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Is the future in expectation?

When speaking to young friends or at seminars, Dennis always tells these tomorrow's leaders that the so-called "good old times" are now, because this is the day when we live, and it is the only time in history when we live. This is our time. He won't paint them a beautiful side, nor will he tell them a tragic side. Dennis won't instill too much optimism into them, just telling them that changes in life are inevitable.

Now some eleven or twelve-year-old athletes have broken many Olympic records set by the previous generation. In the "Peacekeeping Church Swimming Club" in Southern California, the younger generation of swimmers can break the gold medal record set by Buster Crabbe at the Los Angeles Olympic Games in 1932 every day. This generation of young men and women are getting taller and taller, stronger and healthier, and people are getting smarter. In the next five years, the rules of basketball and its own game must be changed, so as to make this kind of game challenging again. The basketball game we are seeing now is that 1 giants are running around the court and putting the ball into the basket at will, which is too boring.

Some young people who listen to Dennis's lectures often ask him: What do people use as energy after the oil is used up? He told them that his own generation has become a slave to technology, not its master. He told them that in just a few decades, people have used half of the world's fossil fuel supply, and it will take millions of years to make this kind of fossil fuel. Modern people not only ignore the lessons of history, but also pay no attention to the future development, but fortunately, people finally realized this situation. People always wait until after the crisis before taking action. Modern people are not planners of long-term goals, but like firefighters.

Now, the energy crisis is so serious that people put on firemen's hats and start looking for solutions. In the foreseeable future, as long as the energy like a coin is combined with seawater in a power plant by laser fusion technology, enough energy can be supplied to the western States of the United States for 35 years.

By the year 22, children may have this conversation with their parents: "What kind of fossil fuel cars did you drive in the 198s and 199s?"

"Yes, we do drive that kind of antique car." The father will reply, "our life at that time was really hard." We must drive to school. "

"You have to go to school."

"Yes, at that time, we all had to go to school," recalled the father. "Your great-grandfather's generation was all from walking to school; We drive to school; Now you are sitting in front of the Pentium 3 computer, watching the video teaching provided by AT&T Company, and consulting all the materials from the main line of the satellite library. We used to play with the computers you are using to study now. Of course, they are old-fashioned. We regard them as a kind of game. We call them' Elves' or' Frog Wars'.

In the year 22, cars may use a very advanced battery as power to provide people with short-distance use for work and shopping. If it is a long distance, it will be a car powered by a liquid hydrogen engine. In the future, the exhaust gas emitted by cars driving on our expressway will be pure oxygen and steam, which are by-products of burning liquid hydrogen. In fact, after using this kind of car, there are tens of millions of mobile vacuum cleaners on the highway, which absorb all the dirty air produced by the city and discharge cleaner air than the current Colorado mountains. A new slogan will be put on the back of the truck: "truck drivers make clean air."

Before Dennis finished his speech to senior high school students, he led them to fantasize about their grandchildren's prom: in the 21st century, it is common for American senior high school students to go to countries like Australia for prom, and Australia may become the best place for everyone to compete for the prom. It's not difficult to go to Australia, as long as you get on a spaceship and circle half the world in 29 minutes. Passengers people in formal dance clothes can also enjoy the spectacular space scenery along the way. They will go to Australia to attend the graduation dance, but they may sneak out of the dance with their girlfriend halfway, go to Hong Kong to make out, and then come back and tell us that they were with their girlfriend's guardian all night. Only this kind of thing will probably never change no matter how many times it has passed.