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Have you ever met a Douyin internet celebrity around you?

Yes, there is a female internet celebrity in our town with less than one million fans. People! When you have money, you are willing to spend money on maintaining your body. When you are over 50, you are the same as when you are over 40. You have a plump figure and okay appearance. Play Kuaishou Douyin, and you will be able to see a plump beauty who still has charm. There are a lot of nice men who just buy gifts. She now has a house in the city, drives a BMW, and takes her daughter to play outside every day. It’s so beautiful!

Yes, a girl who used to hold hands with me for a walk suddenly became a top internet celebrity with tens of millions of fans. I felt a little disappointed.

Looking at her circle of friends, she goes on various TV shows every day and hangs out with those celebrities

Hahaha! "Everyone is an Internet celebrity" but their inner world is different.

Falling red is not a heartless thing, it turns into spring mud to protect flowers.

He was divorced the year before last and has a son who lives with the child's grandparents. Before the divorce, his wife was selling houses in Shanghai and making quite a lot of money. Later, the two of them were no longer together and they divorced. After the divorce, the man's family went to the woman's house many times to pick her up, but she never came back. The boy could not accept the fact of the divorce and had no intention of going to work.

He loved singing opera when he was a child. Later, in order to get out of the haze of divorce, he sang opera every day. He also performed with the old people in the village, which made everyone very happy. They asked him to post the singing video online, and his fans became more and more. He has become our local Internet celebrity, and most of our readers who follow him will follow him. Last year, he had tens of thousands of fans, and his number of fans continues to increase this year.

He is a big internet celebrity in our town, and he has also come out of the shadow of divorce! Now he is not married again and is living quite happily.

We are the first to do outdoor live streaming. We are considered a local internet celebrity. We were killed by our husband just a few days ago. It is said that during the live broadcast, he met someone he shouldn't have known, and his husband tried every means to try to keep him, but finally killed him.

There is a so-called female Internet celebrity in our village. She has more than 10,000 Douyin fans. She spends all day filming videos around the village. She also keeps saying that she is a big Douyin Internet celebrity. She may not You know, in everyone's eyes, she is a joke!

This weird female Internet celebrity in our village is called Xiaomei. She used to work in a Guangzhou electronics factory. Seeing that online live broadcasts and making jokes can make money, she quit her job and returned to her village to become an Internet celebrity. , and she is a self-proclaimed internet celebrity. Let me also tell you why this female Douyin internet celebrity has become a joke in the village:

Xiaomei is 25 this year and looks very ordinary. Since she became an internet celebrity, she has been transforming herself all day long. She looks like a ghost, and even if you talk to her for the whole day, you can see the powder falling off her face. He is 1.5 meters tall and wears high heels all day long, just like walking on stilts. Her singing is out of tune, her dancing is just messy, and she has no eloquence. When she does a live broadcast, she always says "Welcome brother" and "Thank you brother". I really don't know where she got more than 10,000 fans?

I read other people’s scripts online all day long, and then perform various performances in the village: I clean up the garbage I throw away, and I deceive fans into saying positive things. Take an empty milk box to give warmth to the elderly, and finally give them five yuan as a performance fee. I just took some gauze and wrapped it around my leg. I said my leg fell and I didn’t have money to see a doctor. Her parents almost asked her to do all kinds of bottomless things like calling uncle and aunt during the live broadcast. Let’s put it this way, even the dogs in our village would take a detour when they saw her!

This little beauty keeps talking about positive energy all day long, but in fact she has no quality at all in private. She littered the floor with garbage during the live broadcast and then turned around and left. Live broadcasting in other people's fields, riding a battery car to crush wheat seedlings everywhere. If you catch chickens from other people's homes, you have to say that you picked them up yourself during the live broadcast. She dragged an old woman in her 70s or 80s and forced her to dance with her. Pretend to be civilized during live broadcasts, but always use curse words when speaking in private. When I wasn't an Internet celebrity, I was quite a nice person, but now that I'm an Internet celebrity, I feel like I've become a different person.

Douyin live broadcast has indeed changed the lives of many people, but not everyone can become an Internet celebrity. People like Xiaomei, who has no talent, can only make up stories and act out scripts to deceive fans every day. The anchor is not worthy of being an internet celebrity.

A real Internet celebrity should bring you positive and healthy content, and rely on the real positive energy in life to guide people to correct values. Therefore, fans love it. This is the real Internet. red!

For a so-called "Internet celebrity" like Xiaomei, I think many fans should give her a message: "It's better to find a factory and go back to work!"

Yes, not many! This really exists. There is a "bad uncle" who is very popular on Douyin. I specialize in making some short videos to help children eat well and go to bed early. They are now very popular in the Douyin mother circle.

I don’t know much about Bad Uncle’s original job, but I do know that he seems to be doing home decoration or something like that. The bad uncle has a fierce look on his face, which is what we usually call a murderous look on his face, especially when he is glaring and glaring. It looked a little scary to us adults.

The reason why Bad Uncle became popular on Douyin is also a coincidence. One day, the child of one of his friends kept crying and wouldn't sleep. The friend called him and said, "My child is usually quite afraid of you. You can make a video of me to scare him and tell him to go to bed early." , this is so noisy in my house, I don’t sleep at midnight every day.”

The bad uncle didn’t think it was anything, so he took a photo, and the general content was “xxx, if you don’t sleep well, I will go to your house and arrest you. You!" Unexpectedly, as soon as his friend's child saw his video, he stopped crying and hid in bed obediently.

When a friend told him about this, he thought it was quite interesting. Unexpectedly, this video instantly became popular on Douyin. Many mothers and fathers left messages to Bad Uncle, asking him to make a video too. Give them to them so that they can scare the children when they are noisy and make them obedient. In this way, Bad Uncle became more and more popular with his videos. All the children were afraid of him, and he also made special videos. Every day he took videos of children catching children not eating, not sleeping, loving to eat snacks, and not using toys.

However, there are mixed reviews on the Internet. Some say that Bad Uncle solves the worries of parents, while others say that it will leave a shadow on the children. There are different opinions.

I am not very clear about the changes in their lives, but I can tell something about it from some small details.

Once I met a bad uncle on the street. I knew him, but he didn’t know me. He was working on a gold necklace with a friend at a goldsmithing shop. It was so thick, I guess it weighed over a hundred grams at least, and it was round and thick. I think I should have made money. After all, the price of gold is so expensive now, and this one would cost tens of thousands less.

After a friend of mine learned about Bad Uncle, he also wanted to make an exclusive video with him, adding the names of his own children, specifically to deal with disobedient children. Later, my friend told me that it cost 40 yuan to hire Bad Uncle to shoot this kind of video. If calculated based on this price, Bad Uncle’s income is still considerable.

Finally, there is a rumor that a Shanghai self-media company came to our small county to talk to Bad Uncle about cooperation. The price was 1 million, and Bad Uncle was asked to transfer the account management rights to them and pay them every day. They filmed the video and in the end the bad uncle refused. If you can't impress someone with 1 million, then you must have earned more.

The one I have met so far is this big Douyin internet celebrity. Of course, there are several others in surrounding counties and cities. We have always known about him, but we have never met him.

I don’t know them personally, but I have seen them on the street. There was a team of several young people doing live broadcasts in the park, rolling all over the ground. It felt like they were really working hard at that time; There is a middle-aged Internet celebrity who is known to many people in our area. He uses the neon lights on the green trees on the sidewalk as a background. He has great ideas and turns on the speakers and microphones to conduct live PK every night. One time when he got close, he You can smell the smell of alcohol; there are also two small teams, I don’t know if they are cooperating with the newly opened real estate, one helps with promotion, and the other borrows the venue for live broadcast! So far, what I have encountered in a small place like ours...

I have met one, a friend of a friend, with hundreds of thousands of fans. I don’t know what people’s lives are like, but I just feel that there is a big difference between the beauty offline and in the video! [I want to be quiet]