The two-person sketch script is funny and short.

Characters: A, B, C, Bai Fumei, high school students, police!

Character relationship introduction: A, a hawker. B and C are husband and wife, B is husband and C is wife.

Scene: Street!

Script

A: Hello everyone, my name is A. I work as a hawker, but due to poor management, I am still a pauper. I have been thinking about what to do and sell some masks. Make money! Sell ??masks, sell masks, the latest N95 masks are 100 pieces each! (Take out a sign that says N95 masks cost 100 yuan each)

(B and C come on stage)

C: Husband, what should I do? I went to several pharmacies and couldn’t buy a single mask!

B: Hey! Who could have imagined that this epidemic would be so serious!

C: My dad said that I won’t accept gifts during the holidays this year, but only large masks!

B: Don’t worry, let’s look for it! I also have a disposable mask here, please put it on first!

C: (touched) Husband! What do you do?

B: I have this! (Take out a mask made of grapefruit peel) Purely handmade, with the fragrance of grapefruit!

C: How can this be done! You should wear this mask!

B: Wear it!

C: Wear it! (The mask was split into two halves during the pushing process)

B: Yes! I can’t wear it this time!

A: Sell masks, sell masks!

C: Husband, there is someone selling masks here! Boss, how do you sell this mask?

A: 100 each!

C: It’s too expensive for you! Can it be cheaper?

A: (Singing) Look at this mask, it’s beautifully made, it’s not expensive at all for 100! Come take a look and try it out for yourself. It looks particularly beautiful when worn on the mouth!

C: It’s too expensive to give you two words! Come on, husband, let’s go to a regular pharmacy!

A: Humph! I'm telling you! I have bought out all the masks in all the pharmacies around here!

B: Wife! In extraordinary times, it’s important to buy masks! Give me 10!

C: Husband, you are a peddler of abuse! Besides, why did you buy so many?

B: Wife! I saw that many policemen on duty on the roadside were not wearing masks! Let’s buy more and give them to them!

C: Sorry! Husband, I have wronged you! You are such a good husband to me! (C shakes B’s shoulder)

B: Stop shaking, your shoulder is going to be dislocated! Wife, take the money!

C: (Took out 1,000 yuan and was reluctant to give it to him, but was snatched away by A)

... Omit

A : Yes, yes, there are more behind me!

Bai Fumei: Then hurry up and get it!

A: Chat! (The way eunuchs used to greet Lafayette in the past) I feel like a eunuch! Just be a eunuch! Worth it for 5,000 yuan! (End)

Bai Fumei: See how I punish you! (Write one on the sign, one for 100, becomes ten for 100)

A: (Enter) Beauty! I got the mask back! These are 50! Let’s check out!

Bai Fumei: (Take the mask, give 500 to A, and turn to leave)

A: Wait! Your money is wrong!

Bai Fumei: What’s wrong!

A: 50 masks should be 5,000! You only have 500!

Bai Fumei: Did you just say the price on the brand?

A: That’s right! 100 each!

Bai Fumei: See for yourself!

A: Let me see it! I think you are either blind or illiterate! (She was stunned when she saw the price on the sign) What's going on? One hundred and one! How did it become 100 and ten!

Bai Fumei: 500 yuan is right! (satisfied)

A: You must have changed it! I won’t sell this mask anymore!

Bai Fumei: Not selling? Do you know who I am?

A: Who do you love?

Bai Fumei: My uncle is from the Public Security Bureau, my second uncle is from the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, my dad is from the Health Bureau, and I am. . .

A: What game are you in?

Bai Fumei: My hair was baked in the barber shop! Believe it or not, I made a phone call and asked you to be fined and fined, and you were given a bad meal!

Omit...

Police: Are you selling masks for 100 each?

A: (lowers head) Yes!

Police: A gentleman loves money and gets it wisely! You're good to go! Selling masks at sky-high prices! Now doctors and nurses are working on the front line to contribute to the country and the people. Some people use their own money to donate masks and finances to the epidemic areas, but you are making money from the national crisis! Are you feeling guilty or not?

A: Me. . . . . . (Covering his head, squatting down in shame)

Police: Little girl, don’t worry! Now the state has regulations that everyone can report any merchants who take advantage of the opportunity to make money during the epidemic! Waiting for them will be the severe punishment of the law.

Scene: Street!

Script

A: Hello everyone, my name is A. I work as a hawker, but due to poor management, I am still a pauper. I have been thinking about what to do and sell some masks. Make money! Sell ??masks, sell masks, the latest N95 masks are 100 pieces each! (Pull out a sign that says N95 masks cost 100 yuan each)

(B and C come on stage)

C: Husband, what should I do? I went to several pharmacies and couldn’t buy a single mask!

B: Hey! Who could have imagined that this epidemic would be so serious!

C: My dad said that I won’t accept gifts during the holidays this year, but only large masks!

B: Don’t worry, let’s look for it! I also have a disposable mask here, please put it on first!

C: (touched) Husband! What do you do?

B: I have this! (Take out a mask made of grapefruit peel) Purely handmade, with the fragrance of grapefruit!

C: How can this be done! You should wear this mask!

B: Wear it!

C: Wear it! (The mask was split into two halves during the pushing process)

B: Yes! I can’t wear it this time!

A: Sell masks, sell masks!

C: Husband, there is someone selling masks here! Boss, how do you sell this mask?

A: 100 each!

C: It’s too expensive for you! Can it be cheaper?

A: (Singing) Look at this mask, it’s beautifully made, it’s not expensive at all for 100! Come take a look and try it for yourself.

It looks particularly beautiful when worn on the mouth!

C: It’s too expensive to give you two words! Come on, husband, let’s go to a regular pharmacy!

A: Humph! I'm telling you! I have bought all the masks in all the pharmacies around here!

B: Wife! In extraordinary times, it’s important to buy masks! Give me 10!

C: Husband, you are a peddler of abuse! Besides, why did you buy so many?

B: Wife! I saw that many policemen on duty on the roadside were not wearing masks! Let’s buy more and give them to them!

C: Sorry! Husband, I have wronged you! You are such a good husband to me! (C shakes B’s shoulder)

B: Stop shaking, your shoulder is going to be dislocated! Wife, take the money!

C: (Took out 1,000 yuan and was reluctant to give it to him, but was snatched away by A)

... Omit

A : Yes, yes, there are more behind me!

Bai Fumei: Then hurry up and get it!

A: Chat! (The way eunuchs used to greet Lafayette in the past) I feel like a eunuch! Just be a eunuch! Worth it for 5,000 yuan! (End)

Bai Fumei: See how I punish you! (Write one on the sign, one for 100, becomes ten for 100)

A: (Enter) Beauty! I got the mask back! These are 50! Let’s check out!

Bai Fumei: (Take the mask, give 500 to A, and turn to leave)

A: Wait! Your money is wrong!

Bai Fumei: What’s wrong!

A: 50 masks should be 5,000! You only have 500!

Bai Fumei: Did you just say the price on the brand?

A: That’s right! 100 each!

Bai Fumei: See for yourself!

A: Let me see it! I think you are either blind or illiterate! (She was stunned when she saw the price on the sign) What's going on? One hundred and one! How did it become 100 and ten!

Bai Fumei: 500 yuan is right! (satisfied)

A: You must have changed it! I won’t sell this mask anymore!

Bai Fumei: Not selling? Do you know who I am?

A: Who do you love?

Bai Fumei: My uncle is from the Public Security Bureau, my second uncle is from the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, my dad is from the Health Bureau, and I am. . .

A: What game are you in?

Bai Fumei: My hair was baked in the barber shop! Believe it or not, I made a phone call and asked you to be fined and fined, and you were given a bad meal!

Omit...

Police: Are you selling masks for 100 each?

A: (lowers head) Yes!

Police: A gentleman loves money and gets it wisely! You're good to go! Selling masks at sky-high prices! Now doctors and nurses are working on the front line to contribute to the country and the people. Some people use their own money to donate masks and finances to the epidemic areas, but you are making money from the national crisis! Are you feeling guilty or not?

A: Me. . . . . . (Covering his head, squatting down in shame)

Police: Little girl, don’t worry! Now the country has regulations that everyone can report any merchants who take the opportunity to make money during the epidemic! Waiting for them will be the severe punishment of the law.