When Mulan's poems are rewritten into modern poems, they should all rhyme, not be spoofed.

1, chirp, chirp, I want to eat KFC. I don't smell saliva, but I smell a woman's sigh. Ask a woman what she thinks and what she remembers. Women think of hamburgers, but women remember chicken wings.

I saw the chicken coupon last night, and there was a big sale on the festival day. Twelve chicken coupons and a chicken wing. Grandpa has no eldest son and Mulan has no big brother. She is willing to go to KFC to feed him from now on.

Buy hamburgers in the East Store, drinks in the West Store, chicken wings in the South Store and French fries in the North Store. When I said goodbye to my parents, I was by the Yellow River at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling for a female voice, but I heard the splash of hamburgers. But when I left the Yellow River, I went to Montenegro at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling for a female voice, but I heard the smell of chicken wings chirping.

The more the Great Wall of Wan Li spans, the more Mount Everest flies. Banks send gold coins and emperors send sweaters. Hens die every year, and Mulan returns in ten years.

Come back to see Confucius, and Confucius will sit in the sky. Twelve chicken coupons and a hundred baskets of chicken. Confucius asked him what he wanted, but Mulan didn't want to be an angel. She is willing to drive 1000 miles to send her son home.

When parents heard that their daughter was coming, they went out to help the general: Ah, my sister heard that my sister was coming and wanted to eat KFC; I heard that my sister is coming and is going to eat. Open my Dongting pot, take my Xiting spoon, take off my wartime robe, put on my napkin, take chopsticks from the window and eat in front of the mirror. When I went out to meet the fire companions, I was surprised and busy: I had been wandering together for twelve years, but I didn't know Mulan was so greedy.

The male rabbit's mouth is three valves, and the female rabbit's eyes are blurred; There are two rabbits eating next to me. Can you tell if I am greedy?