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The composition of the fourth grade
She has bright black hair, and has just come out of menstruation's stomach for less than a year. She was born with a pair of jewel-like eyes, black and black. Even if the light is turned off, her eyes are still shining in the room at night!
Listen to menstruation: "My little sister Karin had a few hairs when she was born, and now she has grown thick in a few days." As soon as I heard it, I thought, alas, the original child's hair is like grass that breaks through the ground and is full of vitality. It will grow out in a few days. Seeing this scene, I wonder what my other little sister was like when she was born.
Today, I came to the home of two younger sisters. I saw them fighting as soon as I entered the door. I quickly stopped this "war" for fear that it would intensify. At this time, I thought to myself: hey, it is not easy to quarrel with a sister. I really don't know what they will look like when they grow up, whether they fight or quarrel ... Just as I was thinking about their future, my aunt said to me, "I said," Secret. " At this time, the dumb little sister said, "Secret." Ha ha laugh ... ha ha, everyone present laughed heartily, it was really fun.
After dinner, when I was helping my aunt clean up the dishes and chopsticks, I smiled and said to my aunt, "Aunt, do you think they will quarrel in the future?" Aunt asked me instead: "What do you say!" I smiled and said, "Hee hee, of course, they will quarrel again in the future. For example, if you buy clothes for Karin and Jiayi doesn't, she will definitely take them away, and so will Karin. If you buy something for both of them, but they may say that the other one is good ... "My aunt said to me," Well, I'll ask you to make peace! "
Spring is the season when everything recovers, and it is also the rainy season in spring. Spring rain falls on the eaves like thousands of silver lines, and rows of drained water drops fall from the eaves like beautiful bead curtains. Spring rain, like dew, floats silently to the earth, nourishing the budding buds. Spring rain is like a slender needle, busy weaving beautiful and thin brocade for mother earth. The spring rain keeps falling, like silk falling to the earth. Oh, that's the sweat dripping from Miss Chun's hurry. It quietly moistens the fertile soil and gently awakens the sleeping grass doll. The grass woke up, stretched, drilled out of the land and dyed the earth green. Spring rain is like a warm hand, caressing the grass doll like a loving mother. The earth is greener, and green is full of vitality.
Mao Mao rain, like cow hair, floated down from the air, like wisps of gauze. A few swallows flitted about in the air flexibly, as if to cut the rain curtain with their tails. Under the cover of the spring rain, a picturesque scene appeared on the earth: the willows moistened by the drizzle gradually woke up, the willows became softer and spit out goose-yellow buds; Grass also emerged from the head, let the spring rain touch, beautiful flowers coquetry in the spring rain; Peach trees laugh in the spring rain, making a pleasant rustling sound with the spring breeze, as if telling a beautiful and moving story. Ah, how beautiful spring is! This tree, this flower and this grass constitute a beautiful picture that only the spring rain can describe. The spring rain is falling, and the grass is attracted by this kind of "nutritious water". It looks very nice to wear that kind of "clothes" like silk.
Spring rain falls gently, peach blossoms are gently awakened, and they begin to enjoy the "water of life" falling from the sky and put on new clothes. Some small flowers have grown on its "head", and "crystal beads" are scattered on its green dress, which is particularly crystal clear. The intermittent spring rain is like our teacher, nourishing our hearts all the time and cultivating us to grow sturdily. I love spring, I love the romance and loveliness of spring, I love the vitality of spring, I love the birds and flowers in spring, and I love the drizzle in spring even more!
There is a lovely kitten in my home. It has bright eyes and can see clearly even in the dark.
No sly mouse can escape from its palm. His ears are so sensitive that he can hear even the smallest sound. His beard can measure the size of a hole like a ruler. The cat's main weapon is its sharp claws, which can make it run, climb walls, jump and so on like flying. There is a meat pad under the paw, which is essential for it to catch mice. The meat pad makes it walk silently, even if it falls from the sky, it won't hurt.
Once my family held a rodent control operation, and suddenly, the kitten jumped out of the house with a look of assurance. So we let the kitten be a "marshal" to lead us to catch mice. We came to a sundries pile outside and started the arrest. Suddenly there was a squeak in the distance, and the "Grand Commander" immediately flew past like an arrow. Then I heard a mouse scream. As soon as we heard it, we saw that the little mouse had already died under the clutches of the "Grand Commander". At this time, I smiled and said, "Good one. "Grand Commander" means "Grand Commander", which makes me feast my eyes and admire. "
My mood is as bad as today, gloomy, like someone knocked over the black ink and was shrouded in a faint black fog. What makes me unhappy is that I got 69 points in the third unit of mathematics. I was handing out English test papers at that time, but when I returned to my seat, my heart was broken, and the math teacher made me reflect. At that time, I was treated as a joke by Zhou Linquan and other students in my class. My mind was in chaos and I was very upset.
When I got home, I took out my test paper and thought it over. I found that all the reasons for losing points were calculation errors. I calculated carefully, it should be 97 points, and only 3 points will not be done. At this time, I recalled the scene when school was about to end ... I found that Song Yu's "I want to say" wrote that "Jiang only got 69 points in this math unit exam, which is more suitable for being a vice principal than her, and her popularity is good ... and so on. These words have been shaking in front of my eyes and lingering. Rare. Really? Teacher, help me!
Diary, please. I feel much better after I confided in you. In fact, you can only blame yourself and go your own way. I must turn ridicule into a driving force for success and be a better successful and confident me!
This afternoon, Sun's father smiled. I took the reporter's special equipment to Xinjie Huamu City to participate in the "New Year's Eve Flower Market" for reporters. Small reporters have signed in and received task lists. Then, Mr. Wang, director of Huamucheng Office, led us curious reporters into the flower market shed.
As soon as I entered the door, all kinds of flower fairies came into view. "Wow, although the greenhouse is small, it covers everything!" I took a deep breath, and the flowers came at me, as if we had entered the ocean of flowers. At this time, Mr. Wang led us and pointed out that this is Phalaenopsis, and its flower language is happiness ... This string of gold is 2,000 yuan, which can be used in the opening ceremony, meaning that business is booming and thriving ... "Mr. Wang patiently introduced various flowers, so we split up and learned about various flower fairies by interviewing uncles and aunts.
Soon, young journalists got busy enthusiastically, and I was no exception. I went to the stall selling hyacinthus orientalis and boldly asked the owner's aunt, "Hello, aunt, how much is a pot of hyacinthus orientalis?" "Ten dollars a pot, little friend." Aunt replied kindly. "Oh, when will it bloom in hyacinthus orientalis? How long will it last? Where can I put it? " Asked a series of questions, hehe, completed an interview task. Then, I went to the place where I sell meat, which is my favorite place. Look, they are chubby, with a wide variety and different colors. "Hello, Aunt, can you excuse me?" I saw a beautiful aunt who likes meat as much as I do. She bought a lot of meat and took it in her hand. She hurried forward and asked, "Why did you come to the flower market?" "Because the Chinese New Year is coming, the home is going to be renovated!" "You must be a meaty man to buy so much meat! Can you teach me two tricks? ..... ""Hehe, children are really capable ... "During the conversation, I also learned that fleshy meat is produced in Fujian, Africa and some breeding methods.
Through the interview, I not only learned knowledge, but also exercised my courage. After the task was completed, I couldn't wait to choose Honglian, Saussurea involucrata, Begonia antlers, Moxiang, Aloe Vera and hyacinthus orientalis ... Haha, it was really cheap, and I was still immersed in the rich flower market atmosphere. I found that the flower market will open the day before New Year's Eve. Be sure to go and see it when you have time, there will be unexpected gains!
The sixth countdown in Asia: "30, 29, 28……" Athletes from all over Asia came to Guangzhou with full blood, firm belief and unyielding spirit. The Asian Games is about to kick off here, and every link is going on nervously and orderly. ...
The beautiful Yangcheng Guangzhou is full of the breath of the Asian Games, and the slogans of the Asian Games are plastered on both sides of the street: Passionate Grand Meeting, Harmonious Asia! Five lovely lambs are the mascots of this Asian Games. They were named A Xiang, Ahe, Aru, Ayi and Leyangyang respectively. Similar to the mascot of the Olympic Games, it has the meaning of "peace and happiness". They respectively represent the profound culture and long history of Guangzhou Pearl River, Kapok, Suicheng, Baiyun Mountain and Lingnan. The sports icon of this Asian Games takes "fire" as the theme. All kinds of "Firemen" represent the passion and life force of athletes, and together with the mascot "Wuyang", they constitute the symbol of Guangzhou-Wuyang Flame.
The Asian Games is a hemp rope that unites the whole of Asia. Athletes from all countries get together, communicate with each other and get to know each other. In the arena, we are rivals, tenacious and indomitable; Usually, we are friends and help each other. As long as you are an Asian with yellow skin and black hair, you should devote yourself to this Asian Games. Ah, I am looking forward to the Guangzhou Asian Games! There you are at last! When the Asian Games was just held, China was always refused to participate in the Asian Games because of its weak national strength. Until the 7th Asian Games in 1974, China athletes finally stood on the field of the Asian Games, and achieved the second good result in the medal list. In the 9th Asian Games, we finally turned the tables and beat Japan to become the first. 1990, China finally successfully hosted the Asian Games, and the people of the whole country gathered in Beijing. Today, the second Asian Games was held in China. China is the lion of the East, and we have a strong motherland! Participating in the Olympic Games is a gust of wind that helps me grow up. Perseverance, courage, unity, cooperation and perseverance are the spirit of the Asian Games. I will definitely participate in this Asian Games and feel the atmosphere and spirit of the Guangzhou Asian Games. I will continue to study and make progress in this activity.
Yes, the Asian Games is beside you and me, beside all Asians!
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