Witty and interesting funny copywriting

1. Why do you still require mobile phones to have high pixels? Do you still think you are ugly and not clear enough?

2. I bought a pot of mimosa today. I am not shy about moving it when I go back. I will ask the boss. The boss said: "Maybe you bought this basin shamelessly."

3. There was a gas leak at home, and I suddenly remembered what the teacher said about calming down first when facing danger, so I took a few deep breaths, but I was poisoned by the gas.

4. Teacher, can we change the teaching method? For example, dreaming.

5. In this world, there are always many things that cannot be explained. For example, some people gain IQ by eating, while others gain fat by eating.

6. We are all children of the world, and we should be in the same boat. If anyone has no money in the future, please tell me, and I can tell you how I lived without money. I have rich experience.

7. I am only in my twenties. Love can arrive later, but express delivery and takeout cannot arrive even a little later.

8. The only thing a woman can do for a lifetime is: lose weight. There are many benefits to losing weight. A small weight loss can change your clothes, a big weight loss can change your husband.

9. I heard that the company next door might give out a year-end bonus of 5 million, which shocked everyone. Then I asked about it and found out that it really might be 5 million. Two yuan lottery tickets for each person... 10. Opportunity is like a hair on a bald man's head. If you catch it, you will catch it. If you can't, it will be gone.

11. The exam is a matter for one person, but the score is a matter for the seven aunts, eight aunts, Lao Wang next door and a bunch of others.

12. When a person does not have a good-looking skin, he mistakenly thinks that he has an interesting soul. In fact, being ugly and having an interesting soul are completely different things.

13. Young people must not despair because they have no money, because you have to know that there will be many days when you will have no money in the future.

14. In fact, it doesn’t matter where you travel, the most important thing is the scenery along the way, because my little money is enough to buy a round-trip hard seat.

15. When I was five years old, my goal was Ferrari. When I was twenty years old, my goal was the Audi A6. When I was 15 years old, my goal was Geely Panda. My current goal is to squeeze into the bus and have a seat to sit and listen to music.

16. You will never know how ugly you are if you don’t confess your feelings, and you will never know how bad your character is if you don’t borrow money!

17. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, there will be other women spending your money, staying in your room, sleeping with your husband, and beating your children.

18. I wanted to give you buns, but I didn’t know what you like, so I bought a few more for you, including beef buns, leek and egg buns, and okra and kidney buns!

19. If half of the people in the world say you are ugly, don’t be discouraged. At least your reputation is quite high.

20. I am 17 years old. I drive a Maserati, use an iPhone , these are all imagined through my own efforts.

21. I have been working outdoors recently and have become tanned. When I went to the supermarket to buy some whitening skin care products, the salesperson even praised me: "You speak Chinese really well."

22. Give yourself some confidence and don’t jump right in when someone mentions being fat, because you may not be able to sit down!

23. I was shopping with my boyfriend and passed by Hailan. I accidentally asked: "Are the clothes here expensive?" I’ve only gone shopping twice, do you think it’s expensive or not?”

24. As the ugliest female billionaire in the world, my secret to getting rich is: grab a man on the street and don’t let go, and then say: Either you marry me, or you give me 50 yuan.