If you get high marks, please use humorous language to express your meaning on the signboard.

I'm incompetent. I'll just write something for everyone to see:

1. No fishing.

Not all fish are dishes on the table.

Anyone who fishes here will be fined to feed the fish for a week.

Fishing is your hobby, and not fishing is a warning here.

2. No swimming

Don't swim in the water unless it's white stripes in the waves.

Swimming is your hobby. It is a warning that swimming is forbidden here.

Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet. I hope I won't see swimmers.

Be careful of falling into the water.

Clear water is full of beauty, and falling into the water is not fun at all.

As the saying goes, fire and water are ruthless, so be careful when you fall into the water.

Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet. I hope I didn't smell the water.

Being hydrophilic is human nature, and falling into the water is your fault.

Please give me more advice. thank you