The opening poem in stand-up comedy

Mr. Guo's opening poem: Generals are born to be bold and courageous, with wild goose feathers and swords in the autumn water across their waists; wind blows, drums and mountains and rivers move, lightning flashes, flags, the sun and the moon are high;

There is a unicorn in the sky. How can the ants in the burrow escape? On the day when the imperial edict comes back from peace, I will take off my shirt with the general. A bent tree will eventually become straight. It is difficult to raise a wolf as a dog to look after the house. The cormorants will soon be black when the ink is dyed. The crows will not be white until the sky is white.

The candied yellow lotus will eventually be bitter, and the melons and fruits picked by force will not be sweet. It is a good thing It has to be done by good people, how can a mortal be a god? The shadows of bamboos on the golden mountains last for thousands of years, and the clouds fly high and the water flows by itself. Thousands of miles of jade belt floats along the Yangtze River, and a bright moon rolls into a golden ball.

It is as far away as three thousand miles to Hubei. It is as close as the sixteen states in the south of the Yangtze River. The beautiful scenery cannot be seen clearly for a while, but Tianyuan has a part in painting the middle reaches.

The bamboo shadows of Lushan Mountain last for thousands of years, and the water flows freely at the peak of the cloud lock. Thousands of miles of jade belt floats along the Yangtze River, and a bright moon rolls into a golden ball.

The road is three thousand states in the northwest, and it has the power to overwhelm millions of states in the southeast. The beautiful scenery can't be seen for a while, and Tianyuan has the chance to come again.

The green mountains have pine shadows for thousands of years, and the clouds lock the peaks and the water flows by itself. A jade belt floats on a long river, and a bright moon rolls a golden ball.

Looking three thousand miles north of the Great Wall, and looking far south to the sixteen continents. You can’t get enough of the beautiful scenery in one place, and you’ll come again if you’re lucky enough.

The bamboo shadows in Longchuan last for thousands of years, the water flows freely at the peak of cloud locks, the jade belt floats on the Yangtze River for thousands of miles, and the bright moon rolls into a golden ball.

Looking from a distance, the three thousand realms in the northwest are overwhelming the twelve states in the south of the Yangtze River. You can’t see all the good scenery for a while. If destiny has the destiny, come again.

Withered vines, old trees and dim crows, small bridges and flowing water. The horse is thin in the west wind on the ancient road, and the sun sets in the west.

Heartbroken Man - In the Hospital The horse is thin but has fat hooves. A son who steals his father is not considered a thief. A blind old man marries a blind old lady.

The two have been together for more than half a lifetime without seeing each other. Lustful romance is not about enemies not getting together. She is just a prostitute, but she can't protect her wife and children.

She plays with the plot in front of her, and after she is full of sins, she will be punished all over again.

There are wolves in front of the mountains and wolves behind the mountains. The wolves and deer worship in the hills. When the wolf is in trouble, the deer comes to rescue you. When the deer is in trouble, the wolf hides.

The arrow shoots and the crow rises, The arrow falls on the wolf; I advise you to be cautious when making friends, and never make friends with unintentional people. A crooked tree must be bent if it remains straight. It is difficult to raise a wolf as a dog to look after the house. The ink soon dyes the cormorant black, and the whitewash paints the crow white but does not stick.

The lotus soaked in honey will eventually be bitter, and the melons and fruits picked by force will not be sweet. Good deeds must be done by good people, how can any mortal be a god? The moon is setting, crows are crying, and frost is all over the sky. Jiang Feng is fishing and the fire is facing Mian Mian. Hanshan Temple outside the city of Suzhou has to pay money to enter. The sky is chilly, and the hydrangeas are rolling on the ground; those with fillings are steamed buns, and those without fillings are steamed buns. Storytelling and singing to persuade people, the three continents go to the center. Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and the right path in the world is subject to vicissitudes of life. The Qing Dynasty unified the country, Qianlong sat in Beijing, Liu Yong was very fair in the government, and was known as the White Bread King.

The white dew of the Mid-Autumn Festival in August makes the pedestrians on the road desolate; the small bridges flow with the fragrance of rice and flowers, and I have thousands of thoughts day and night.

I can’t find peace in my heart, so I read articles early in the morning; after ten years of hard work in the study, I can show my talent and wisdom. The moral Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors were famous in the Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties; the heroes and the Five Tyrants were in trouble in the Spring and Autumn Period, rising and falling in an instant!

There are several lines of names in the history of Qing Dynasty, and there are countless barren hills in Beimang; the fields of the predecessors are harvested by the later generations, and it is said that there is a fierce battle between dragons and tigers. Those who abide by the law are melancholy in the morning, and those who have strong beams sing for joy every night; those who benefit themselves at the expense of others ride on their mules, those who are upright and fair suffer hunger;

Building bridges and repairing roads leads to blindness, and many people kill people and set fires; I went to the West and asked my Buddha, and the Buddha said: I can't do anything either. ! The saddest thing is the cold weather at night, and the haggard man cannot be pitied. Invite wine to destroy the intestines and get drunk after three cups. Looking for fragrance and startling dreams at dawn.

The hairpin-headed phoenix is ??leaning towards you with tears, but I have no chance to spend the tea flowers. The lonely heart of the small building is full of moonlight, which is as hard as a hook and hard to round. The weeds are idle and the flowers are everywhere. How long will it last? Looking up at the Wu, Wei and Shu, look at the Liang, Tang, Jin, Han and Zhou dynasties.

Wine is a poison that penetrates the intestines, color is a steel knife that scrapes bones; wealth is the root of trouble, and anger is a smokeless artillery;

Without wine, there is no banquet, without color, human beings will be extinct, without wealth It's hard to move even an inch, and you'll be bullied if you don't have energy. Zhao Qian, Sun Li, Zhou Wu, King Zheng, Feng Chen, Chu Wei, cut cakes and dipped them in sugar. The horse is thin with long hair and fat hooves, and the old couple is sleeping on a hot bed.

The old man wanted to sleep on the kang, but the wife refused to let him go.

The old man picked up the door stick and the wife picked up the rolling pin. The old couple played ping-pong all day long.

The kang was also left to cool down, and no one slept on the hot kang. There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed, I suspect it is frost on the ground.

Looking up at the bright moon, my name is Guo Degang. When it comes to stand-up comedy, it is a common habit to say a few "opening remarks" as soon as you come on stage. Sometimes, I also say a few "setting poems", also called "book words". It's just like singing a single string, starting with the "chaquer" section; or Pingtan, singing the "opening" section first.

This is the closing poem. Sometimes I say a few lines of seven-character poems, and sometimes I say a few lines of "Moon over the West River". Before talking about it, I must take a picture of "Wake Up Wood". Snap! How to wake up Mu Na? In the library, I was reading books, and there was a "book-sitter" who went there early, drinking tea and chatting. As time passed, he stopped reading and fell asleep. What should I do? I’m about to start a book here, bang! As soon as he patted the small piece of wood, he woke up. That's why it's called "eye-catching". After taking this eye-catching shot, I want to say a few lines of cantata. There is such a poem:

The white dew in the Mid-Autumn Festival in August makes the pedestrians desolate on the road;

The fragrance of rice and flowers flows on the small bridge, and I have thousands of thoughts day and night.

I can’t find peace in my heart, so I read articles early in the morning;

After ten years of hard work in the study, I can show my talent and wisdom.

What is this poem called? It's called "acrostic poem". How to call it "acrostic poem"? The beginning of the word is followed by the end of the word. You see that the last word in the first sentence "Mid-Autumn Festival in August" is "lu". Alas, the first word in the second sentence is also "路". I borrowed the word to copy the pronunciation and connected it. "It's desolate for travelers on the road." The person said that the third sentence was not connected, "The fragrance of rice and flowers flows in the small bridge". The word "small" cannot be connected with the word "cool"! Hey, I can pick it up. Look, there is a word "小" under the word "Liang", which means "Xiaoqiao flows with the fragrance of rice and flowers". "Thousands of thoughts day and night", "Grain, Sun" read "Xiang". Hey, here comes the word "日" again! "Think about it day and night." "My heart cannot be at peace." Below the word "thinking" is the word "心". "If you can't have peace in your heart, read the article early in the morning." Isn't there the word "青" next to the word "quiet"? "Read the article early in the morning." "Ten years of hard work in the study room", the word "Zhang" in the article ends with the character "十", "Ten years of hard work in the study room", "household, square" reads "fang", "fang shows his talents and high wisdom". This is called "acrostic poetry".

There are also poems about Jing'er when she was a child. There are sceneries in all four seasons: spring, summer, autumn and winter. For example, let’s talk about snow scene in winter. There are many poems about snow scenes, but in our stand-up comedy, the words of this snow scene poem are different from other snow scene poems. how? He has to be amused and have jokes here.

For example, in "Three Kingdoms", "three visits to the thatched cottage". Liu Xuande visited the thatched cottage for the second time and met Huang Chengyan, Zhuge Liang's father-in-law, and wrote a poem "Liang Fu Yin". It was a snow scene, and the poem said:

The north wind was cold all night, and the clouds were thick and thick.

Snow is floating in the sky, improving the old country.

Looking up at Taixu, I suspect it is a jade dragon fighting.

The scales flew all over the universe in an instant.

Riding a donkey across a small bridge, I sighed that the plum blossoms were thin.

Hey, this snow scene is pretty good, but compared to the snow scene we talk about in cross talk, it's still a little bit worse. Why, our snow scene is snow but not snow. There is not a single word "snow" in this poem. But if you take a closer look, hey! It’s snowing! Let me tell you, please listen:

There was a burst of blackness in the sky, as if the white surface was still falling downwards,

It was stronger than cotton, as thick as willow flowers.

Black dogs have white bodies, while white dogs have swollen bodies;

The grave is always bigger than the steamed bun, and the mouth of the well is a big hole.

Do you think this is snowing? It’s snowing! "A black dog is white on its body", a layer of snow falls on a black dog's body, so how can it not be white; "A white dog is swollen on its body", a white dog itself is white, and another layer of snow falls on it, making it look bigger! It's like it's swollen.

We decided to sing a hymn, and there must be jokes in it. The poem just now had jokes in it.

There are other "big truths" and "big lies" that will make you happy just listening to them.

You are like a "big lie" and don't have a word of truth. This is what they say:

The twelfth lunar month is bright and bright, the treetops are still and there is a strong wind.

It only caused Luqi to run all over the street, and Luqi let the egg hit a big hole!

If the egg is broken, use nails to tack it; if the egg is broken, use thread to sew it.

I have never seen anything like this before.

A bed bug is in confinement and feeding a big bear!

Listen, there is no truth!

There is also a kind of "reversed poetry", which is also a big lie.

Walking east and west on the North and South Streets, a man bit a dog on the crossroads.

He picked up the dog and chopped bricks, but the bricks bit his hand.

There was an old man who was only nineteen years old. He was drinking lotus root and wine.

I had never seen such a thing since I was a child. He was pulling a train with a tricycle.

Hey! Do you listen to this? !

In addition, when I was performing in the theater, I also said this kind of poem:

The great swallow spreads its food across the sea, and builds a nest for its children and grandchildren;

Thousands of times he was beaten for food in the end, fearing that his children and grandchildren would not have enough to eat.

Xiaoyan will be raised for a few days, and feathers will be tied on her arms.

Forgetting the upbringing of parents, I spread my wings and flew away.

Fly to the wilderness and meet a civet cat avoiding rats.

Chewing the skin and bones together, it’s a pity that Xiaoyan’s remaining life is lost!

A few lines of poems have been said, and there is not much left to express. Next, I will perform a golden ritual that awakens the world. The Drunken Arhat--The Complete Biography of Jigong! Prelude to the performance: What I already talked about yesterday was: The World Stealing Rat - Hua Yunlong, Guzi'an Hui (1) A young woman was stabbed at night. Taishan Tower killed Qin An during the day, entered the Prime Minister of Qin's house at night, and stole Prime Minister Qin's eight-treasure, exquisite white jade bracelet. The Prime Minister was angry, so he sent Zhao Yonglu and Du Zhenying, together with Elder Jigong, to capture Hua Yunlong (shot eye-catching), you can't go down!

This is not nonsense!

Why can’t I go on? I’m talking about stand-up comedy. If you ask me to talk about storytelling, then...that’s not okay!

The person said, these few sentences you just said are quite familiar, ah, I only learned these few sentences.

There are also words like this, which will make you laugh when you hear them:

The sky and the earth were black and yellow, and the universe was muddy. One year, spring broke out on August 15th.

What happened that year was so strange that it’s scary to mention it.

Grow an eggplant and pick up a garlic, and a melon turns into gold.

Bajie Yang was riding a bicycle on a spring outing, looking at Nandian, laughing, but also bursting into tears.

She cried with one eye and smiled with the other. She cried loudly, the pretty boy's husband - Cheng Yaojin!

It’s all because of the great destruction of the Tianmen Formation that you suffered a painful death. It was Liu Bowen who caused your death.

Huang Santai was angry in her heart. She should never have killed Pan Qiaoyun with a grenade.

It’s a hodgepodge of chaos, go down below, and the three courts will interrogate--Dou Erdun!

You see, I haven’t even talked about cross talk yet. Just saying this opening line made everyone laugh.

There are also the lyrics in front of "Huang Banxian":

It is a hot day in June, and there is Zhangjiawan in Jingdong.

The old couple were having dinner in the courtyard, when a fly came and made them irritated.

The fly took away a grain of rice, and the old man chased him to Sichuan when he got angry.

My wife stayed at home for three months, and no books or letters were delivered.

I invited a fortune teller to tell the fortune,

The gentleman said: Stop according to the fortune teller - the old man will lose money on this trip, and he will pay for the travel expenses in vain if he makes him angry!

There are also books and lyrics that are suitable to be placed anywhere.

Looking far away, it looks flickering, but looking up close, it seems fluttering and far away.

It's not a gourd or a gourd, it's washed up and down in the water.

This one is said to look like a football, and that one is said to look like a urine bubble.

And people bet on the riverside, it turned out to be two monks taking a bath! Jinshan has been chasing shadows for thousands of years, clouds are flying high and water flows by itself.

The Yangtze River floats on the jade belt, and a silver moon rolls on the golden ball.

It is three thousand miles away from Hubei and as close as sixteen continents south of the Yangtze River.

The beautiful scenery cannot be seen clearly for a while, but Tianyuan has a heart to say.

The Three Yellow Emperors and the Five Emperors were famous for their fame as Marquis of Xia, Shang and Zhou.

The Five Hegemons and Seven Heroes were in trouble in the Spring and Autumn Period, and their rise and fall happened in an instant.

In the Qing Dynasty, there were a few lines of names and countless barren hills in the north.

Forefathers sow and others will reap.

A law-abiding person is depressed every day, but a strong beam sings every night.

Riding a mule to benefit oneself at the expense of others, being upright and fair and starving.

Building bridges and roads leads to blindness, but there are many murders and arson.

I went to the West to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said - I have no idea.

There was bright moonlight in front of my bed, I thought it was frost on the ground. I raised my head and looked at the bright moon. My name is Guo Degang.

A horse is thin and hairy but has fat hooves.

A son who steals his father is not considered a thief.

A blind uncle marries a blind grandma.

Both of them I haven't seen anyone in my entire life!

Looking far away, it looks blurry, but looking in, it looks far away.

It is neither a gourd nor a gourd. It is washed and popped up in the water.

Some people say it’s fish maw, some people say it’s urine bubbles.

The two made a bet and looked by the river. It turned out to be Wang Wenlin taking a bath.

The saddest thing is the cold weather at night, and the haggard man cannot be pitied.

Invite wine to destroy the intestines and get drunk after three cups. Looking for fragrance and startling dreams in the cold weather.

The hairpin-headed phoenix is ??leaning towards you with tears, but I have no chance to spend the tea flowers.

The lonely heart of the small building is as hard as a hook and it is hard to round.

On the 33rd and 23rd day of the lunar month, the couple ate and closed the door.

The fly took away a grain of rice, and the old man chased him to Sichuan in anger.

The old man left for three months without sending any books or letters.

Find a fortune teller to do the calculations. The fortune teller said that according to the fortune teller, it will hurt your wealth, make you angry, and bring you troubles! (Mr. Liu Baorui)

Generals are born with courage and boldness. The autumn water, the wild goose feathers and the sword are blown by the wind. The mountains and rivers are moving, the lightning flashes, the sun and the moon are high.

How can the ants in the burrow of the unicorn in the sky not be able to do that? Escape to peace and wait for the imperial edict to return. I will undress my husband and undress me

A bent tree will eventually become straight. It is difficult to raise a wolf as a dog to look after the house.

Not long after the ink dyes the cormorants black, the crows are painted It's not day in the day,

The candied yellow lotus will eventually be bitter, and the melons and fruits picked by force will not be sweet.

Good deeds must be done by good people, how can any mortal be a god?

The golden mountain has bamboo shadows for thousands of years, the clouds are locked in the sky and the water flows by itself.

The jade belt along the Yangtze River floats thousands of miles away, and a bright moon rolls into a golden ball.

It is as far away as three thousand miles to Hubei. It is as close as the sixteen states in the south of the Yangtze River.

The beautiful scenery cannot be fully understood for a while, but Tianyuan is in the middle of the painting.

The bamboo shadows of Lushan Mountain last for thousands of years, and the water flows freely at the peak of the cloud lock.

The jade belt along the Yangtze River floats thousands of miles away, and a bright moon rolls into a golden ball.

The road is three thousand states in the northwest, and it has the power to overwhelm millions of states in the southeast.

The beautiful scenery can't be exhausted for a while, and if fate has the chance, come back again

The green mountains have pine shadows for thousands of years, and the clouds lock the peaks and the water flows by itself.

A jade belt drifts along the long river, and a bright moon rolls into a golden ball.

Looking at three thousand miles north of the Great Wall, and looking at the sixteen continents south of the Yangtze River from a short distance.

You can’t get enough of the beautiful scenery in one place, so come again if you are lucky enough.

The bamboo shadows in Longchuan last for thousands of years, and the water flows freely at the peak of the cloud lock.

The jade belt of the Yangtze River floats thousands of miles away, and a bright moon rolls into a golden ball.

Looking from a distance, the three thousand realms in the northwest are overwhelming the twelve states in the south of the Yangtze River.

The beautiful scenery cannot be exhausted for a while. If destiny has the destiny, come again. ”

Withered vines, old trees and dim crows, small bridges and flowing water, people live in the old road. The west wind winds and the horse is thin, the sun sets in the west, and the heartbroken man is in the hospital.

The horse is thin and hairy, the hoofs are fat, and the son is Stealing a father is not a thief. A blind man marries a blind woman, and neither of them has seen each other for most of their life. Wife and children, they are playing with the plot in front of them, and after they are full of sins, they will be punished all over again, and all kinds of evil are the first, so if you go to the matchmaker, you will eventually bend your eyes to keep them straight. It is difficult to raise a wolf as a dog to look after the house. Cormorants are dyed black with ink, and crows are painted white but they are not strong. Yellow lotus soaked in honey will eventually be bitter, and forced picking of melons and fruits will not make them sweet. Good things must be done by good people. How can a mortal be a fairy?

Storytellers and operas can persuade people. The three continents go to the center. Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and the right path in the world is full of vicissitudes.

The white dew in the Mid-Autumn Festival in August makes the people on the road desolate;

The fragrance of rice flowers flows on the small bridge, and thousands of thoughts occur day and night. .

I can’t find peace in my heart, so I read articles early in the morning;

After ten years of hard work in the study room, I can show my talent and wisdom.

The Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors of Moralism were famous after Xia, Shang and Zhou Dynasty;

The heroes and five tyrants made trouble in the Spring and Autumn Period, rising and falling in an instant!

There are several lines of names in the history of Qing Dynasty, and countless barren hills in Beimang;

The fields of the predecessors are harvested by the later generations, and it is said that dragons and tigers are fighting each other.

A law-abiding person is depressed in the morning, a strong beam sings every night, he rides a mule and rides a mule at the expense of others, and he is starving at the right time. Repairing bridges and repairing roads is blind, and there are many murders and arson. I went to the West and asked my Buddha, and the Buddha said: I can't do anything either!

The saddest thing is the cold weather in the late evening, when the haggard man cannot be pitied. Invite wine to destroy the intestines and get drunk after three cups. Looking for fragrance and startling dreams at dawn. The hairpin-headed phoenix is ??leaning towards you with tears, and the tea-flowered flowers have no chance for me. The lonely heart of the small building is as hard as a hook and it is hard to round.

The weeds are idle and the flowers are everywhere.

When will the fight between the dragon and the tiger stop?

Look up at Wu, Yue and Shu

Look again at the Liang, Tang, Jin, Han and Zhou dynasties.

Wine is a poison that penetrates the intestines, sex is a steel knife that scrapes bones, wealth is the root of trouble, and anger is a smokeless cannon.

Without wine, there is no banquet, colorless humanity is extinct, without wealth it is difficult to move, and without spirit you are bullied.

There are wolves in front of the mountains and wolves behind the mountains; wolves and deer worship in the hills;

When the wolf is in trouble, the deer comes to rescue, and when the deer is in trouble, the wolf hides;

The arrow shoots the crow's head, and the arrow falls on the wolf;

I advise you to be careful when making friends, and never make friends with unintentional people.

Zhao Qian, Sun Li, Zhou Wu, Zheng Wang, Feng Chen, Chu Wei, cut cakes and dipped them in sugar

The horses were thin with long hooves and fat, and the old couple slept on the hot kang. The old man wanted to sleep on the kang, but the wife refused to let him go. The old man picked up the door stick, and the wife picked up the rolling pin. The old couple played table tennis all day long, and the kang was left to cool down, and no one touched it. Sleeping on a hot kang

It was probably the twelfth lunar month of winter when heavy snow fell, and the old couple slept on a hot kang. The old man wanted to sleep on the kang, but the wife refused to let him go. The old man picked up the door stick, and the wife picked up the rolling pin. The old couple played table tennis all day long, and the kang was left to cool down, and no one touched it. Fall asleep on the hot bed!

The horses and chariots have not left their saddles, and they know they are about to die at the last minute. In the past three hundred years, the country has been harmed, and the people have been paralyzed along the eight thousand miles.

The sword in the autumn wind makes the lonely minister cry, the sun sets on the altar of generals with banners, the world is dusty and dusty, please don’t wait and see

From a poem by Li Hongzhang

Standing in the blue sky, one cannot be deceived. Zhang Fei broke the Dangyang Bridge. Although it is not a good deal, the couple will be gracious to each other for a hundred days!

"Storytellers and operas persuade people, and the three continents go to the center. Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and the right path in the world is the vicissitudes of life."

It is cold in the sky, and hydrangeas are rolling on the ground. If there is stuffing, it is a steamed bun, but if there is no stuffing, it is a steamed bun.

When the sun rises and the sun shines brightly, the beauties put on their rouge. The more you apply it, the redder it becomes, and the redder it becomes, the more you apply it.

Sake makes people's faces red, and white wealth touches people's hearts

Listening to the opera, listening to the charm, listening to the mountains, flowing water, deep valleys, and walking in the clouds are all interesting

Taking plays, life, good, evil, loyalty, and treachery Divorce and joy and sorrow are always related to love

A bright moon is floating in the sky. Wherever you behave as a person, you must learn to be good at it. First of all, you should be filial to your parents, and more importantly, you should love your compatriots, brothers and sisters. Never let go of your love

If the Taoist temple is successful, the relief will be completed. The owner of the restaurant is pious and offers incense and worship. Everyone under the altar chanted the holy name. The sea of ??suffering is self-evident and charming

If you don’t wake up even a little bit, if the world doesn’t remember Amitabha, it will be in vain for you to live in this world. The mountains are colorful when viewed up close, the water is silent when you listen carefully, the flowers are still there after spring has passed, and the birds are not surprised when people come. In the Mid-Autumn Festival in August, wild geese fly south, roaring and mourning, but the wild geese will come back one day, and their dead souls will never return.

This paragraph was first used by Ma Zhiming, and "Baishihui" follows the Three Classics.

You are as crazy as you want, the breeze blows on the hills, you are as crazy as you want, the bright moon shines on the river

Class leader:

Weeds and flowers are everywhere, and there is sorrow,

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When will the fight between the dragon and the tiger end?

Looking up at Wu Yue Chu,

Looking again at the Liang, Tang, Jin, Han and Zhou dynasties

It is a sigh of relief in the world of life,

Use all your scheming to gain fame.

The precious glory is dew among the flowers,

The courage and strength are burned into ice.

Three inches of Qi are used in many ways,

Once it is impermanent, everything is empty.

Ren Jun tried his best,

It was inevitable that he would be covered in dirt in the deserted countryside.

The sky is a cover and the earth is a blanket

The sun, moon and stars accompany me to sleep

Who casts the net of fame and fortune

Wealth and poverty are not enough Generally

There are also horse riding and sedan riding

There are also push carts to handle the load

The blessings of riding a horse and riding in a sedan chair

Push carts It's natural to bear responsibility

The horse carries the idiot man

The beautiful woman often sleeps with her humble husband

Standing in front of the eighty-year-old man's door

A three-year-old naughty boy is in trouble

It’s not because God doesn’t open his eyes

This is a cycle of retribution that ends with good and evil.

There was bright moonlight in front of the bed,

It was probably frost on the ground.

Looking up at the bright moon,

My name is Guo Degang.

There is still bright moonlight in front of the bed,

It is suspected to be a patch of frost on the ground.

You have to look at the bright moon when you raise your head.

My name is Guo Degang.

The moon is setting and the sky is filled with crows and frost.

The river maple, the donkey fire, is facing melancholy.

Hanshan Temple outside Gusu City,

You have to pay to enter.

Li Jing's "Kangxi Private Visit" Poem for the Robbery of the Prison Car

Huaying Mountain stands taller than ten thousand feet tall, the Jialing River's rolling eastward flow is like a boiling pot, and the red sun is as scorching as a raging fire. Pedestrians on the road feel heartbroken. Suddenly, dark clouds covered the sky, "Wow--" A heavy rain was like a pouring water. In an instant, after the rain, the sky cleared and the heat disappeared. A rainbow illuminated the mountains and rivers, and a refreshing breeze came. Hey, there is a slider. Down the hill!

Huaying Mountain stands tall and majestic, the Jialing River flows eastward with waves, and the red sun shines brightly, making the hearts of pedestrians on the road feel like they are on fire. Suddenly, dark clouds covered the sky, and a heavy rain poured down like a ladle. In an instant, after the rain, the sky cleared and the heat subsided. Alas, there was a slider down the mountainside!

Huaying Mountain stands tall and majestic, and the Jialing River rolls eastward like the depth of the sea. The red sun makes the sky dull, and the pedestrians on the road are listless. Suddenly, there was a strong wind, dark clouds rolled in, and a heavy rain seemed to pour down. In an instant, after the rain, the sky cleared and the heat disappeared, the rainbow appeared colorful, and the refreshing breeze came slowly. Hey, there was a slider down the mountain forest!

Huaying Mountain stands towering, dangerous and strange. The water of Jialing River rolls eastward like a jueti. The red sun is scorching and the weather is beautiful, making pedestrians feel anxious. Suddenly, there was a strong wind, dark clouds, and heavy raindrops. In a blink of an eye, after the rain, the sky cleared up and the heat disappeared. A rainbow shone in Huayi, and a gentle breeze refreshed the heart. Hey, there was a slider moving down the mountain!

Huaying Mountain stands tall and towering, the Jialing River water rolls eastward, and the red sun is as scorching as fire, making pedestrians uncomfortable in the sun. Suddenly, strong winds turned into dark clouds, and pouring rain poured down. In an instant, after the rain, the sky cleared up and the heat disappeared. A rainbow appeared, and the auspicious colors came out. The breeze came and blew people refreshingly. Hey, there was a slider to get out of the mountain!

He Yunwei

The clear blue sky cannot be deceived,

Zhang Fei broke the Dangyang Bridge.

Although it is not a good deal,

A lot of people came today.

Cao Yunjin

It is a hot day in June

After the second day of the Lunar New Year, it is the third day of the Lunar New Year

The next uncle will marry a blind grandma

No one slept on the nice hot bed

Wang Yuebo

Withered vines and old trees, crows dimmed,

People live in small bridges and flowing water.

The west wind blows thinly on the ancient road,

The sun sets in the west.

Heartbreaker is in Spain.

20090214 Valentine's Day opening poem

As soon as I come on stage, pay close attention.

There are a couple of little lovers.

I’m not going anywhere else today.

Listen to the story telling Dou Dou Er.

Goose, goose, goose,

The song is singing to the sky.

White hair floats on the green water,

My name is Wang Yuebo.

Yuebo VS Li Jing's dialogue opening poem

Wang Yuebo: Feed a pug to catch mice, feed a rabbit to catch eagles, feed a mule to dismount, feed a civet cat to catch mice. Afraid, to feed a worm is afraid of a frog, to feed a oriole is like an old owl, to feed a child who can't beat the board well and has to learn storytelling will recognize his godmother.

Li Jing: Wang Yuebo, don’t boast, my godmother is also your godmother.

Wang Yuebo: Tell Li Jing not to be angry, please go backstage and rest.

Yuebo, Lian Liru’s closing poems

Mr. Lian

A godmother with two sons

Storytelling by three mothers Xuan Nan

"The General of the Yang Family" as told by Shou'er

Annoying people intermittently

"The Legend of Thieves" as told by Fatty'er

The endless nagging

Only the old lady, I talk about "Eastern Han Dynasty"

Two years of decline

Yuebo

One godmother and two sons

Three mothers and three storytellers in Xuannan

Although this thin man’s skills are limited

It’s worth two cents

What the fat man said is true

Small eyes, bright and popular

Only godmother is in good spirits

Old Dang Yizhuang Sai in those days

Yuebo’s closing poem for New Year greetings:

Go on stage and bow and clasp your fists

First of all, I would like to give you New Year greetings

Apprentice, my name is Wang Yuebo

My work Mother’s surname is Lian

The eldest brother is teacher Wu Di

The second brother is actor Jia Lin

The third brother is named Zhu Zhaoliang

The youngest junior brother Liang Yan

There is also my buddy Li Jing

Pingshu Crosstalk Allegro

Occasionally, I act in movies

I also fall in love with the producer

There is also the godfather Lao Jia

The general manager of the library

My sister and brother-in-law came to sell tickets

My daughter-in-law counted the money

Also There is water storage Liu Bin

I will fill the tea for you

Drink tea and listen to books for another year

I wish you all a great fortune

The opening poem of Dapeng Xuannan Library, hosted by Happy Teahouse

Beside the mountains and rivers, the house is among the trees

It is safe to travel and live safely

The cattle are half leaning The harvest of the fields has increased, and the shortage has also increased

After the rain, the sky has cleared, and we are sailing in a small boat and fishing while drinking wine

On the road, strangers ask whether the poem is good or bad

Crosstalk shows are not easy to do

I am fined for broadcasting crosstalk and also fined for broadcasting storytelling