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The Beijing-Shanghai high-speed railway will pilot "silent carriages". What other special carriages do you think should be set up?

1. The naughty car.

Personally, I think this naughty car must be arranged. When I was young, I thought that girls would be quieter than boys, but I found that I was wrong, so wrong. The girl went crazy and the two boys combined were no match for her. Even after such a girl is scolded, she will cry loudly to express her "grievance". When I was in college, I met a child like this. Her mother scolded her for making a lot of noise and yelling in the carriage. As a result, she thought she was wronged and cried non-stop for more than an hour! It was really over an hour. I will remember it for the rest of my life. It was really annoying.

Let these naughty children play together. It’s okay if they don’t want to sleep, they don’t want to eat, and they don’t care about others! Just put them together, play house, run and jump as they please. Parents can also rest assured that their children will not be bored, and other passengers can also get a chance to rest, which is nice. 2. Take off your shoes in the carriage

This is a smelly text. I am so angry. Why do you have to take off your shoes when you get on the train? Just take off your shoes. Can't you smell the sour smell? Some brothers and sisters immediately took off their shoes after getting on the bus. It made them feel comfortable, but the smell was so irritating to the eyes. The key was that it was a closed space with no air circulation. The smell was so unpleasant that I didn’t want to remember it for another minute. So can you open this shoe-off compartment and let people who want to take off their shoes go to a place where they can hurt each other? Whoever is more powerful can have that section to themselves. It would be great. Don’t smoke and kill us ordinary people. We will bear it. Don't stop, boss! 3. Sprinkle dog food in the carriage

I have seen people kissing each other in high-speed rail cars, and they have to feed each other to eat. Comrade! This is a public occasion, please be careful. The key is that this behavior is really not recommended. If you ask me, just create a carriage dedicated to "spreading dog food", and let those groups who are always tired of being together and it hurts their eyes to be grouped together. It would be great to set up some kind of federation so that everyone can exchange experiences with each other.