Lines from hip-hop baggage shop skit

A: Xiaochao, let me ask you, what do you think you should pursue in life?

B: Pursue love and career

A That’s great, I will pursue my love

A How to pursue this love?

B You have to learn how to strike up a conversation when you meet by chance

A How do you meet someone by chance and strike up a conversation?

B For example, if you look at a girl, she is our host, Teacher **, what should you do if you like her?

A What should I do?

B As for you, you have to wait for her at the TV station every day. As soon as she arrives at the TV station, follow her in, pat her on the shoulder, and He looked at her with blurred and sad eyes, and then sang: If I fall in love with you, there will be a tomorrow. That’s what it means anyway.

A I had to meet her by chance, I had to strike up a conversation. It was really like people were searching for her a thousand times, but when I look back at her, that person is still treating me. . . Dismissive.

B Hi! Don't mention her anymore.

A I met her in the bathroom by chance.

B Well, this place is quite romantic. . . .

A At that time, the girl was washing her hands, and I was washing my hands too. I mustered up the courage to tell him what was on my mind.

B What did you say?

A Did you pee on your hands too?

B That. . What about a girl?

A He gently picked up the toilet and smashed it at me.

B is very energetic.

A But we both knew each other and fell in love.

B Good thing.

A He wants to lose weight every day, so I advise her.

B How to persuade?

A Do you have the strength to lose weight if you eat something?

B Huh?

A She picked up the toilet and smashed it at me immediately. I'm lovelorn

B It should have ended long ago.

A Later, when I lost love once, I put a brick on the mountain. Later, when I lost love, I put a brick on the mountain. Later, there was the Great Wall.

B long. . . . That . This Qin Shihuang died of lovelorn. . .

A What do you think I should do?

B Just listen to me and find a job and a career.

A You said it very well. I apply for job interviews every day, but they often ask me boring questions.

B What are you asking?

A Do you know what the concept of teamwork is?

B Let’s talk about it

A One monk carries water to drink, two monks carry water to drink, three monks have no water to drink, four monks play mahjong, and a hundred monks are happy Stealing food online.

B Huh? OK. snort . snort. Those who are applauding are those who have had their food stolen. Two hundred monks are stealing dinosaurs. Are you being honest?

A You don’t care about this

B You are shameless, so what else is there?

A The most hateful thing is that some companies ask me: Do I know English?

B Hey, English is very important.

A Who are those born in the 1980s who don’t understand English?

B Then tell me

A Look at them asking me how to say Happy New Year.

B What did you say?

A I shocked them.

B Talk

A Happy birthday!

B Hey, it’s my birthday. If you don’t understand English, don’t talk nonsense. If you don’t understand, you can ask me.

A Do you know English?

B My English is very good.

A Really?

B You can ask.

A OK, come and translate it

B Come on

A Hurry up and translate it

B OK

A Well, hello, ladies and gentlemen.

B That’s it

A Hmm

B Hey, let me translate it for you using pure American pronunciation

A Okay

B Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, you say it like this: you and you and you you you you you you, hi!

A Xiaochao, you know I like it What do you think?

B What do you like about me?

A I like you to stay away from me.

B Oh, what do you mean by staying far away?

A How long will it take you to say this?

B Is the pronunciation a big deal?

A No. What on earth do you want me to do.

B If you do this, go work for a big company.

A said it very well. I go to Haier Group!

B They are a big company

A Look at the questions they ask, how good they are.

B What are you asking about?

A Someone asked the Haier brothers of Haier Group why they only wore underwear.

B underwear? How did you answer?

A Why do the Haier brothers only wear underwear?

B Why?

A Because of them.

B What’s wrong?

A Because they don’t have q coins

B (Speechless...clicking with fingers)

A This is corporate culture, corporate culture is like this .

B ** (surprised) Are you the legendary 290?

A Everyone has 250, how can I get 290?

B You are 250 38 2 (=290).

A You are making a personal attack.

B What does it mean to have no Q coins?

A I find that my life is too disappointing.

B Hi

A I have grown more than 20 years old, and suddenly I found that kindergarten is easier to get along with. When I was young, I could hold the hand of any female classmate. When I grow up, I can hold the hand of any female colleague, that is. .

B stinky hooligan.

A When you are a child, you don’t have to think about anything, but when you grow up, you must.

B You have to think about everything.

A When I grew up, I began to be afraid of growing up. I really wanted to be like a child (background music: We are all good children) (wiping tears)

B Stop! stop! stop! Music stops. This is not ---. . Are you sick?

A You have medicine.

B You are sick. You are sick.

A You can cure it.

B You are sick. You are sick. You are sick.

A Your repeater.

A B Don’t do anything to me! !

(The two of them made the gesture of "eagle spreading its wings")

B I tell you if I don't take action, I will kill you!

A Who consumes whom, this is.

B You are sick.

A I'm not sick.

B Why is it so low?

A I went out to take medicine.

Why is B so depraved?

A Ah, who has fallen?

B Let me tell you, youth is passionate, youth is exciting, and the rhythm of youth should be like this. (After the NO BODY music started, the four people jumped together)