A funny sentence, a circle of friends, WeChat humor, 50 sentences.

1, I have been lonely for a long time, and I feel immortal.

2. Summer has become the season for boys to show their legs.

3. Among the six desires, appetite is the fiercest.

4. In the end, routines are the most popular.

5, weight is a good thing, I will give you half.

6, don't help me, I'm not drunk, the road ahead will move, hold that road.

7. April Fool's Day is a complete death. Anyway, Qingming is coming.

For those who don't listen, it's like casting pearls before swine.

9. You are the most beautiful horror film I have ever seen.

10, each class has several special hiccups.

1 1. Why should I use a mask?

12, the parent-teacher meeting might as well be changed to a complaint meeting.

13, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, high school students celebrate Singles Day, and only junior high school students have Children's Day.

14, male gods like small breasts, diaosi likes big breasts.

15, holiday time is insufficient, please hurry your homework.

16, all those who have wives hold on tight, and I'm going to start shaking WeChat.

17, he didn't show off to the teacher in the monthly exam, but he really thought he taught well.

18, because the other party has an ugly photo of me, so we will be friends for life.

19, you have changed, and your character and morality have plummeted without turning over.

20. Send the woman you like home, no matter where you go.

2 1, when you have long hair to your waist, be careful to shit in the toilet.

It's a good thing I'm ugly, or someone else would have taken me away.

23. I was stupid enough to crack your password with my own name.

24. Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up.

25. I am fat because I have too many things to hold back in my heart.

26. If you can't stand it, you can stand it again.

27. When my good friend has a date, I feel that my hard-earned pig has been eaten.

28. Actually, I'm not stupid, but I'm too lazy to be smart.

29, the mission of the alarm clock: wake me up; The cause of death of the alarm clock: it woke me up.

When the mouse laughs at the cat, there must be a hole next to it.

3 1, life grinds us round, in order to let us roll further!

32. The life I want: flowers on the bed, dogs on the bed, and you on the bed.

33. I didn't like eating when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; Now I love eating, which makes me fat and short.

34. People who repeat the same mistakes are hopeless idiots.

You must have one for money, love and life.

Don't be unhappy when you are so beautiful.

37. I am infatuated with you because I lost my mind, and now my brain has begun to tremble.

38. Imagine the head teacher lying in her husband's arms.

39. Being with you will make you stupid.

40. Pit dad has become too common and is very popular now.

4 1, don't stay up because you are ugly.

42. Everyone else wants to sleep with you, but I want to stay in bed with you.

43. Life is like a coffee table. Although it is not big, it is full of tragedy.

44. Talking to you in ten sentences without dirty words means that I am not familiar with you.

45. Drink the strongest wine and go to the best hospital for emergency treatment.

You are so annoying and likable that you will never get tired of watching it.

47. The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I read my thesis and found that I am a local tyrant.

48. I lie in bed because I have no money. I can save a meal.

49. Be jealous and pretend to be moderate.

50. Such vulgar things as homework don't accord with my temperament.