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I sent a girl fruit, and then she took a photo of the fruit and sent it to the space, saying thank you for the fruit.

Charming space, unlimited creativity. Follow it all your life, no regrets. From beginning to end, you moved me. Good taste, experience for yourself. Ambition is in my heart, accompanied by good luck. Self-determination, let you go. ("Sports shoes" product advertising words) Friends drink together, and bosom friends are drunk for me. Years of love, with a happy heart. Let happiness spread its wings and watch the dream bloom instantly. (Advertising words of "Dream of China" program) Taste the welcome pine and lead the Chinese style alone. (Welcome Pine cigarette advertising words) "Drill" heart "stone" wisdom (diamond advertising words) Your hope, my possibility. Nongfu Spring, a little sweet! Good water makes you healthy! Huihe soda water is comfortable and delicious! (Huihe soda advertising words) The nobles in the water (Jing Tian Baisui Mountain pure water advertising words) love you (Wahaha pure water advertising words) for tomorrow, green life! (Mr. Drew) Green, the achievement of future life! Yiran, stay with me forever! (Mr. Drew) A little more, a healthier life (Master Kong advertising words) Feel the sunshine and give hope. (slogan of "Project Hope") It is sour and sweet, and it has a taste of "self". (Yogurt advertising words) Happy woman, diamond life. Drink the past in the cup. (Advertising words of "wine enterprises") 3g advertising words

The same choice, different expectations. Nutrition is the master, go your own way. Chew old songs and enjoy classics. Grasp life and communicate with the world. New song express, happy confidant. Feel the sunshine and give hope. (slogan of "Project Hope") It is sour and sweet, and it has a taste of "self". (Yogurt advertising words) Happy woman, diamond life. The same choice, different expectations. Nutrition is the master, go your own way. ("green vegetables" advertising words) always ready, beautiful without discount. From beginning to end, you moved me. ("Emotion" program advertising words) Beautiful, experience by yourself. Ambition is in my heart, accompanied by good luck. Self-determination, let you go. A journey of a thousand miles begins with the feet and begins with the heart. I moved, so I'm here. (Advertising words of "sports series products") Open happy event and have a good time. New life, good taste. Scream is better than make your heart beat. The water in the glass smells like human beings. (mineral water advertising words) care, care, care. ("Project Hope" slogan) Because of dreams, Beijing. A friend "tasted" the wine that day. ("Wine" advertising words) Wait for time travel and * * * enjoy a wonderful moment. ("Good Times" food advertising words) The most touching feelings of women, the most understanding of women's hearts. The desire in the heart is the starting point of dreams. (slogan of "vocational and technical college") Close to "sunshine", fresh and natural. ("sunshine ranch" dairy advertising words) color woman, colorful life. (advertising words of women's cosmetics company) love to talk and want to taste. Always follow your dreams and never give up. Five flavors of life, seven colors of life. (Advertising words for camera film) Elegant and fragrant, with a touch of moving. (shampoo advertising words) fragrant feelings, Didi forget me. (Instant coffee and beverage advertising words) elegant and light, pour "sincerity" to the whole country. Wonderful moments, eternal pictures. (Camera advertising words) More romantic than the world, more fashionable than exaggeration. The world sees China, and China has Wuhu. On the way to welcome guests, I "relaxed" an old dream. ("Welcome Song" cigarette advertising words) insightful, not exaggerated. Taste the milk heart and feel the grassland. Years of love, with a happy heart. (Music program advertising words) A thousand miles begins with the feet and begins with the "heart". Let happiness spread its wings and watch the dream bloom instantly. Dove chocolate, silky soft. Drinking coarse grains every day makes everyone healthy. (Miaolian advertising words)

1, time makes a classic, and time makes an eternal Valentino suit.

2. Walk into the space of Pierre Cardin-the most unique fashion universe of Pierre Cardin clothing.

Follow the direction of the arrow, and you will always be at the forefront. Arrow shirt

The mirror won't laugh at you any more. Arrow shirt

5. A successful life rule. Take off your clothes

Calvin and I are very close. Calvin Klein clothes

7. Men should be hard on themselves! Qipai men's wear

8, cooking wine on the hero, talented people get the world! Caizi men's wear

9, more is chaos, less is clear, simple is not simple! Li Lang business men's wear

10, don't be too smart! Shanshan suit

1 1. Believe in yourself and your partner! Septwolves

12, men are simple! Aidengbao clothes

13, a solemn and auspicious life. Zhuang Ji suit

14, Goldlion, a man's world. Goldlion clothes

15, one-time choice, lifelong attachment! Tianen women's dress

16, be a woman. Think about Cato.

17, which is regarded as the quality standard by the world. Manhattan clothes

18, if you like listening to others, John? The name Stevenson

You must have let your ears hear calluses. John? Stevenson clothing company

19, Xiao Xue Meng, "One and a half years" has style! Meng Xue lai pai clothes

20. Wherever the "Eagle" flies, you should follow it closely. Fei Ying clothing company

2 1, not seeking the status of the son of heaven, but seeking the demeanor of the son of heaven! Tianzipai clothes

It is puzzling why other companies always imitate our products.

23. When the sun goes down. (Evening dress) Berkeley Clothing Company

24, wearing rose clothes is to make a girlfriend; Wearing blue is to make a boyfriend. Levi's jeans

25. Just do it (just do it)! Naiki

26. Women put shoes on men and men teach women to walk. Naiki

27. You can run faster than you.

28. Every master, every height and every game must win. Adidas

29, half life, or adidas. Adidas

30. Don't take the usual road! Metersbonwe

3 1. Slade sportswear was sewn in the stadium. Cascade sportswear

32, like the second skin. Taiwan Province province special jeans

33. Warm the world! Ordos cashmere sweater

34, you quietly put on a "price", and then quietly go on a date! Puulaid textile

35, sheep, sheep wealth. Hengyuanxiang

36, seamless! Paike cardigan

37. The only disadvantage of Swiss fur coat is that it will make you have to reluctantly throw away the underwear you bought before.

Swiss fur coat

38, unique-just like your fingerprints. Gardner prince leather co., ltd

39, the road of life, children's clothing starts. Zhixing brand children's wear

40, ancient and modern bras, wearing charming. Gujin underwear

4 1, beautiful underwear made by beautiful girls-in order to make all girls more beautiful, French Lily Underwear Company.

42. Don't say "underwear", you should say "dream". Meng Xin underwear company

43. Lanweier gives you tender and affectionate nights and sweet and warm dreams. Lanweier pajamas

44. Fashion walks along the beach with you. Bradler swimsuit

45, put on "Zhan Sen", you seem to put on a smiling face.

Spend a little more money and you will understand why so many people like "Cranet". Cranet clothes

47. This is a global quality standard. Manhattan clothing

I wear it on important occasions. Deborah clothing company.

49, jade bird style, jade bird style! Lanniao brand clothing

50. Japanese kimono full of national characteristics. Workers and peasants brand clothing.

5 1, simple, chic and lightweight clothing. Workers and peasants brand clothing.

52, new cloth, wash at will without deformation. Workers and peasants brand clothing.

67 10. It's your fault that you didn't buy it once, and it's my fault that you didn't buy it twice: on the fruit stand.

1 1. On boiling wine, heroes and talented people come from all over the world: talented men's wear.

12. Men should have their own voice: Alcatel mobile phone.

13. Wanshui Qian Shan is close to the cyber sky, allowing you to fly high and face it easily. From: China Telecom Series.

14. Sow the next action and you will gain a habit; Sow a habit and you will gain a character; Sow a character and you will reap a fate from: William? James

15. Wan Jiale, Lewanjia. From: Wan Jiale.

16. There are as many moving stories as there are southern motorcycles. From: Southern Motorcycle.

17. Go to work happily and go home safely. From: public service advertisement

Yan dance, Yan dance, a piece of love. From: Yanwu tape recorder.

18. Master Kong's instant noodles are delicious and visible. From: Master Kong.

19. Don't be too smart! From: Shanshan suit

20. Let 100 million people get smart first. From: Giant Brain Gold

2 1.*** Create a better future and a better life. From: Midea Electric Appliances

22. provincial excellent department, Ge You? From: Shuanghui ham sausage.

23. Drink Confucian banquet wine and write articles for the world. Said by: Confucius Banquet Wine

24. Health makes the future. Said by: Neptune

25. Good teeth, good appetite, good health and delicious food. From: blue sky six must rule

26. Forever green, forever Qin Chi. Said by: Qin Chi.

27. Take the red-flag bus and take Zhonghua Road. From: Hongqi Automobile.

28. If you want good skin, use Dabao in the morning and evening. From: Dabao

29. The wine in Confucius' house makes people homesick. Said by: Confucius Family Wine

30. The new concept of calcium supplementation, absorption is the key. From: Long Mu Zhuanggu Granules

3 1. Drink Huiyuan juice and take a healthy road. From: Huiyuan Juice

32. I only see you. From: Wahaha Pure Water

33. very cola, very choice from: very cola

34. The New Year is new and interesting, and it is gratifying to congratulate Coca-Cola. Said by: Coca-Cola

35. Give melatonin as a gift. From: melatonin

36. Rejoice is so confident. From: Celebration.

37. Go beyond the performance limit and enjoy the wonderful computing from amd.

38. American goods, local prices come from: Dell.

39. Classic precision casting, meaningful collection from: BenQ.

40. Different from wisdom: dopod

4 1. The Great Wall will never fall, and domestic products will become stronger. It comes from: Aoni Gleditsia Shampoo Essence.

42. A classic romance that can be passed down comes from real estate.

43. Strength creates value from: CCTV

44. I was born angry! From: mineral water advertisement

45. Come and go in a hurry: from the side.

46. The feeling of no friction is like flying out of some lubricating oil.

47. Not to seduce anyone, but to care for beauty: the slogan of beauty chain stores

48. Born in: Johnson.

49. The endless aftertaste after the peak feeling comes from: cigarettes

50. Crystal clear and cool! Said by: Sprite

5 1. See the world with the third eye. From: seagull camera advertisement

52. A hundred words are worth a key. Said by: a typewriter advertisement

When the sun rises, our love will always come from the sun god.

54. Love me and chase me, but please don't kiss me! Said by: A big slogan posted on the back of the car.

55. Stop, and then you can see it comes from: Bank of China.

56. If there is space, it may come from: Buick.

57. Breaking through technology and enlightening the future comes from: Audi.

58. More lubrication and less friction come from: unified lubricating oil.

59. As long as the hearts are connected, shake hands thousands of miles apart. From: China Unicom

60. Audi's success and technology shine.

6 1. There is no best, only better comes from Aucma.

62. Everything in the world is different, only Pepsi. Said by: Pepsi.

63.*** Enjoy, and you can win * * *! From: Modern Advertising

64. Band-Aids firmly believe that there are no unhealed wounds in Band-Aids.

65. Work at will and live a relaxed life, from Lenovo Tianyi.

66. Mastering the infinite future comes from the spread of Daxian.

67. Freedom of technological creation comes from association.

68. Paramore's life comes from Joyo.

69. Covering Tian Li every day, calcium supplement and vitality come from: covering Tian Li.

70. So the water comes from Robust.

7 1. The world is wide because of you: China Netcom.

72. The pace of life is controlled by Ericsson.

73. M-Zone-My website. Listen to me.

74. Industry serves the country and national prosperity is its own responsibility: Changhong.

75. Yes, why not: Alcatel ot5 15.

76.27th floor purification comes from Robust.

77. Promoting family health comes from: Shu Fujia.

78. Spring is full of guests and friends. Spring is full of ham and sausages.

79. Aoni shampoo: black hair, made in China: Aoni shampoo.

80. Shanghai Buick: Contemporary spirit, the contemporary car comes from: Shanghai Buick.

8 1. Runxun Communication: The call to the world should come from: Runxun Communication.

82. Confucian family wine: Confucian family wine makes people homesick. From: Confucius Family Wine

83. Master Kong: Delicious and visible from: Master Kong

84. Business communication: Technology makes you more relaxed. From: business communication.

85. Try to laugh, often McDonald's comes from McDonald's.

86. The depth of the results comes from: Southern Weekend.

87. Wonderful Hunan, the red net is clear! From: Red Net

88. Because of the Internet, the earth is like a village! From: the fourth media

89. One texture and two expressions come from: panda mobile phone.

90. The long-awaited interpretation of Wei Yi comes from: Amoi color screen mobile phone.

9 1. The cultural communication art classic of Shengshi Guoxue comes from a cultural communication company.

92. I'll show you if you don't believe me! Said by: cockroach killer

93. Born in: Johnson.

94. Jin Xue Beer, the taste of true feelings! From: Jin Xue Beer.

95. Listen to the world and conquer the world from: Haier mobile phone.

96. Know women better than women.

97. The sun is the sun and Java is the moon. From: Sun

98. China Netcom comes from my world: China Netcom.

99. Wireless Your Unlimited Source: Intel

100. There is Sanyo at home, which is warm in winter and cool in summer. It comes from Sanyo Air Conditioning.

10 1. From: Motorola Mobile Phone.

102. Who moved me? From: fm365 website

103. Flexibility makes the basketball court no longer a plane. From: Li Ning brand.

104. Don't kiss me, I'm afraid to fix it. From: moisturizing oil

105. One call and four responses! From: Audio Company Advertisement

106. Everything! From: Jiaozidian advertisement

107. Well-deserved from: pawnshop advertisement.

108. Grab a man's hat! From: hat company advertisement

109. Nothing! From: Barber shop advertisement

1 10. Ask for it! Said by: Pharmacy advertisements are no strangers! Said by: typewriter advertisement

If your car can swim, please don't brake and go straight. From: road traffic advertisements

1 12. The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel! From: new book advertisement

1 13. Always let your driver's license expire before you. From: car showroom advertisement

1 14. Please remember that God is not perfect. He prepared spare parts for cars, but people didn't. From: Traffic Safety Advertisement

1 15. Small parting is sour, but gathering is sweet. From: an advertisement for sour juice drinks.

1 16. Print everything except banknotes. From: the advertisement of the printing company

1 17. More joy, more choices come from: McDonald's.

1 18. Beauty is up to you. From: up2tu

1 19. From my world, from China Netcom.

120. The sun is the sun and Java is the moon. From: Sun Company.

12 1. Let there be no hard business in the world: Let honest businessmen get rich: They have already done business online, what about you? Said by: Alibaba

122. Keep innovating, because the heart comes from Acer.

123. Recruitment of female secretary: look like a young girl, think like an adult man, act like a mature woman and act like a donkey! Said by: an American newspaper

124. Apply "spot" as soon as possible, and don't leave "pox". From: an advertisement from a cosmetics company in Hong Kong.

125. If you don't like this course after listening to a lesson, you can ask for a refund of tuition, but you must speak it in French. From: an advertisement for enrollment in a French class.

126. Please don't flirt with the woman who just walked out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother. From: beauty salon billboard

127. Innovation means that life comes from Hisense.

128. There is a beautiful place, Vanke Four Seasons Flower City comes from: Vanke.

129. The infinite life of architecture comes from Vanke.

130. notorious, fragrant Wan Li comes from: stinky tofu.

13 1. Everything comes from: electric iron

132. Why be extremely smart? The root of wisdom comes from the essence of hair growth.

133. The upward flow of water comes from: Zibo Submersible Pump Factory.

134. Big stones become smaller, small petrochemical! From: treatment of lithiasis

135. "Idle" wife and good mother from: washing machine

136. "oral", "convinced"! From:

137. Full of secrets of youth! From: handbag

138. Thirty-six measures from the top: shoes

139. Give your pure gold heart for her festival! From: Jewelry.

140. With our fishing line, you can find the fish before it finds you: Johnson fishing tackle.

14 1. Life is a sport. Drink it. Said by: Gatorade drinks

142. Choosing Viju Al shows that you have a smart mind. From: Vijual Glasses Company.

143. Canon, we can see what you want to express. From: Canon Company (camera)

144. The popular fifth season comes from: Jianlibao.

145. Every day is spring in Kunming.

146. If you don't come, the advertising star is from him: CCTV advertising Canon.

147. Enjoy the thrill of taking pictures in the dark! From: Siemens s57

148. The touching moment of sending MMS comes from: MMS.

149. Inspiration lights up life! From: Siemens.

150. Wisdom deduction is everywhere! From: Motorola mobile phone

15 1. I will fight for my career and I will never give up on you! Said by: Ericsson

152. Bird mobile phone, the fighter in the mobile phone comes from: Bird mobile phone.

153. Ordos cashmere sweater warms the world from: Ordos cashmere sweater

154. Jie Ting 245 It doesn't matter how big the action is: Jie Ting.

155. As a bright cow, producing bright milk comes from: light.

156. Li Bai's penetrating red is different. I don't remember. qz

157. No cavity-peak comes from: peak.

158. The value of cable and the enjoyment of wireless come from: PHS.

159. Enjoy Happy Technology from: BenQ.

160. The solution of "Four Seas One" comes from ibm.

16 1. Wahaha purified water: loving you equals loving yourself from: Wahaha.

162. Nongfu Spring: A little sweet from: Nongfu Spring

163. Broad and profound, Siemens from: Siemens

164. Everything is under control from: Ericsson

165. Sound is the best, and two people know each other thousands of miles. From: Best.

166. The call to the world should come from: Run Xun.

167. Let's do better! Said by: Philips

168. Warm family, big arowana family. Said by: arowana

169. Nature is the healthiest, and a good green mood comes from: Master Kong.

170. Building a network world comes from: winning Haiwei.

17 1. Nippon paint: shining everywhere! From: Nippon Paint.

172.fm365: true love interaction! From: fm365. com

173. A solemn life is an auspicious life. Said by: Zhuang Ji suit.

174. Everyone is worried about gifts. I send Arctic sea dog oil. From: Arctic sea dog oil.

175. If the clutch of life is a drama, then a century of harmony has long been arranged! From: Centennial Runfa

176. The sky is high and the clouds are light. From: Yipin Huangshan.

177. Enjoy the ride! From: Mitsubishi elevator

178. I am, I am, I am from: Eastman Women's Network.

179. Let the weak be strong and the pessimists move forward. From: Southern Weekend.

180. Goldlion-Men's World! From: Goldlion.

18 1. It's no big deal: breast enhancement.

182. When you saw us, I was talking about our news on paper; When you can't see us, I am on my way with our news. From: Southern Weekend New Edition Advertising Language

183. Time exists because of me: Rossini table.

184. As long as you have a dream, everything can come true. From: Hongkong Telecom.

185. Southern Weekend is popular from: Southern Weekend.

186. Time changes everything from: radar watch

187. Everyone knows that it comes from: Arctic velvet.

188. Look for him in the crowd, and you can get as many degrees as you want: Electrolux refrigerator.

189. The bank around you, the trustworthy bank comes from: China Industrial and Commercial Bank.

190. trefoil: children who learn piano will not go bad. From: Trifolium Piano.

19 1. Kodak: String together every moment of life from: Kodak

192. Volkswagen Beetle: I think it's better to be small: Volkswagen Beetle.

193. It has been imitated and never surpassed. From: car advertisement

194. Happy life I have a set from: condom advertising.

195. Lucent's innovative technology is driven by Lucent.

196. Everything is wonderful because of you: Nestle Coffee.

197. The beauty of sports is enjoyed by the world: Li Ning.

198. Crane dancing and white sand flying from my heart: white sand smoke.

199. Want to know the taste of "clearing your mouth"? From: Qingkou

200. With a flick of a finger, the whole world is interconnected from: Internet Weekly.

20 1. A book in hand, hand in hand for life: modern family.

Choosing a "reader" means choosing an excellent culture, a new vision and a good friend in life. From: reader magazine

203. More choices and more laughter come from McDonald's.

204. Mrs Fang, make home feel better. From: Mrs. Fang's locker.

205. There is only one thing in the world, and I am dependent on you in this life! Said by: The Story of the Stone

206. We have been working hard! Said by: Edo

207. After a storm, there is always sunshine: a thousand-year-old wine.

208. What men want from suits is what women want from men: suits.

209. Evening News, No Evening News Beijing Evening News from: Beijing Evening News

2 10. It turns out that life can be better: beautiful air conditioning.

2 1 1. Tomorrow, will you still send me Crystal Love? Said by: Crystal Love Jelly

2 12. The fun of going in and out of the bathroom comes from the bathroom.

2 13. Where there is home, there is Unilever: Unilever.

2 14. Losing weight is actually an attitude towards life.

2 15. When remy martin is open, good things will come naturally. From: remy martin.

2 16. If the five fingers are the same length, how to meet the different needs of users? From:

2 17. the advertisement of xinfei is well done, but the refrigerator of xinfei is good: xinfei refrigerator.

2 18. Legendary quality, a century of Changyu from: Changyu

2 19. Li Ning: Keep the wonderful for yourself from: Li Ning

220. Once owned, there is no choice but to come from Fiyta.

22 1. technology makes it easier for you to come from: business contacts.

222. Love is a Chinese knot, and the universal heart of Unicom comes from Unicom.

223. Haier China Manufacturing: Haier.

224. Sohu: Daily footprint life comes from: Sohu.