The little joke about traffic safety should be shorter!

During the Traffic Safety Week in Johor, Malaysia, the Ministry of Transport posted

the following placards at some road intersections:

"When you are driving a car, if Keep the speed at about 30 kilometers per hour, and you can enjoy the beautiful scenery along the way; if the speed exceeds 50 kilometers per hour, please go to the court; if the speed exceeds 80 kilometers per hour, please stay in the hospital; if the speed exceeds 100 kilometers, Please rest in peace."

A 70-year-old aunt drove three aunt-level elderly people in a car slowly on the provincial highway. The traffic police stopped her and said: "Aunt, you drive so slowly, it will affect the traffic."

The aunt who was driving said: "Don't that sign say 20?"

The traffic police said: "That's Route 20!"

The driving aunt said: "Oh! Oh! That's Route 20, not the speed limit!"

Traffic The policeman said: "Right, suspicious? Why do the other three aunts behind you look so ugly?"

The aunt driving the car replied: "We just drove over from Highway 245!"

< p>One day, a taxi took people to the military camp. Traveling at a speed of forty kilometers per hour, a white sports car came from behind him. At this time, the person he was driving said to him: "Master, do you know which country the car that just passed by was made? It was running so fast." The car owner said he didn't know.

He said mockingly: "Thank you for driving!"

The car owner ignored him. After a while, another sports car passed by them one after another. At this time, his passenger said again: "Do you know which country this car is made in?" The car owner said he didn't know.

The passenger said a little upset: "Hey, do you know which country I am from?"

At this time, the car owner said: "I know, you are from Japan. Just now You said it when we got on the bus."

The passenger was happy and said: "Yes, the two fast cars that just passed by are made in Japan. What Japan wants is speed, you know. ? Master."

As he spoke, the car owner stopped and said, "Here you go, the fare is 100 yuan."

He said, "Why is it so expensive?" "

The taxi driver said happily: "Sir, we also need speed in China. It is on the meter on the car."

One policeman wants one." The speeding man pulled over to the side of the road and began the following interview:

Police: Can I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don’t have a driver’s license. My driver’s license was revoked because of my fifth drunken driving offense.

Police: Can I see the license plate of your car?

Driver: This is not my car, I stole it from someone else.

Police: Is the car stolen?

Driver: Yes. But let me think about it...I remembered, the car owner's license plate...oh, it was in the little cabinet on the dashboard. When I put my pistol in the locker, I saw the license plate.

Police: Is there a pistol in the little cabinet on the dashboard?

Driver: Yes, sir. I killed the woman who owned the car, put her in the trunk of the car, and then put my gun in the little cabinet.

Police: Are you saying there is a female body in the trunk?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the police were shocked and immediately called the police station for help. Soon, the car was surrounded by a group of police officers. An officer approached the driver to attend to the emergency.

Police officer: Sir, can I see your driver's license?

Driver: Of course, here you go.

Police officer: Whose car is it?

Driver: Mine, Mr. Police Officer. This is my license plate.

Police officer: Can you open the little cabinet on the dashboard and let me see the pistol inside?

Driver: I can open the cupboard, sir. However, there was no pistol inside.

The small cabinet was opened, and sure enough there was no pistol inside.

Officer: I was informed that there was a body hidden in the trunk of your car. You don't mind opening it?

Driver: No problem.

The suitcase was opened and no body was found.

Police officer: I don’t understand what’s going on.

The policeman who asked you to stop the car said that you did not have a driver's license, that the car was stolen, that there was a pistol in the cabinet, and that there was a body in the trunk. Did our policeman lie?

Driver: Of course! He also lied about me speeding.