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Very ironic and funny short sentences about involution
1. I'm like a worm on a cabbage. My classmates are rolling, and I climb by myself.
2. Female stars involution: beauty, figure, fashion and commercial value. Male star involution: who goes to prison first
3. When the king goes to war, nothing grows.
4. I'm proud of the paper today, and I'll be proud of it tomorrow!
5. You learn, you roll, I'll start to stay up late drinking coke, playing games and watching dramas now, and I'll die early, and I'll be reborn as a rich second generation in Beijing in my next life. You can't do it for three lives.
6. Once in a while, you become a Buddha, and your life is so happy.
7. My roommates are still sleeping. I have returned to the dormitory after eating, drinking water and secretly adding honey. I can shit more smoothly than them, which kills them.
8. My roommates are all asleep, so I secretly go to work-study programs, and I am richer than all of them, killing them.
9. Don't please anyone, please everyone will get involved, only please yourself.
1. My roommates are all cooking. I secretly pick out the urn, and it's better to live better than them when I'm dead, and roll them to death.
11. Everyone else is at work. I pretend that I can't find a job, but actually prepare for the exam full-time. When I am admitted to the preparation, I will kill them.
12. My boyfriend plays games on weekends, and I study secretly, which makes me more educated than him, and then I don't want him.
13. What can be done lying down, why stand? It's beautiful to be yourself, why be someone else.
14. You don't have to fight against others, let alone yourself.
15. You are all asleep, but I stayed up late, and I died before you, killing you.
16. from now on, I will eat grapes every day. from now on, my children's eyes will be bigger than theirs, and they will be crushed to death.
17. how do you stop? If you stop, you will be swept away. If you can't stop, it's like a huge gear pressing you away.
18. None of my roommates died. I died secretly and rolled them to death.
19. My roommates stayed up all night, so I secretly picked up all the hair on the floor, stuck it on my head and rolled them to death.
2. propagate the idea of misogyny with Jimei children, and kiss, hug and roll them to death behind their backs. 1. The concert will start to grab tickets, so I secretly practice my hand speed in the middle of the night and roll them to death.
2. My roommates are all asleep. I secretly turn off the alarm clock of their mobile phones. I will go to class alone tomorrow morning, get a scholarship and roll them to death.
3. I don't sleep when I feel sleepy. I study and die.
4. I'm like a worm on a cabbage. My classmates are rolling, and I climb by myself.
5. as long as the roll is not dead, roll it into the dead.
6. Everyone is paddling for fish, and I secretly study while fishing, killing them.
7. Invite my roommates to drink milk tea. I secretly note that there is no sugar. They are fat together, and I am thin alone, which kills them.
8. You learn, you roll. I'll start to stay up late drinking coke, playing games and watching dramas now, and I'll die early, and I'll be reborn as a rich second generation in Beijing in my next life. You can't do it for three lives.
9. It's not that I'm not involved. I really don't learn.
1. The greatest reconciliation in life is to accept myself as an ordinary person. We should have the courage to face the cruel reality that there may be nothing in the distance except the distance. We have exhausted all our efforts, but we may only be an ordinary person all our lives.
11. My roommates are asleep, so I'm going to study secretly. I'd rather kill myself than roll my friends.
12. This society has already fallen into the whirlpool of involution. You should keep clear and escape from it.
13. Everyone else sleeps while lying down. I'm different. I even roll up the quilt.
14. Pretend to play while playing the game, but in fact, the books are put aside and secretly recited, killing them.
15. Did you write in today?
16. Even if you are exhausted, you will roll your classmates to death.
17. Once the system is involuted, it will consume energy internally, repeat output at a low level, and start to wander.
18. Laughing to death, we don't allow hanging bed curtains in our school, so we can clearly see the opposite bunks in the dormitory and then secretly roll them to death.
19. I told my boyfriend to take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, which made him feel like a big stupid pig and killed him.
2. The person who is involved will always only see the small cake thrown in front of him, and then tear his face to grab the small one. The collection of humorous golden sentences about involution
1. This society has already fallen into the whirlpool of involution, so you should keep clear and escape from it.
2. My boyfriend plays games on weekends, and I study secretly, which makes me more educated than him, and then I don't want him.
3. When we are strong inside, we won't regard winning as the only value of the competition.
4. you don't have to fight against others, let alone yourself.
5. I'm going to exercise quietly to get a good figure and roll them to death.
6. Under the involution, many people cling to the mentality of "I would rather die of exhaustion than starve to death".
7. Female stars' involution: beauty, figure, fashion and commercial value. Male star involution: who is more advanced than prison
8. involution is a systematic mistake, and hard work is an individual's choice.
9. As for your comments, Juan Wang has finished half a set of papers.
1. The greatest reconciliation in life is to accept yourself as an ordinary person. We should have the courage to face the cruel reality that there may be nothing in the distance except the distance. We have exhausted all our efforts, but we may only be an ordinary person all our lives.
11. My roommates are all asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and kill them.
12. roommates are playing lol, and I secretly review and roll them to death.
13. My friends all lost their hair. I secretly picked up the hair that fell to the ground and stuck it on my head. It curled them up more than they did.
14. Other college students drink boiled water, so I like to drink carbonated drinks and eat junk food. I grabbed the position of the Western Heaven before them and killed them.
15. Everyone else is living a healthy life. I will secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. In the future, infertility will not have children, and I will be younger than them and kill them.
16. You can go up, I want to lie down.
17. You are all asleep, but I stayed up late, and I died before you, killing you.
18. It's not that I don't memorize, I really don't learn.
19. Everyone is playing with their mobile phones, and I recite English words while playing Tik Tok loudly, killing them!
2. I haven't had time to get involved, and I've already started my mental internal friction. The latest funny involution sentence
1. You don't have to fight against others, let alone yourself.
2. I told my boyfriend to take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, which made him feel like a big stupid pig and killed him.
3. None of my roommates died. I died secretly and rolled them to death.
4. Now it's hard to find the object, so I digest it internally with my beautiful roommate and roll them to death.
5. My roommates are still sleeping. I have returned to the dormitory after eating, drinking water and secretly adding honey. I can shit more smoothly than them, which kills them.
6. Everyone else sleeps while lying down. I'm different. I even roll up the quilt.
7. don't please anyone, please everyone will get involved, only please yourself.
8. My roommates are all asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and kill them.
9. My roommates have all gone to dinner with their boyfriends. I'm going to study quietly to become better, find a better boyfriend and kill them.
1. The stylist asked me what hairstyle I wanted, and I said it would curl naturally.
11. involution is the process of increasing entropy. Life lives on negative entropy, and only when it enters the flow of mind can it be broken.
12. everyone else is at work. I pretend that I can't find a job, but actually prepare for the exam full-time. When I pass the exam, I will kill them.
13. In fact, we are even involved in falling in love.
14. It's not involution, it's learning quietly and then stunning everyone!
15. In this involution world, some people roll into twists, while others choose to lie flat. After all, as long as I lie down by myself, no one can knock me down.
16. We'll cross the bridge when we come to it, so there's no need to work hard now.
17. publicize the idea of misogyny with Jimei children, and kiss, hug and roll them to death behind their backs.
18. My friends are all eating. I'm going to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.
19. The only way to break the involution is to read, because reading breaks ten thousand volumes.
2. None of my roommates have children, so I quietly gave birth to a child and rolled them to death. Classic funny quotations from involution
1. Everyone else eats fried chicken and drinks coke. I drink hot water every day, and my health is better than theirs, which kills them.
2. The developed track will be "just" at any time, and the opportunity will always belong to those who are prepared. Emphasizing involution will not change the world except touching yourself.
3. Under the involution, many people cling to the mentality of "I would rather die of exhaustion than starve to death".
4. My roommates are all asleep, so I secretly went out to pick up garbage, and I was richer than them and killed them.
5. The volume in the dormitory is the first!
6. roommates are playing lol, and I secretly review and roll them to death.
7. as long as the roll is not dead, roll it into the dead.
8. They are all studying. I sleep secretly to make my body better than them and roll them to death.
9. My roommates are all asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and kill them.
1. I am a cabbage, and I have the heart to kill others, but I am a cabbage.
11. No one has ever involved us. Only we have the right to decide whether to involve ourselves.
12. involution is a systematic mistake, and effort is an individual's choice.
13. from now on, I will eat grapes every day. from now on, my children's eyes will be bigger than theirs, and they will be crushed to death.
14. You have been working so hard, you must not know how comfortable it is to be lazy. Reject involution! How comfortable it is to lie flat.
15. The stylist asked me what hairstyle I wanted, and I said it would curl naturally.
16. When we are strong inside, we won't regard winning as the only value of the competition.
17. Only when the roll is in the roll can you be a master.
18. It's not involution, it's learning quietly, and then stunning everyone!
19. The person who is involved always only sees the small cake thrown in front of him, and then tears his face to grab the small one.
2. You can go up, I want to lie down.
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