Funny quotes from love apartment

A collection of funny quotes from Love Apartment

I believe everyone has watched Love Apartment, because there are too many classic and funny sayings in it. Below is a collection of funny quotes from Love Apartment that I have collected for you. You are welcome to read them.

1. Make a bet with me, not based on what you want, but based on what I have?

2. I must call you next time I get married

3. Yifei shouted: Everyone, the moment is tight and the task is heavy. You must work hard and make no mistakes. Do you understand?

4. Guan Guan Jujiu, In Hezhizhou, My Fair Lady, what'syouQQ?

5. Guangu: (in video) Zhang Wei is a lawyer, high-end and classy. (Zhang Wei took a selfie wearing a raincoat)

6. Zhang Wei Sissy: How can I, a big boy, gossip. This is the normal conditioned reflex of us girls. I hate it. You should not care about these details

7. Zhang Wei: Like us girls

8. I am a knife with a mouth and an axe. Heart!

9. What is your zodiac sign? I am made of flesh

10. Yifei: As the saying goes, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, so what is in the eyes of beauty? Zeng Xiaoxian : Eye poop. (QQ signature is funny)

11. My surname is Huang and my courtesy name is Huifeng. . .

12. It turns out that you can use a watch to apologize to others. . . A box of sashimi. . . A balloon. .

13. Nuo Lan: Is he in love? Zeng Xiaoxian: No, he is abnormal

14. He can go to the hall, go to the kitchen, kill the wooden horse, and climb the wall , can drive a car, afford a house, fight with mistresses, and beat gangsters.

15. Yifei: I have only heard that black chemical fertilizers will evaporate and turn gray, but I have never heard that catalytic fertilizers will evaporate and stink. Meijia: You are so strong

16. There are caterpillars in the vegetables and iron wire in the vermicelli

17. Nuolan: Medicine? Medicine? Zeng Xiaoxian: Cheek Nao

18. Guangu: If you are hungry, then you should eat more Click. Yoyo: He’s talking about a bad omen. Evil is evil, evil is evil, and omen is bad.

19. Help me cut the carrots into cubes.

20. Guangu: Dragon, giant dragon, you are missing years, and you are missing years forever. (Collection of corporate slogans)

21. Angels are with you

22. Fortunately, it is not red wine, otherwise my clothes will be useless. Fortunately, it is not sulfuric acid, otherwise your face will be useless. .

23. Meeting and parting are like turning around, one after another, forming a dance of life. Some people will come back, and some people know that it is too difficult to see each other again.

24. My wife loves penguins, so we plan to immigrate to Africa and see kangaroos by the way

25. You are more Donnie Yen than Jet Li!

26. Hitting people is not recommended, as slapping someone in the face hurts self-esteem

27. Death is not scary, but sitting and waiting for death is scary.

28. Zhang Wei: I have found the feeling of Huaze. Yifei: Just hit him to death

29. Meijia: You are just a piece of chewing gum that has been peed on by a dog. Yifei: The killers of clogged septic tanks are afraid of contaminating the atmosphere even if they are cremated. Meijia: The scum of the animal world

30. Meijia: Is there any academic requirement for blood test

31. When I become the emperor, I will make you the prince.

32. Zi Qiao: At this moment, your eyes look very much like Tony Leung, there is a bit of Takeshi Kaneshiro between your eyebrows, and the way you hold the beer looks like Wu Zhenyu at first glance. It’s just that his face looks like Eric Tsang

33. Death is not scary, sitting here waiting for death is scary

34. Zi Qiao: Host, we are coming in. Don't get me wrong, host, we are here to see you for the last time. Sekiya: Postmaster, I have to say that your head is too big. The four of us together can’t save the poster. Zhang Wei: Host, please hold on a little longer.

Yifei: Everyone is offline

35. A relationship that does not aim at getting married is just a hooligan.

36. If Conan didn't play by common sense, he would be angry like Kogoro Mouri if he were alive.

37. If we have the same opinion, I have the final say. If there is a disagreement, she has the final say.

38. Zhang Wei: (Hua Zelei’s voice) Whenever you want to cry, stand on your head so that the tears will not flow down.

39. Zeng Xiaoxian: Did Hu Yifei ask you to draw a clear line with me? Zhang Wei Ziqiao: No, let’s just chat casually. (Both of them nodded at the same time)

40. Hu Yifei: Guan Gu is mysterious, how to use this crazy love.

41. I am not a locust, I am not a centipede, I only love my mean brother, a perfect relationship.

42. Don’t worry! Master, senior brother will come to save us!

43. Opportunities are coming to me like raindrops. But I avoided them one by one.

44. Zhang Wei: (Erkang’s voice) I saw you for the first time last time at the Prince’s Mansion

45. Zeng Xiaoxian: I have already lowered my face and talked to her, watch The meaning of sashimi, rawness of sashimi, and the meaning of balloon, when combined together, it reads: It’s not good (expression) to make you angry

46. The saliva is used to count money, not to reason.

47. As quiet as a virgin, as active as a mad rabbit

48. Zi Qiao: Is it itchy? Zhang Wei: Yes. Zi Qiao: According to my many years of clinical experience, this is three mosquito bites together. Zeng Xiaoxian: I still have six mosquito bites together

49. Zhang Wei: When fate comes, all deliberate catering is leftover

50. Okay The boy is me and I am Zeng Xiaoxian.

51. Okay, okay, sell second-hand goods;