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Main undertaker: Liu Han

Liu Han, also known as Liu Han, has presided over programs such as The Finger Moves, A Beautiful Dress, The World of Real Estate Market, Real Estate Market D, Special Search for Urban Affairs in Cantonese and Mandarin.

My confession: Dear folks, I'm Liu Han, one of my dates in "City Laughter", and I perform for you on the city channel at 6: 50 every night on time. I hope you can join me and give me more advice.

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Liu Han is his real name.

Li Fugui: A natural acting maniac.

personal file

Name: Zhang Peng.

Birthday: March 3rd.

Hobbies: basketball, football, Chinese painting.

Hometown: Liwan District, Guangzhou

E cat: Fu Gui @126.com.

One day, such a searching for you was posted in the market:

Find someone to enlighten me! Looking for a man from China, whose height is more than160cm but not more than180cm, his weight is more than 65kg but not more than 85kg, and his age is between 25 and 30. He is fluent in Cantonese and good at disguise. He occasionally appears in TVS-2 "Urban Laughter Group" under the name of "Li Fugui" and occasionally.

Once the news was released, it immediately caused a sensation in a certain market, and this newspaper also received reliable news from many enthusiastic citizens. ...

Report 1: A "peerless turtle"

Citizen A (a loyal "sweet potato" on the radio program, who has been listening for more than 20 years): I knew he was a "turtle" as soon as I heard his voice; Looking at his appearance, I am more sure that he is a "chinemys reevesii"!

"Turtle", whose real name is Zhang Peng, was the former host of Guangzhou Radio Station City Voice. In the early 1990s, he and another radio host, Jing Gui, formed a "peerless double turtle" group, and both of them became popular for a while. I like listening to them "blowing water" best, which is both bitter and funny. The program they hosted at that time was called "Good World Today", which was similar to the current "News Eye" and also ridiculed social current affairs. The difference is that Yang Chen's poking fun at the needle is to the point, but their poking fun at it is basically not constructive, and they will only laugh until their stomachaches.

Report 2: The "Evil Heart" of Guangdong Football

Fan B (Guangdong Football Super Fan): Comrade Li Fugui is definitely the right choice to abandon the ball and follow the film! Do you know that when "Li Fugui" was still called "Turtle", he once hosted a football program called "Frontline" on the radio. I am his loyal listener, and I almost always listen to the ball. At that time, Guangdong football was really cool and invincible. However, I don't know if this is the fate of Comrade Tortoise and Guangdong football, or the fate of Guangdong football. Anyway, since Comrade Turtle hosted the program, Guangdong football has gone from bad to worse, and it has been degraded every year. Alas, they really enjoyed themselves in those days. chinemys reevesii was very painful and I was worried!

I was the first person to agree that "Big Turtle" will become "Li Fugui". I think as long as "chinemys reevesii" stops talking about the ball, China football will be saved ... It's a pity that "chinemys reevesii" was filmed, and China football is still a bucket that can't be helped. ...

Fact 3: the supreme "king of the ball"

Security guard C (senior stadium manager): "Li Fugui"? Of course I want to! This kid is the king of the ball! I like playing football since I was a child, and I was still on the school team in primary school! It's a pity that this boy kicked too hard and didn't study hard, so he ordered the class teacher to "wash his feet with gold plates." But this boy also has credit. He said that if you don't kick, you won't kick, concentrate on your studies and finish college smoothly! I saw him playing in our stadium recently, and his state is still brave. The best trick is the same as David Beckham's penalty kick.

Fact 4: Acting Madman

Office boy Ding (senior studio office boy): Can you believe it? Li Fugui, who makes you laugh every day, has never learned acting before! "Li Fugui" is Zhang Peng's first role, while "Wu Dexun" is the second. You can't see that even the director thinks he has 20 years of acting experience.

To tell the truth, I also have an actor dream. One day I asked Zhang Peng the secret of his performance, and he generously said, "First, learn to forget, and second, learn to observe." I'm dizzy and forgetful, and I can still play a good show? However, Zhang Peng didn't lie. He is really forgetful. I remember a scene in which Sugar Orange slapped Fu Gui, and the director repeatedly demanded truth. Sugar orange closed his eyes, gritted his teeth and hit him hard. Honey, the corner of Fu Gui's eye was bleeding. "Sugar Orange" was heartbroken and immediately went to comfort him. "Richness" seems nothing happened. You said he was forgetful.

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