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Poems about praising penguins

1.

Gorky (Russia) "Petrel"

On the vast sea, the wind gathers With dark clouds. Between the dark clouds and the sea, petrels fly proudly like black lightning.

Sometimes its wings hit the waves, and sometimes it shoots straight into the sky like an arrow. It shouts

Shouting - in the brave cry of the bird, the dark clouds heard joy.

This cry is full of desire for the storm! In this shout,

The dark cloud felt the power of anger, the flame of enthusiasm and the confidence of victory.

Seagulls moan before the storm arrives - moaning, on the sea

Flying away, trying to hide their fear of the storm into the depths of the sea.

The sea ducks also groaned, - these sea ducks cannot enjoy the joy of life's battle

: the rumbling thunder frightens them.

The stupid penguin cowered and hid his fat body at the bottom of the cliff. …

…Only the proud petrel flies bravely and freely over the foaming sea

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The dark clouds are getting darker and darker, lowering and lowering, pressing down on the sea; the waves sing and rush into the sky to meet the thunder.

Thunder boomed. The waves cry in angry droplets and contend with the wind. Look

Look, the strong wind picked up a bunch of huge waves and threw them viciously onto the cliff, breaking the big piece of jade into dust mist and water foam.

The petrels screamed and flew, like black lightning, passing through the dark clouds like arrows

The wings blew up the droplets of the waves.

Look, it is flying like an elf - a proud, black and stormy elf, - it is laughing, it is shouting... it is laughing at those things Dark clouds, it

cries for joy!

This sensitive elf has long heard sleepiness from the fury of thunder. It deeply believes that dark clouds cannot cover the sun - yes, it cannot. !

The wind is roaring...the thunder is roaring...

——The piles of dark clouds are like blue flames burning on the bottomless sea.

The sea catches the golden arrow-like lightning and holds it in its own abyss. The shadows of lightning were like fiery snakes, winding and floating in the sea, and disappeared in a flash.

——Storm! A storm is coming!

This is the brave petrel, flying proudly

in the roaring sea between lightnings.

This is the cry of the victorious prophet:

——Let the storm come more violently!

2.

North Island's "Bach Concert"

A poppy seed broke free

The bird's tongue flicks the direction of the wind

Thousands of red cloths fell from the sky

People were lost in

the bright death

The nest was empty

This is the moment of revelation

The cathedral rises from the waves

The mountain under the sea

Brings prehistoric loneliness

The left hand turned into glass

The right hand turned into iron

I clapped my hands awkwardly

Like a landing penguin

Three ,

Yu Jian's "Female Classmate"

That spring after the music class, you ran into the playground from behind the organ

Your position among a group of middle school students at that time It’s the position of a queen

A whole class of boys are peeking at you but no one admits it

I want to admit it but I don’t know how to say it. We are all just in the first grade of junior high school

You must have stood out that day because of skipping or singing

Maybe you chased the other one across the entire playground

The pink girl only remembers you wearing red pants but you have no appearance

Whether you are a girl with freckles or a girl with gaping teeth, you must be outstanding

But you are not one face but several faces

You don’t Which plant name do you belong to in the physical heaven?

Liu Yuying, Li Ping, Hu Nana, Li Guizhen

Oh, look what time has left behind, an empty playground

These What is the behavioral meaning of the name Fang?

I remember that we boys

had the experience of breaking each other's heads

I can't remember whether you used your left hand to write or whether your face was Have a mole

I don’t remember any details about the pain

Standing out is dangerous and it makes you untouchable

Of course I held your hand more than once

Chorus group dance and puppet extracurricular games

Your hands are stretched out without any scruples like adult hands

It is powerful but does not represent your own Nervous

The teacher often talked about the flowers of the motherland

Maybe it is this idiom that always makes me associate you

with a certain spring

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I can’t remember whether the flowers bloomed or not

But in my memory you represent spring and flowers

You also represent the time flying on the playground at noon. red flag

But I always feel that you and I were inseparable in those years because

The seats in the classroom were always one boy and one girl and one boy and one girl

I remember all the boys I’ve all stolen the teacher’s chalk but you didn’t

At that time, once my pen was lost, I would only suspect boys

I also stole and peeked at your pencil case

I also peeked at your other parts, of course, in broad daylight

At that time, no adults were allowed to do anything but sneaking around

Even looking at you was just peeking at me When I look at you

You always stand up in public, either answering the teacher’s questions

or raising your head and reciting in standard Mandarin

Oh, the female classmate has always From thirteen to eighteen

I don’t remember what you stole. Have you ever been a thief?

Even when he wasn’t paying attention

Secretly Take a look at his thick, slightly canthus-protruding lips

Female classmate, am I sitting with a ghost at a young age

And who am I, your male ghost reciting the text

We learned very few adjectives at that time

Most of them can only be used to describe the motherland’s revolution

I don’t know how to explain some things I do

One semester I always dreamed of you dancing

Rope

In class on Monday

I was too scared to listen carefully

In every class, I was only worried about being called up to ask questions in public

My heart is like a mouse thrown into the daytime, in my wild thoughts about you

Drilling around, I vaguely feel that there should be many holes in your body

But I can’t find anyone

The days of a young man are full of worries

Afraid that the class will see through his bad intentions

The teacher teaches us to care National events

It is shameful to focus on a female classmate

I have not yet learned how to write a love letter composition

Who will teach us forever It’s a zero score

Female classmate, please forgive me

I was disrespectful to you in private. If you could enter the men’s room that year

You would You will find that the most powerful essay I wrote is titled after your name

But look at how I look in front of you

I am not some scribbling little bastard

It was a shy male classmate who got five points in Chinese language

I don’t know that he was happy, but he made a leopard

He broke into the garden and made a penguin throw himself at him. Into the fire

But I have always hated this kind of happiness

Day after day we learn parallel complex sentences in front of the blackboard

Sentence making becomes more standardized and our actions become more polite

Day after day you transformed into a graceful lady and I grew into a humble gentleman

One day your face suddenly flashed a mysterious smile and your head tilted

It’s like a chair that you’ve seen for many years suddenly started dancing for no reason

On the way home from school, you suddenly said to me in the dialect of your hometown

“You... also go here "Road"

Your strange look makes me wary

It seems that at this moment I am no longer your classmate

This is the first time you have treated me Speak Kunming dialect

The only time I said something else

"Have you done your homework today?"

From then on I knew Your own voice

is completely different from the one in school

I don’t know what your words mean

A stupid young man is only confused by your appearance

I remember this look

I didn’t know how to be a girl until I graduated from middle school

Tilting my head and smiling like this

That’s it When she wanted to get pregnant

Oh, they say it was the golden age

But I missed so many obscene opportunities

I have always been simple and noble A little boy

As for your female classmate, I know you have always wanted to be one

Finally, I didn’t think of you as a coquettish girl

The playground of the school as time passes Empty

It’s not that the building is empty, it’s just that the students are all in class

Everyone will be jumping out of the classroom at ten o’clock

Female student, of course you are outstanding

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IV.

Yang Huan's "Fountain of Poems (Ten Poems)"

1 Dusk

Miller's Evening Bell on the wall is My silence rings,

The Holy One who rode a donkey to Jerusalem has not returned yet.

Ignore the cunning look of the lamp,

Please tell me: Who lit the first match?

Road 2

The wheels of the cart, the hooves of the horse, the flashing horn, the hunting flag,

The untired will is moving forward.

Why complain about those innocent shoes?

You! An extinguished torch, a fish in a dry pond.

3 Expectations

Each silver raindrop is a beating word,

The wildly igniting lightning is the title of a line of action.

Wake up from the threshold of the night, chase away the black cat of dreams,

Listen to the roaring thunder to report sunny news to me.

4 Clouds

Don’t walk on the roof of my blue sky anymore [

My pigeon once informed you: I am not a believer in the gallery school.

See how I abuse this shovel-shaped queen with a pencil sharpener,

You will understand: This season should allow the fruit to ripen quickly.

5 Summer

White hot. White hot. The voice of the pioneer calling.

Decline. decline. The weight of the love of the blood bearer.

When the phoenix is ??flying into the blazing fire,

Why do I still sleep in the shade of the cross to enjoy the coolness.

6 Birds

Fly into the poetry collection of the old Indian poet, jump on the palm of the Queen of Persia,

What about me? Silence is like a mute, stupid and without wings.

Aristophane once brought his vision into the theater.

The country of France's penguins has no port for me to dock.

7 Diary

Yesterday, Tan. Close the narrow door of the soul,

Schiller’s robber at the Night Banquet, Nietzsche’s Superman.

Today, it’s sunny. Keep your camera sharp and take pictures of Van Gogh's sunflowers and Rodin's spring.

8 Hunting

There are hunters with guns in the mountain villages,

Don’t let the owl laugh wildly.

There is a girl who sucks water in the desert.

Camel bell, please don’t tell me your loneliness and sorrow.

9 Confession

My faith cannot be imprisoned in the underground kiln of Zantigon

Only those who make counterfeit coins are always afraid of the sun.

On the Day of Judgment, the prodigal will return home.

If the wheat does not die, where will we harvest the grain?

10 Tears

The lullaby injected too much haziness into the veins at the cradle,

Until I woke up today, I realized that I had been abandoned by the sea. of shells.

Hands that have kissed the soil cannot hold the Song of Songs decorated with beads.

The fountain of this poem comes from the painful Nero.

5.

Jiang Tao's "Graduation Song Summer Disperses the Characters in Our Novels...——André Gide"

1

Purple smoke grows in the southeast corner of the sunrise during the day

A pool of turbid tree shadows looks like snot blown out of the window

On the table is an empty piece of paper. Next to the table is a large Glasses of different sizes

Professors are like a group of hippopotamuses drinking tea by the pond

The proportion of their huge waist and abdomen to their clever speech is out of balance

Thesis topic selection Finally, it happened for a reason and wisely

Abandoned the first person and used cuckoo

A humble tone (you have been listening to their sweet calls for nearly eight years

Especially It's when you wake up in the dark and find that the bed full of books and dream relics are being pawned by the night breeze)

"The speech time is only twenty minutes." The defense chairman cleared his throat

Announcing the beginning of your monologue is like a forked tree trunk

Stretching, twisting, and gradually coming to the conclusion:

Scholar A heard the chicken dance and wrote to join the army to cure syphilis. ;

Scholar Yi rushed to Yan'an wearing stars and the moon

On the way, he accidentally felt a little bourgeois wind chill.

History needs gimmicks just as revolution needs streamlined hairstyles

The female classmate who was listening in the audience lowered her pink neck in deep thought

But the scarecrow sitting next to her was already yawning Liantian

During the literature review, you mentioned the cuckoo again:

“Thanks to its care for so many years

I am able to be both romantic and safe at the same time. I also want to thank you.

Beer, the moon, and a phone booth with half an ear”

When everyone clapped their palms to show their approval

Only the one who has advocated new trends of thought The pen

is still surging forward on the clothes, unable to stop

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This is the afternoon on the campus boulevard with few pedestrians

and In front of the bustling school hospital

Oleander opened her bra angrily: auscultating and touching her abdomen

The physical examination in and out was like a fill-in-the-blank game

We took off Go to the shoes and wait outside the door

Waiting for a beam of X-ray to find out the details of life

The shy safe in the body will then be filled with a form

Step by step: Liver function, blood pressure, urine protein

It is nothing more than a combination of organs and numbers like a taxi driver

Dusk is full of tires, sunsets and sketched beauties

The agricultural trade industry has a pedestrian street between its legs and is following suit

It has also passed through our belly weights for three meals a day

You will hear the fat all over the body I am flying and humming about this:

"In order to match a starch angel with a sweet and sour bride

Spencer who must study Yan Fu and Little Foot at night"

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You have only read half of Tao Yuanming

No wonder the female doctor is snickering: inferior cigarettes and youthful blood foam

They have been mixed for so long and they still can’t cough it up. A decent poem

Give it to those brothers who have drank alcohol

(They always think you are a talent)

Maybe the shape of the lungs It’s about talent

The scholar who walked out of the internal medicine ward is destined to have an appendix

The years will eventually float away like a fish fat in the pungent smell of medicine

In the end You have to have "Pain" to help you

Although there are frequent interruptions, there is no doubt that he will respond to requests

3

At the turn of spring and summer, a country is in a comic situation The ground is sweating

The swallows collectively rehearse the chorus of the return

The regime's toes kicked off the seawater

Ten thousand people signed thousands of signatures and thousands of people sang and tens of thousands of people bought houses and cars

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Ten thousand dead souls sleep restlessly due to the heat after the air conditioners were out of stock

“And what might you experience at the turn of spring and summer?”

Except for wearing the same shoes. Writing in a dark classroom

"My pen is not as strong as Hine's pen, so I can't

use it for digging. I can only use it as a thermometer or anemometer"

In addition to freeing up half of the stomach for oneself to be alone (the other half has to

cope with all kinds of eating, drinking, meetings and long conversations)

In addition to facing the wall to refute a building Practice ventriloquism

In addition to filling out forms and perfunctory tutors

Plan to ship the threaded moon on the bookshelf to a foreign country

And inquire about the whereabouts of an old lover from the retired director of personnel

"First she was in Boston and now she is in Seattle

A photo sent last year shows her being gloriously fat"

A mailbox revealed the true feelings when the Internet The fish and wild goose biography of the times

will suddenly turn into a cancerous starry sky on the computer screen

In the end, someone will call you from Chengdu to inquire about the situation of the soul

On the BP machine The bird song of Mount Emei is heard

You call back and say that the young genius he recommended has settled safely in the capital

4

Those who are late at the banquet are always those with career prospects. Adults

Sitting around in the air-conditioned valley, the waitress served them

Tea and paper towels, ordering dishes step by step

We must respect the system of repeated memorization by national civil servants< /

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"Can you leave me an address where the flowers are fragrant and the birds are singing?"

Xiao Guo, who just returned from Stockholm

Put away the clothes that were wet by a Nordic snowstorm Umbrella

Struggled to hand out the business card from the sea of ??paging signals

Xiao Yang, who was about to be promoted, bowed to take it

His forehead was prematurely bald and shiny. Nose

Like a newly painted box in an opera house:

"It takes repeated training to be able to sit upright in two rooms and one living room

Like a catfish in the market of dung sales "Good reputation"

And the food spinning on the table refutes the dogmatism

Shanzhen's fading out of seafood highlights that Song Gong, who is about to take office as the Ministry of Security

has given up Crispy chicken wings and specializes in braised prawns

Two prep party members have hairless mouths

They were so drunk that they mistakenly identified their wives

"They deserve to be punished by drinking "Three cups" everyone voted unanimously

At this time, the fattened old Xu stood up stumblingly

Asking about the location of the bathroom, the waiter pointed to a corner of the map:

"If you don't mind, please go to the place where the motherland needs it most"

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"Whenever night comes..." The female singer is like sandpaper

Sad singing voices polished the campus at dusk

The superfluous people in the academic debate hid in the toilet to take a shower

The idle spectators on the balcony also returned indoors in disappointment

Because I didn’t find anyone to like, I didn’t find anyone who was suspicious of John the Baptist

Blessed are those who can study in the evening

Prepare for the mechanics test next week under the cool window of the planet

"Can I support a penguin version of the rainbow if I give you a fulcrum?"

And those reasonable caresses under the flowers and the moon

Has made a Chinese chrysanthemum tree full of shame

“You pinched my breasts and it hurts!” Several little girls under the tree

reprimanded their lover Zhang one after another. Raw or Swallow Li San

"Whenever night comes..."

A ball game is about to be won or lost, and a story telling is getting to the point

Blessed are those who can sit in front of a radio

Laugh at it, regret it,

Be embarrassed by it, make a pun

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The shadow of the sun slants to the west and climbs up to look into the distance

How many ears stuck to the antennas are cooled by the stock news

A piece of mainland China wearing suits and pants

Look! Blessed is the senior swimmer in the swimming pool

He waves his arms and legs and immerses himself in the waves

The black tail fins and flippers are occasionally dyed red by the setting sun

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The messy lotus leaves in the lotus pond after graduation

also compete to hold up the wide brim of the degree gown

Taking a group photo is a necessary collectivism Sentiment

I received monthly scholarships

So I have the responsibility to gather with everyone on the grass

My shirt is white when I smile

The whole scene is suitable for a laundry detergent advertisement

The photographer is still the tall and lanky lover (he has a relationship with your two senior sisters

One of them is for him I vowed never to marry)

Of course in the shadow of the lamp behind the curtain

A cockroach can also make a lifelong mistake, not to mention

The narrow wooden bed has been Arrange it like a cemetery of roses

Nostalgia is to walk to the original position and put your heels together

Feel the growing waistline in the breeze like wheat waves undulating in time

The camera is still the second-hand Nikon

The background is still the blue sky, white clouds and colonial-style buildings

The myopic sea in the glasses makes the nostalgic vision blurred

Knowledge, ambition, and toothache are all slowly evacuating to the four outsides

“One, two, three”

You haven’t had time to put up an awning to pay tribute to your future wife

The shutter flashed and some went their separate ways.

People from the West

Have to stand on the same piece of paper forever

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"Please write down your career design on white paper"

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The ideals in elementary school cannot withstand cross-examination

The confused teacher became a fireman due to style problems

The conscientious teaching director died in a car accident during a home visit

Sultry In the weather, many young people determined to become talented and first understand human nature

Using a grass snake to wipe off the yellow innocence on their faces

Later, some people got their wish and became doctors

When the chrysanthemums were in full bloom In the season, I exchanged a prescription for erotic love

Someone broke the law and violated the rules and assaulted the hotel manager Jiang Menshen

To this day, he is still serving his sentence under the high wall of "Xiaoxiguan"

Some people have gone far away with two Boeing wings and more shirts

Farewell to freckles, wine bottles, dirty single dormitories

And the flexible waist of the North Country Cooking smoke

Looking back on the past, most of the news about old friends has disappeared

The hometown is in a state of decline and cannot come up with new ideas

You visited a second-class civil servant on the way to apply for a job. , A learned seagull

The so-called future will be like an elevator heading to a high toy city:

The fox is in charge and the little bear is inviting guests

Those quiet Open in the half-empty unit

The newly arrived typist put on a tight-fitting balcony filled with flowers early

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"At the end of the boulevard Will you touch a coin?"

A heavy rainstorm asked angrily on the pay phone

Chat for three minutes with Taoshu, who ran for people's representative

Ask about the current situation: "Your rheumatism has not recovered yet

Campus knees and beautiful articles..."

"Fortunately, it has just been ignored by the newly compiled literary history

A little bit lost” because of old age

You can withdraw from the catalog or chronology

Become a book card holder: from botany to cooking encyclopedia

From a health manual to a gardener's confession

Reading is like a beauty treatment that does not hurt the bones

It makes the unreasonable have reasons and makes the guilty have a rosy complexion

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But the withered body can still gush out like a fountain of petals

Infecting the heads of those freshmen who were flattened by the south wind?

This is a question.

"Fortunately, it's just that no one has cleaned the front of the library for a long time

It hindered the sparrow's aerobics..."

Before he finished speaking, a lightning bolt warned the caller Timeout

You quickly say goodbye: "Goodbye! Cherish!"

We have all stopped and looked at your knees

Once a year, we have outdated long hair

My mouth exudes lyrical bad breath

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Walking along the school river where the poet drowned

Deleted scene The rubbish inside is shining with catkins flying

The distant mountains are like daisies (that is the famous Xishan Scenic Area

Do you still remember urinating in the valley where the maple leaves are like tides

And The young man is catching the breasts of the autumn wind at the top of the mountain)

"Life will throw us forward like stones

And the balcony stretched out in the wind will catch you

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In the form of a small marriage"

He is good at mathematics and is bad at jokes and dialectics

But we all remember the moral lesson in the chirping of birds

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Stone, scissors, paper

The trinity of toy horses and the adventurous game of ninety-nine to one

Walking along the school river where the poet drowned

The river water is like a belt being tightened again and again by an invisible pump

You turn sideways and let the dead man with disheveled hair and ink on his hands go first

"The setting sun melts in the west. "Gold"

Dante also said: "The day has come to an end,

The animals on the earth have ceased from the day's labor"

What is still missing is an interpreter

Tell this river water to others as a piece of nonsense

Of course, whether to listen or not

is a matter of the other ear and more sycamore leaves

When they long for the stars, fame and old age

When the heavy rain comes

The past worries are washed away and the version of the future life is changed

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Is it pulling teeth from the tiger's mouth or preparing to snatch a few rations from the angel's mouth? It depends on the sauerkraut-flavored Dawn

How to be cleaned by a toothbrush The highway under the morning light

Climb up alone from the gap between hawking and thunder

The drowsy lips and teeth are convex on the shallow cheeks of the times

From the Fourth Ring Road, through the Asian Games Village and then to the Second Ring Road

A bicycle with missing license plate will take you to your workplace

"Study the city and understand the palace" imagination is roundabout

I touched a temple filled with incense

The faithful men and women walked down, and some monks and lamas could not be distinguished from each other

"I had hairy armpits in Yonghe Temple" Ministry

Please call us to catch up on old friendships while having tea at the office”

The tiny labor force is a perfect match for the millet in the lunch

A newspaper is followed by a series of stories. The bird's nest will also be smiling

Just like a primary pathology needs repeated review

The lady handed over chewing gum and "Three Five" cigarettes and the old maid was cynical

Like a bomb in the corner that could explode at any time

And the director is an unknown thing hovering outside the window all day long

"I decorated my desk with glass, calendars and stickers."

Life will be like a dislocated shoulder being reattached and then relaxing