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Lv Qian, a math teacher in No.11 Middle School.

Six times, the prince's division was straightforward and caused trouble. Yesterday, wayward children were sensible and realized Deng Sheng.

It is said that Wang Yun left a tiger and held a banquet for several days. Besides working in yamen during the day, he also talks with Hu Xiang or Zhang Deng at night, or participates in martial arts competitions. Although Wang Yun is sincere, Hu Xiang has been displaced for a long time, but he is a little uncomfortable with the comfortable leisure life. Afraid of disturbing the Wangs for a long time, I want to find a chance to say goodbye and leave.

This afternoon, Hu Xiang was practicing martial arts in the backyard, and the Wangs housekeeper hurried to report. When he met Hu Xiang, he cried, "Master Xiang, this is not a good thing. My adult has been put into prison by the prefect, and his life is worrying. " Hu Xiang was shocked when he heard this. "What's the matter? Come on. " The housekeeper quickly explained the cause of the incident to Hu Xiang, but it turned out that it was caused by the Buddha incident.

Today, Wang Yun is working in the county seat, but he met Lu Fu and a group of government soldiers arguing with vendors in the street. Wang Yun stepped forward and asked, "Why?" When the Buddha Lu saw that it was Wang Yun, he sneered, "The prefect asked me to clean up the public order in the street. I'm on a business trip. What does it have to do with you? " When the vendors nearby saw Wang Yun here, they quickly shouted, "Mr. Wang is in charge, and Mr. Lu has collected various new taxes these days. We are not anti-donors. We just don't know when the county will have this kind of tax and pay it so frequently. We only asked Lord Lu to issue an official document, but Lord Lu refused, but forced it. " Wang Yun works in the county seat. Recently, he hasn't heard of any new taxes. It must be that the Buddha made a name for himself in order to collect money in disguise. So hateful, Wang Yun was so angry that he cursed: "What a road Buddha, there is no new tax in the county recently." How dare you bully people? Hearing this, all the vendors were very angry and asked Lufo to uphold justice. Rufo was angry to see Wang Yun. Now, when he saw Wang Yun's downfall, everyone criticized him, and he was even more angry. He cursed Wang Yun: "Don't talk nonsense, boy! I accepted a new task from the satrap, so I made a new donation. How do you know I'm a satrap? Wang Yun was even more angry when he saw that Lu Buddha still used officials to suppress him. At present, he complains that Chen Lu Ford was murdered by bribing officials: "Everyone knows that you are a scoundrel. How dare you bully the people like this by bribing the satrap and buying off official positions with family money? I warned satrap before, but I didn't expect you to hold a grudge and set me up to hurt me. Fortunately, I have God's help, otherwise I would have died at your hands. "When they heard the news, everyone was surprised. I don't believe that people like Rufo not only buy and sell officials, but also kill just people. At present, people's anger is rising, and they support Mr. Wang in succession. The Buddha did not flinch when he saw this scene. He smiled a few times quickly and said, "I have nothing against you, so I don't want to hurt you." You must be jealous of my work, so you want to speak ill of me in front of everyone. Think about how much I cherish talented people, and don't say that I didn't spend money to buy an official. Even if I do, I can accept bribes with Wang's satrap character. You can slander me, but I'm afraid those who are too smart will be vilified by you. Seeing that Liu Fo was all a robber, Wang Yun slapped him in the face and flew into a rage. He said loudly, "you little man are full of nonsense." Don't involve the satrap. Even if I stay here, I will make it clear that you have bought an official. " Lufo smiled and said, "How do you know that the prefect is not here?" After that, several people came out from the restaurant across the street, headed by Jinyang satrap Wang Qiu. Seeing the satrap patrolling, the onlookers gave way. As Wang Qiu approached, Lu Fo said, "The prefect has arrived. If you have anything to say, you might as well come. When Wang Yun saw that Wang Qiu had indeed arrived, he bowed and said, "Master." . Wang Qiu scoffed and said, "Why are you making so much noise here? Can you finish your task? Wang Yun replied, "On the way, I met Lufo bullying people here." Wang Qiu shouted, "How dare you take charge of other people's errands before your own business is finished? Do your business quickly. Seeing that the satrap had no intention of upholding justice, Wang Yun saw Lu Fo smirking and said, "My Lord, Lu Fo bought officials to seize power, and he bullied the market and had no way to collect money." Such a disaster to the people, the satrap should put the people first, and hope to revoke Lu Fu's official position and restore justice to the people. "When the prefect heard these words, he was very angry. ""Don't talk nonsense, "he shouted. Lufo is familiar with the situation in this county. He is the only one who manages street security. How can you say that you bought an official? Can you say that I can't sell an official? " Wang Yun still tried to convince him and said emotionally, "My Lord! People all know that Lufo is a rogue and often bullies others. Such a person has no talent and virtue. Unless he spends money and bribes, he can't get an official. Adults can't serve the public when they are small officials. Unless my king allows it, even the Li people in the county will not obey. Seeing that Wang Yun was so hard to convince, the satrap shouted, "Miss Wang! Don't confuse people with nonsense! My Jinyang has always been ruled by elites. Even if you are a talented person, you should say that you have bought an official position! How can Wang Yun stop listening to such slanderers from the prefect? Angry for a moment, he protested loudly, regardless of the satrap's face: "Last month, the servant of the Lu family carried a lot of big boxes into your house for several days." No one knows this scene. You asked me the other day and said: Rufo wants to buy an official position, what official position should he give? I have warned you not to make such a dirty deal now, but you scolded me. You are the parents of the people in the county, but you are so corrupt that you are everywhere in bending the law. Now, with the help of Lufo, he has got a clever name to collect people's fat. Are you asking, can people be peaceful because of your actions? When the satrap heard this, he became angry from embarrassment and cursed: "Bold Wang Yun, you are not doing your job properly, and you are confusing people here." And beyond the official, refused to obey the teaching model. Somebody, take this dereliction of duty and slander official down and put him in jail! The soldiers behind the satrap always respected Wang Yun, but at this time the satrap ordered Wang Yun to be taken down and put in jail. “。 As the saying goes: "wealth is not parental power, and righteousness is invincible; Petty and flattering, generous and generous, straightforward and not a prisoner. "Poor Wang Zishi, so he was thrown into prison. He was afraid that the satrap would hold a grudge. If he committed another big crime, he would demand punishment.

Hu Xiang flew into a rage when he learned about it. If it was before, you must kill Wang Qiu and Lu Fu. It's just that Hu Xiang is not as reckless as he was when he was young. Hu Xiang calmed down and advised the housekeeper, "Don't worry, old housekeeper, I have my own way to save you. There is only one thing, I wonder if the housekeeper can tell me? " The housekeeper asked, "What's the matter?" Hu Xiang said, "Where is the prison? Can you explore it now? " Butler sighed, "the prefect has orders. Mr. Wang is a felon and can't visit in prison. Otherwise, we will visit in advance. " When Hu Xiang heard this, he was very worried. He can't hide from Wang Yun. What can he do to save him? After thinking for a while, he asked, "I know the names of other prisoners, so I will visit him." The housekeeper was puzzled and asked, "What's the use of spying on others?" Hu Xiang said, "Don't ask, tell me the names of other prisoners. I have my own smart plan. " After careful consideration, the housekeeper found that there really was a person. It was Wang Yun who ran errands a few days ago. He said: "The day before yesterday, my adult arrested a man named Cui Su, who was imprisoned for stealing property." Hu Xiang was overjoyed when he heard this. He asked the housekeeper to prepare some wine, food and broken gold and take them to the prison camp.

One hundred steps to the prison camp. Hu Xiang asked the housekeeper to wait here, took the wine and left. In front of the prison, Hu Xiang said that he wanted to visit Cui Su, and then he took out some pieces of broken gold and gave it to the warden. Seeing the money released naturally, the warden called a jailer and brought a tiger in. When he went to the prison, he saw no one around, and a tiger suddenly grabbed the jailer's neck. Although he was not killed, he also made a noise. Hu Xiang took out a few pieces of broken gold and spread it out in front of the jailer. He said, "You take me to see Prince Wang Yun, and this money is your income. If not, don't blame my means. " The jailer was pinched by a tiger, and the pain was unbearable, and even the voice of begging for mercy could not be heard. It is also difficult for him to nod. Hu Xiang added, "Gold is right in front of you. If you say yes, help yourself. If you take it back, you must break your neck and die. " The jailer quickly reached for the gold. Hu Xiang let go of his hand a little, and the jailer said hoarsely, "I only ask you to spare my life. How dare I disobey?" It's just that there are guards in the cell. I'm afraid I can't open it without a warrant from the warden. "Hu Xiang heard that, and then at the jailer. It doesn't look like lying, and it's not good to call secretly. I want the jailer to go out and put him in the cell, but I'm afraid he will go out and report and disturb everyone. After much deliberation, he made a plan and slapped the jailer on the neck, and the jailer fainted on the spot. A tiger dragged it aside, tidied it up, put down the wine and food, and went out of the cell to look for the prison head. Seeing the warden, Hu Xiang handed in the broken gold and greeted him with a smile. He said, "Thanks to the discipline of adults, my brother has repented now. At present, I should bow to the adults to thank them. I know adults are busy, but my brother is so emotional at this time that he has to invite adults to kneel down and discipline him face to face. I still hope that adults will be fulfilled. " When the jailer saw the money, his heart was already beaming. When he saw a tiger criticizing him for asking for money, he took the broken gold and went to prison with him. On the way, the warden said, "Be polite. I think our prison camp is difficult to educate. It's good that your brother has a penitent heart. Huh? Why did the jailer lie here before? Without waiting for the old man's reaction, the tiger has buckled his neck in the same way as just now. Hu Xiang will make money again, and he will go to Wang Yun firmly. This tall head is also an insatiable person who is afraid of death. How dare he disobey when he sees the tiger fierce? A tiger took wine and food, held his head high, and went to prison for committing another crime.

Hu Xiang came to Wang Yun's cell and found him unkempt and collapsed on the ground with blood in his mouth. Presumably, the satrap vented his anger and beat him again. When Wang Yun saw Hu Xiang, he was surprised and said, "My dear brother, how did you get here? The satrap ordered not to come to see me. " A tiger gave a push to the prison head, and even several prison guards told him to open the prison door. The warden knew that Hu Xiang was very powerful, so he accepted the bribe and had to open the lock. Seeing this, Wang Yun knew that the tiger had drawn the cross, so he shook his head and said, "My dear brother, why are you so reckless?" If you come to let me go, the prefect will not stop me. " Zhang Hu didn't answer for a moment, just asked the prison guards to help Wang Yun, then pushed a bunch of people into the prison, locked it and locked the prison gate. Just then, Wang Yun was helped to sit down and said, "Brother has suffered. I'm not here to escape and take you out. When I was in Xiyang, I killed the magistrate in order to save the magistrate who was killed by a traitor. How can I do such a reckless thing again? " Wang Yun said, "That's good. It's just that I expect Wang Qiu to hate me, and I'm afraid I'll be sentenced to death and end me. Well, only one person can be saved now. It's just ... "Hu Xiang quickly asked," Who can save it and how? " Wang Yun said, "But nobody said anything." Hu Xiang said, "Who is he? Let me tell you who he is to save you. " Wang Yun said, "It is this Bing assassin, Deng Sheng and Deng's adult. Because of the good governance of the cloud in the past, Lord Deng appreciated the cloud very much and recommended me to take office in Zhangzhou. Although I am afraid that the county magistrate will protect me today, I can save my life if I say that Lord Deng intercedes. " When Hu Xiang heard this, he was overjoyed and asked where the assassin was. Wang Yun said, "The Yamen of Bingzhou is also in Jinyang City. Ask the housekeeper to take you there. " A tiger rejoiced and opened the lock of the prison, and ordered the warden to help Wang Yun go in again and lock it again. Hu Xiang loudly said, "have you ever heard of it? Forget what happened and take good care of Wang Daren. I'll give you a reward when the thorn makes the adults get Wang Daren out. If you are negligent, you must look good. " LaoTou all natural heard Zhang Hu two people talk, quickly agreed. When Hu Xiang left, he remembered to bring wine and food, and quickly handed it to Wang Yun to eat. Wang Yun told me time and again, don't be tough when talking with assassins, but put reason first. Zhang Hu nodded in agreement and left the prison camp. Then let the housekeeper lead the way and go to the state government together.

Fortunately, Wang Yun usually has political virtue as an official. When the assassin heard that Wang Fu's housekeeper had something important to see, he immediately summoned them. The housekeeper naturally knew him, but the assassin had never seen Hu Xiang, so he asked the housekeeper, "Mr. Wang, who is he?" Without waiting for the housekeeper to answer, Hu Xiang signed up and bowed down and replied, "I'm Hu Axiang from Xiapengcheng." Deng sheng was very surprised after hearing this. "But what about the man who assassinated the prefect of Pengcheng?" Hu Xiang replied, "Lu Qian listened to rumors, framed my father and killed my family. You can't vent your anger unless you kill him! " Deng Sheng sighed and said, "Stop it. Now the grace of the Lord has forgiven your sins. " The housekeeper said, "My Lord, my Lord was attacked by a thief the day before yesterday. It was saved by an old man." Deng Sheng nodded and said, "I heard about the attack on the teacher. I want to know why I came here this time? " When the housekeeper heard this, she began to cry and could not answer. Deng Sheng was puzzled and asked what it was. Hu Xiang knelt down with a fist and said emotionally, "Today, I was thrown into prison by the prefect. I don't know if you know. " Deng Sheng was taken aback at this and said, "I don't know yet. What is it? " Hu Xiang said the reason. Deng Sheng frowned and shook his head and said, "My teacher is always brilliant and virtuous, but he is too strong-willed to know how to be tactful. Probably the satrap made a fool of himself in public, and he was impatient for a while, so he won the teacher and let him reflect. Maybe he will be released in a few days. " Hearing this, Hu Xiang felt a little unhappy when he saw Deng Sheng excusing Wang Qiu. This is really called protecting officials from each other. But when he read Wang Yun's most important explanation about reason, he calmed down and said, "Honesty and honest and frank are a person's character, so they can't be convicted. I asked my Lord, how about being an official? " Deng Sheng said: "My teacher became famous at a young age and made great achievements as an official. He is a rare talent. I like it very much. " Hu Xiang went on to say, "Wouldn't it be a pity if this rare talent was killed by mistake?" Deng Sheng said with a smile, "The first thing I said was that I knew that Wang Taishou was going to kill his son. I can guarantee that Wang Taishou will not kill this killer. " Seeing that Deng Sheng still didn't save him, Hu Xiang thought for a moment and said, "What I did today is bound to be hated by the prefect. Not to mention that the satrap really wants to kill the son teacher, even if he is involved in something one day, it will be embarrassing. I'm afraid the talents in the segmentation field will be buried. I've heard that adults love talents but cherish talents. If you don't seize this opportunity, you can save your son and let him work before and after adulthood. Kuang Zi did not commit a real crime, but was just a satrap. If the Taishou is really guilty and killed his son by mistake, I will definitely do justice for his son and kill Wang Qiu. " Say, play hard. Deng Sheng quickly said, "How dare you kill another prefect? Don't be arbitrary, wait for me to think about it. " Hu Xiang listened to Deng Sheng and was very happy. Sure enough, Deng Sheng thought about it and said, "What you said is wonderful. In the past, I wanted my son to work in the state capital, but today I can take this opportunity to ask the prefect for important people. " Hu Xiang said loudly: "Thank you, my Lord. I still hope that adults will work hard and go to the county immediately to do things, and don't let the satrap convict his son and teacher early. " Deng Feast said, "You are right. Let's go. "

Deng Sheng, after all, cherishes Wang Yun's talent, and it is also a good thing to get this talent as soon as possible. At present, they hurried to the county government office with Hu Xiang. When the satrap saw the thorn, the adults personally came to bail Wang Yun. Although he was unwilling to obey, the governor of the state was embarrassed and not offended. At present, I order the release of Wang Yun. Deng also told the prefect that if Wang Yunjun became an official in the future, the prefect would be embarrassed if he did not recommend his son to be an official in the state capital. The satrap naturally understood, so he took this opportunity to recommend Wang Yun, which was considered as the two resolved the war. Since then, Wang Yun has entered the state government. Deng was engaged in other driving jobs. Since then, the career of the Prince's Division has a bright future. This is another story, not to mention it for the time being.

Wang Yun returned to the office to thank Hu Xiang for his kindness. Wang Yun said: "The promised fate was saved by my good brother for the second time. I really don't know how to report it. " Hu Xiang said, "Brother Wang is serious. Brother is the blessing of the people and the beam of the country. How can you live in vain? What tigers do is not worth mentioning. " Wang Yun said, "How can it be so frivolous? I must repay the kindness of my good brother. " Now call the housekeeper to get the heirloom. When I got it, I saw a treasure knife with a handle, which was more than a foot long. The handle is inlaid with seven pearls, which are dazzling. Wang Yun said, "This knife belongs to my ancestors. It has never been famous. Because it is decorated with seven treasures, it is called seven treasures sword. This good brother is superior in martial arts, but superior in weapons. Although this knife is only a foot long, it is very sharp and can break jade. Please accept it, dear brother. " Hu Xiang saw that the knife was good, but he refused to give it. The tiger said, "Brother Wang is welcome. I have no merit and dare to give my brother a treasure. I am a soldier, relying on martial arts, ordinary steel knives can also defeat the enemy, so why do you need such a good knife? Please ask Brother Wang to take it back. " Wang Yun insisted on sending it, but Hu Xiang insisted on not giving it, so he had to order the housekeeper to receive a nod. Yun said, "With my good brother's talent, why don't you work for me in this state?" I recommend you to be a soldier, Cao, and I believe that Lord Deng will accept it. " Hu Xiang smiled and said, "Thank you for your kindness. It's just that the tiger has been mixed up in officialdom several times because of family changes. I'm afraid he can't cope with officialdom. " Wang Yun said: "Although there are moths in the officialdom, there are also people who are honest for the officials and plead for the people." Hu Xiang said: "Brother Wang is really a good official." Yun said with a smile: "I only hope that the Lebanese people will live in peace. Although the eunuchs in the imperial court are in power, they will certainly do well under my power. " Hu Xiang said: "If all officials are like brothers, the people of the world will not like it. Who will do anti-chaos things? " "I was deeply impressed by your words," said Yun. Xiaohu said, "Now my brother's career is going well, and I can travel to Kyushu again." Wang Yun was shocked and said, "My dear brother, why are you wandering again?"? You are no longer a wanted man, why don't you settle down here? " Hu Xiang said with a smile, "I used to take refuge, but now I don't want to become a habit. Since I left Xuzhou, I have been to Yangzhou, Henan, Jing and Yong. Now that you are innocent, you can travel better in the mountains and rivers. " Wang Yun couldn't bear to hear it, but judging from the tiger's expression, he knew he couldn't be persuaded. So he didn't insist. He said, "It's a pity that my good brother didn't become a general, but drifted in Shan Ye. I know you won't leave, but I just want you to stay a little longer and let me entertain you more. I'm afraid I don't know when I can see you again. " When Hu Xiang knew that Wang Yun was sincere, he agreed.

After another ten-day holiday, Hu Xiang said goodbye to Wang Yun and headed east. I don't know what the future of Hu Xiang is, but I will know later.