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What ironic events have you seen during the driving test?

Many people have the experience of driving test. Although they haven't been in driving school for a long time, whether they are learning to drive or taking exams, they will always encounter some funny things that make people laugh and cry. Come and have a look!

1, it took my mother three years to get her driver's license. She is the kind of second-degree illness with bursting self-confidence but panic when something happens ... When she touches the car, she steps on the accelerator, and the car rushes faster and faster because of nervousness ... In the roar of the long-distance bus, the fast snake-shaped car crashes into the container warehouse in the corner of the driver's license ... I'm afraid her coach will never. My uncle is from the police station. He met the coach and my mother in the police car and got off to chat. My mother took advantage of the fact that the two of them were unprepared for the police car and drove away ... My uncle and coach followed closely, and they were very fascinated by the car ... Finally, because the car stopped in the middle of the road, several cars around were forced to crowd together ... Fortunately, the traffic in the driving school was not much. My uncle swore at her, and she said with a look of injustice that I don't know how the car rushed out ... The coach was saddened: I beg you, sister, don't say I taught you when you go out!

2. When taking the driver's license test, at noon one day, all the students in the car ordered food together. As a result, too much wine was put in the roast duck to remove the fishy smell. As soon as the lid was opened, the coach refused to eat. It was too hot and there was no refrigerator, so he had to feed it to the dog. A buddy in the same car had a good eye for one of rhubarb dog, so he took rice and duck, circled with the dogs and fed them one by one. After dinner, the coach barked at our car and the chain immediately sounded, so the coach could only teach us to drive with a happy face.

There is a senior student who is born without driving talent. He stumbled all the way and finally got the fourth road test in his life. I don't know now. Anyway, we were infrared examiners. He sat in the driver's seat trembling, but everything was ready, but he didn't change gears. He just kept stepping on the gas pedal and he began to panic. He kept muttering about whether the car was broken down while repeating useless actions like ants on hot bricks. The examiner couldn't stand it anymore because there was surveillance video on the car. I especially remember the examiner's eyes turned to the back of his head.

4. There was a field exercise. On the outer ring road, big trucks roared past on both sides! Once uphill, I slipped the car, and the coach asked me faintly: Are you afraid? I smiled sweetly and replied, I'm not afraid of having a coach with you! The coach roared: You are not afraid of me! I'm not married! !

The driving school had no money to repair the site, so it rented a dam in front of the abandoned village Committee meeting room to practice our car. Because it is summer, farmers nearby are drying millet in the dam, so the first thing we do when we arrive at the construction site every day is to put the millet away and spread it out at the end of each day ... For three years, I have had a good sun, but my driving skills are still poor.

6, my last road test, it was my turn, because I was too nervous. When I "reported to the examiner", I pronounced it "reported to the dog officer" ... He gave me a cold look. All right, you can go back!

7. When I took my driver's license test, a middle-aged male coach taught me. I was in a hurry to learn to shift gears. When the coach asked me to shift gears, I stared at the road and dared not move. My right hand fumbled beside the seat, and then I heard the coach whisper, What are you touching my leg with your hand … The students in the back row all burst into laughter, which was embarrassing!

8. During the road test, practice driving with the coach. The coach knew I could drive, so he was relieved to play the game. . . Then I flew to Xiamen from Binhe Road in Zhangzhou. The coach put down his mobile phone and saw that I had arrived in Xiamen. Then he asked me what I wanted. I said, "I'm going to Xiamen, and I want to travel with you."

9. We all have to run 600 kilometers to take the driving test. Once, the coach took me out to run the ring highway, because there were no cars and no people. Keep stepping on the gas when you are happy. At this moment, the coach suddenly asked me, "Are your feet wet?" "Not wet, coach. What's wrong? " "All in the water tank. Don't you feel wet? " I was embarrassed and didn't know how to answer the phone ... suddenly a wild dog jumped out. I raised my feet and let go of my hands to cover my face. I screamed. The coach calmly held the steering wheel with one hand ... the car stopped ... "Go to the headmaster tomorrow" "What's the matter? Coach, can I take the exam? " "I ask you to refund the tuition, and I will take you for two more days.