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Finally bought a house and sent a happy sentence to a circle of friends (20 sentences)

1. Buying a house is really a big mistake, which makes my life very difficult and stressful now.

2. Some girls have the same house price. When you look back, you will find that it was a mistake that you didn't start. ...

3. Buy a house and be a house slave for life.

My aunt sat on the toilet for 5 days and 5 nights.

5. With the house, alas, alas, the life of house slaves has also begun!

6. After working in this city for three years and moving three times, the rising rent makes me farther and farther away from the city center. Think about it and feel that this society is terrible. In a few years, people who can stay in the city center are either rich or expensive.

7. Move to a new home and get rich. The new home will bring you money. On the good day of moving, Zhang will move to a house, and the happy events in his life will never stop, and his career will be brilliant and create the future.

8. The pursuit of life is nothing more than owning a house, which is simple and beautiful.

9. Stop thinking about going out to play. Think about making money, buying a house, buying a car, decorating the house and paying the mortgage.

10. The pressure of buying a house is so great! I can't sleep well at night these days and get up early in the morning.

1 1. I just experienced the feeling of spending 5 million+real estate license a day.

12. The weather is sunny, the east wind is blowing, and you are happy to move to a new house, and you are virtuous and show your neighbors, just to shake the quartet!

13. Moving can sometimes help you lose weight. Move once enough for one month. If you have the ability, you should move on 1 month 1 day.

14. I hope that everything I want and everything I hope can be expected. Finally, one of the lamps belongs to me. Congratulations, I like to talk about house slaves.

16. About love, two people in one room, three meals and four seasons, about oneself, innocent youth, guarding themselves, about affection, a family of three, it runs in the family, and there is always a light about the house.

17. My family has hit rock bottom, and I went back to before liberation overnight. I'm really broke.

18. Garlic is precious, while mung beans are more expensive. If you cry about the house price, you can throw away your savings.

19. Don't use your own efforts to buy things that others like.

20. The so-called happiness means living with the right person in a mutually comfortable way.

The girl finally got her driver's license and made a circle of friends.

The girl finally got her driver's license and made a circle of friends. Sentence 1 1. Give force to Xiao Liu, and now ask crowdfunding to buy a car for Xiao Liu!

I am on Beijing Road, so you can avoid me in advance when you see me.

I finally got my driver's license, and finally dared to talk about the subject one exam. It is said that you should send a pack of cigarettes to the driver of the car, otherwise people will give you a ride, such as secretly stepping on the brakes, so that you can't pass the exam and it's my turn to get on the bus. I've put it away

Be careful in the future.

I can buy a car, but do I have money to buy it?

Although I was scolded for being tanned, I got my driver's license, and everything was worth it.

It is legal for me to drive in public places in the future.

8. I finally got my driver's license! Happiness produces sorrow. One second ago, I lost my earphone, which was still hanging around my neck. The next second I touched my neck, and it was gone.

9. I asked my brother if it was difficult to get a driver's license. He said that subject two was a little more difficult. I said it was reversing into the warehouse. How can it be so accurate? He even told me that you told the coach that our yard is very big and there is no need to be precise.

10. Didi Didi Didi Road is coming.

1 1. I'm so happy. I'm a driver too!

12. Now crowdfunding, buy me a car.

13. Please call me Master in the future.

14. The first ticket after getting the driver's license, without changing the lane with the turn signal, was clearly photographed at the intersection, and the penalty was 100 yuan.

15. Can I take you home? Starting price 10 yuan, per kilometer in 3 yuan.

16. God tried to stop me from getting my driver's license. It was 2 o'clock. The coach said 12 o'clock had already left. He told me to practice lighting first. My car died as soon as I was fine last morning. I changed my car and swallowed the food. So it's hard.

17. If you dare to send it, I dare to accept it.

18. I suspect that I am driving, and I have proof.

19. If every driver can drive in a civilized way, drive correctly, drive like when taking a driver's license, and obey the traffic rules, then there will be a lot fewer traffic accidents, right?

20. I used to like watching traffic policemen. I thought they were very handsome. I'm afraid to watch it now, for fear that he will tell me to stop.

The girl finally got her driver's license and sent a circle of friends. They say being superman will be tiring, but it's really boring without challenges.

22. Heizi Road.

It's time to spend the winter vacation at home under the guise of driving test.

24. The driver Xiao X is online.

25. You go first, I go first, and we will be killers together.

26. Anyone who wants to go for a ride.

27. Didi Didi, the novice female driver must be certified.

28. After the second interview, I was busy taking my driver's license. I hope everything goes well and get my driver's license as soon as possible.

29. I have a certificate Excuse me, do you want to get the certificate from the 4s shop or send it yourself?

30. I became stronger and turned black.

3 1. Don't refuel me in the future, just refuel my car.

32. Go to the old driver.

33. The leftover female driver is on the road, and she will get married after the rear-end collision!

34. Everyone present, who will be the co-pilot?

35. Give me all your car logos.

36. I have a driver's license, all over the world!

37. Starting today, I will be my father's qualified driver.

38. I finally got my driver's license. Hahahahahahahahahaha. I was proud for a while, but suddenly I didn't look forward to it. But I still have to say that this internship sticker is really beautiful and shiny. At the same time, I am most grateful to the two coaches, wishing them success in their work and teaching more and more people to become qualified and responsible drivers. Thank you.

39. Ordinary knight, take a photo on the road.

40. The wife is not married yet, and the little wife has bought it back ~

The lovers finally got married.

The lovers finally got married. For the rest of my life, please let me take good care of you and love you.

This is Lao Zhang (plus her husband's surname)

I always want to thank you, thank you for appearing in my life. I've always wanted to tell you that I really love you.

Looking up at the rainbow and holding an umbrella in the rain is my deepest memory of you.

A sense of belonging means that you strongly want to be with him. "Security" means that you feel that he strongly wants to be with you. "Happiness" means that we all want to be together strongly and finally come together.

The thought of spending the rest of my life with you makes me look forward to the rest of my life.

7. I finally got the love number plate, and the little girls in the queue behind me can disperse.

8. Don't doubt why I love you, just as clouds love wind and rain. Actually, I don't quite understand why. I think it's like breathing without practice Because it is you.

9. Dogs sit at home and food falls from the sky.

10. If you don't leave, I won't give up.

1 1. I've been wandering the rivers and lakes all my life, and your appearance stopped me.

12. Due to the good performance of xxx, this certificate is hereby issued as an encouragement.

13. You can get a 20% discount if you like.

14. You give me all your shortcomings, and I will tolerate you!

15. I am willing to be the little princess in your palm all my life!

16. I want to live with you forever, even if it is dull.

17. Please pay more attention to the rest of your life.

18. We grow old together, and no one is allowed to bake oil secretly.

19. My youth has nowhere to put, and today I have landed.

20. The best love letter and promise a man can give a woman is to give a piece of paper: a marriage certificate.

The couple finally got married. 2 1. I didn't miss the heavy rain in those years or the love in those years. The girl I chased in those years is now my wife. ...

22. I am not the only woman in the world, but you chose me, which shows that I am the best for you.

23. Live in one place all your life and sleep next to one person all your life.

24. I met a particularly annoying person, especially likable, and I can't get enough of it, so ...

Thank you for making my boring life interesting.

26. The ugliest person will get married, and the most beautiful person will be single.

27. For the rest of my life, the snow is you, the plain is you, the poor is you, the glory is you, the tenderness in my heart is you, and the eyes are you.

28. You will listen to me for the rest of your life!

29. In the years to come, I hope it will be just you and me. Love is my wings and you are my angel.

30. Congratulations to this lesbian for getting a long-term meal ticket for life.

3 1. Hold your hand, grow old with your son, stay together for life, and never give up.

32. The Milky Way is rolling. You are the ideal on earth.

33. Your name has my heart, my name has your story, and our names will never be separated.

In fact, the most important thing today is: we.

35. After knowing you, not liking you has become the most difficult thing in the world.

36. How long is a life? Life is when I love you.

37. Be kind to me and walk hand in hand.

38. Meeting you is my luck, and falling in love with you is destiny takes a hand.

There have been rumors recently that I am married. I want to clarify that this is true.

40. Hello, everyone. Please have the money ready.

The lovers finally got married. 3 4 1. I like you as you are!

From now on, I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart. ...

43. The happiest fairy tale is to indulge in the tea of wealth with you.

44. We can only get the certificate at noon, because I will die of happiness sooner or later.

45. Happiness is knocking at the door when you come home, not reaching for the cold key.

46. As long as I have you in the future, I am fearless.

47. Spend the rest of your life in the name of love.

48. After * years of inspection, this certificate is hereby issued as an encouragement.

49. The wind can't take away faith, and the rain can't take away persistence. We are singing songs that belong to our future.

50. The production cost is 0 yuan, which is in line with socialist values.

5 1. The three most important days in the world are the day you are in the world and the day you and I become us.

52. Who is not a man with a little red book?

When the wind stops chasing clouds, when the ice stops turning into water, when the fire stops burning, when the stone is no longer hard, and when there is no love in the world, I can stop loving you.

54. It thunders in spring, windy in summer, rainy in autumn and snowy in winter. I have you all year round, better than countless people in the world ~

55. Let you be crazy in a world without me, and let me be strong in a world without you.

56. The national distribution has finally arrived.

57. I stepped into the grave at a young age. I hope you will not let me down.

58. Ask me if I love him? The answer may be a little long, and it will take a lifetime to answer it slowly.

59. The road is long and the years are long.

60. Your flowers were taken away by flowers and pots.

It is not easy to meet you. Tell me about the last person who met you.

1. Thank you for your persistence. It's not easy for us to meet you and know you. We will accompany you to the next road.

I know it is not easy to meet you, but it is a pity to lose you. I hope I will spend the rest of my life with you. Love you is not just talk.

The world is so big that it is not easy to meet you. Now that I have met you, how can I give up easily?

I know it's not easy to meet you, and it will be a pity to miss it. I don't want the rest of my life to be memories, but I think every day of the rest of my life will be you.

It's not easy to meet you, but it's not a pity to miss it. People who fall in love with this attitude may screw up a relationship as long as they play normally, regardless of gender.

6. True love is never a temporary favor, but it is not easy to meet you, and it will be a pity to miss it.

7. It's really not easy to meet you in a crowded city. I really don't want to push you away. I don't want anyone, and I won't do anything to make you sad. Please stay with me all the time. I really want to have a long-term future with you.

I met you on an ordinary day like last year. Fortunately, because of you, I was so happy and happy in the past year, which made my life less dull and unpredictable. It is not easy to meet you.

9. I just want to be nice to you. I just think it's right to meet you. It's a pity that it's not easy to miss it, so what are you afraid of?

10. It's not easy to meet you among thousands of people in Qian Qian. It's a pity that we can't be together. I wish you happiness is false. However, it is true to wish you happiness.

1 1. I'm trying to blow the horn. I just hope you can come back to me as soon as possible. An actor who is good at camouflage will also give his heart. Perhaps it is love that makes you relax your vigilance, knowing that it is not easy to meet you, and it is a pity to miss it.

12. Because it is not easy to meet you, I don't want to miss it. I will get better and better, and we will all be fine. I hope my family and friends around me, the people I love and the people who love me will be healthy, safe and happy all their lives.

13. I am afraid that others will say good night to you, and I am more afraid that you will say good night to others. I am afraid that you will be with others where I can't see you, and I am also afraid that others will be with you. It is not easy to meet you. It's a pity to lose you. The person I love most is not around.

14. True love from the heart is not a temporary affection, but an impulse to persist in knowing that there is no result. I know it's not easy to meet you, and it will be a pity to miss it. Anyway, the best rest of my life is only you, and the worst rest is memories.

15. I know it's not easy to meet you, and it will be a pity to miss it. Anyway, spending the rest of my life with you is the best, and spending the rest of my life with memories is the worst. I don't have time to participate in your past. I will accompany you to the end in your future. Let's cherish each other, peaches. I am willing to turn it into a battle against Buddha. I have the ability to make trouble in heaven to protect your old age.

16. Dear, I haven't been with you for a long time, but I am very happy. Dear, meeting you is the luckiest thing in my life. From now on, I will give my all, care for you and cherish you. I know it is not easy to meet you. It would be a pity to miss it. I don't want the rest of my life to be a memory. I want to be you every day for the rest of my life!

17. I always want to reach out and help you shelter from the wind and rain. I always want to do something with you that we haven't done yet. I always want to stick to you, care for you and protect you. But when I think that I can't be by your side forever, I will feel heartache. That kind of pain has nowhere to tell, so I have to look at you in my heart and think that you are happy. It is not easy to meet you. If I can have you, I am willing to spend all my luck.

18. You can leave a good impression on a person for four months at most. Once surpassed, it may be love. True love is not a good impression at the moment, but I know it will be a pity to miss it when I meet you. Don't give everything at every turn. Instead of being sad in the dust, leave some pride for yourself. The meanest thing is emotion, and the coolest thing is human heart.

19. You don't care about my feelings or my enthusiasm, but I really love and cherish you. Maybe I don't know what love is. I only know that I will miss you forever. I will be very happy when you reply to my message, and I will be very lost when you ignore me. But if one day I don't bother you anymore, I may be tired and have no courage. No one wants to send a message to disturb others.

Do you know how happy I was to meet you in the past? Now, I'm sad. It's not easy to meet you, but I didn't expect it to go away. In fact, to put it bluntly, we are just friends, just a little more than friends, but that's all. Yesterday, my friends and I went to sing, and then they ordered a little lucky song. I listen, listen, listen.

2 1. I met a boy on an accidental night and fell in love with him, but he said that he liked me first, and then I fell in love with him slowly, because I talked with him all night. I know it's not easy to meet you and it's a pity to leave, but in the end, he left. I kept him when he left. I like him too. I hope he can come back to me. He said he was leaving and wouldn't come back ~ he knew I still liked him. He left and took my heart.

22. You said you would accompany me around the world, but later life made us never mention it again. Many of the results we talked about were missed. By chance, I was alone, testing those loneliness, and I realized that I couldn't bear it without you. I just want to be you and me, regardless of passion or plain life. I knew it was not easy to meet you. It would be a pity to miss it. I don't want to be a memory for the rest of my life. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I hate that I gave up. I just want to spoil you in my life. I want to snuggle up to you and never leave. I love you. I am alone by chance, testing those loneliness, and I know I can't carry it without you.

23. I wake up with a smile every day, always looking forward to the sun and the day, because I can see your face, but I also look forward to every minute I spend with you at night. It's not easy to meet you, so I cherish it more.