by people who like me. what can I do?

6. My wife quarreled with me today and kept scolding me. I really can't stand it. I pointed at her angrily and shouted, "If I hadn't seen you beautiful, gentle, kind and lovely, I would have broken up with you!" " Scold her speechless!

7. I don't know if you have thought about it. In fact, fate doesn't want to strangle you, it just wants you to stop eating.

8. The teacher is bald. Once in class, he said, "What if my left hand is positive and my right hand is negative?" The deskmate replied, "Your skull will light up."

9. On this day, the mother went to pick up her son from the baby and found many scratches on his arm. The son explained, "I was bullied by the girls in my class." Mother laughed and joked with her son: "Are you a man bullied by girls?" Unexpectedly, the son shook his head and said calmly, "Mom, good men don't fight with women. When he grows up, marry her home and see if I don't kill her! "

10. Many people like to travel and share their experiences. I was relieved to see that they had spent all their money to travel. Life has not changed since they came back.

1 1. When Brother SF handed me the express parcel, I said excitedly, "Thank you!" Brother SF said angrily, "How can you work hard?" ! At five o'clock in the morning, he came to the warehouse and knocked on the door. I'm still awake! "

12. Just out of the community gate this morning, a five-or six-year-old girl hugged my thigh and cried and said, Uncle, marry me! I was in a mess when I suddenly heard a voice behind me saying, even if you get married, you have to go to school today!

13. Try not to fall in love early when you are young. Knowing that you are ugly and short too early will affect the exam.

14. Princess disease has two reasons: ugliness or poverty. What about the beautiful and rich one? Come on, that's not a disease, that's a princess.

15. Xiaoming is sitting in front of his house eating ice cream. Not far away, a little boy in rags was watching him eagerly, drooling. Xiaoming sympathized with him and beckoned the little boy to come over. Then he handed him a bench and said, "Come, sit and watch!" " "

16. I raised a fish and died. I don't want to be buried I want to be cremated. Who knows, the more you bake this thing, the better it smells. Then I bought a bottle of beer!

17. If you like a handsome guy, please don't take immediate measures. You should get to know him first. Soon, you will find that his friends are more handsome.

18. I was told that my eyes were small before, but I still don't believe it. Finally, one day, I was lying on the sofa watching TV, and suddenly my mother came back and turned off the TV, and then silently tucked me in.

19. I bought a can of mimosa today. I'm not shy to go back. Go back and ask the boss. The boss said, "Maybe you bought this pot to lose face."

I saw a beggar in the street. I asked him, "Why are you begging when you have hands and feet?" "Although I have hands and feet, I have no money."

2 1. A female teacher said when the bell rang, "I'm a little obsessive-compulsive. I always feel uncomfortable because this content has not been finished. " At this time, a faint voice came from the back row: "Teacher, treat the disease as soon as possible."

22. I feel that I am always out of touch with beautiful people and things. It's not that others are blind and deliberately messing with you. It is because you are not good enough that they are avoiding you.

23. I feel that since I have the software Meitu, I have the feeling of going to the West to learn from girls on the Internet. There is not a pair of eyes that can't see through your prototype.

24. At the beginning of the promotion, the principals of key high schools came to our school to recruit students and choose the seedlings of key classes. The class teacher recommended me and two other male students, and the results were even. The headmaster took a fancy to me at a glance. The reason is that I am the ugliest and my hair is ugly. At first glance, it is a material for serious study.