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Brainstorm: Where is the safest place, not afraid of being robbed?
1. A bag contains soybeans and mung beans. A man poured the beans on the ground and quickly separated them. How did he divide it? Answer: a soybean, a mung bean.
On a snowy day, Gao Jiawen turned on the heating and closed the doors and windows. Why does he still feel cold? Answer: He is outside the door.
3. A Dai drives to the zoo to play. The zoo is very close. He didn't go the wrong way. Why can't he reach his destination? Answer: I have already opened it.
4. What is the ceremony that the priest can't preside over anyway? Answer: Your own funeral.
In an exam, two students handed in identical papers, but the teacher thought they definitely didn't cheat. Why? Answer: They handed in a blank sheet of paper.
6. There is an animal. You killed it, but you bled yourself. What kind of animal is this? Answer: mosquitoes.
7. Xiao Wang and his parents traveled abroad for the first time. Because of the language barrier, his parents seem to be at a loss. Xiao Wang doesn't know any foreign languages, but he doesn't feel as inconvenient as in his own country. Why? Answer: He is a baby.
8. What is the name of a beautiful woman who is afraid of losing her figure and not having children after marriage? Answer: peerless beauty.
9. What animal did you see first when you entered the zoo? Answer: people.
10, who can't be seen in what photos? Answer: X-ray.
1 1. The news published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false? A: Year, month and day.
12. What disease does Sleeping Beauty fear most? Answer: insomnia.
13, Xiaoming said to Xiaohua, "I can sit where you will never sit!" " "Where is he sitting? Answer: Sit on Xiaohua.
14, the family has its own rules, and the country has its own rules. What are the rules of the zoo? Answer: tortoise.
15, what officials not only don't get paid, but also pay for themselves? Answer: the groom.
16, there is a place to teach bad guys, but no police dare to take action to sweep it. What is this place? Answer: detention center.
17. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? Answer: Trees can't jump.
18, what kind of death methods do people on death row welcome? Answer: old age.
19, a gloomy night, a girl with long hair shawl and pale white clothes stood in front of her eyes. She touched her with her hand, but she couldn't touch it. Why? Answer: Through the window.
20. What is the most valuable thing that easily disappears? Answer: satellite.
2 1. Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? Answer: I'm afraid of biting my fingers.
22. What water should be distributed as planned? Answer: salary.
23. What are the products with the same production date and effective date? A: The newspaper of the day.
24. Who goes to see a doctor every day? Answer: Doctor.
25. Excuse me: If you divide 18 into two parts equally, but you don't get 9, how much more will you get? Answer: 10 (divided in the middle).
26. What do farmers, workers, soldiers and scientists live on? Answer: mouth.
27. Sports competitions require athletes to be "higher, faster and stronger" and to "March forward courageously", but one kind of competition can only be postponed. What kind of competition is this? Answer: tug of war.
28. Dad bought a pen, but he can't write. Why? Answer: It's an electric pen.
29. There is a kind of boat that has never been launched. Why the boat? Answer: spaceship.
30. Why didn't anyone fall off the plane and die? A: The plane is parked on the ground.
3 1, Xiao Wang, who loves snacks, weighs 50 kg at the heaviest and only 3 kg at the lightest. Why? A: When he was born.
32. What is the most critical factor in divorce? Answer: get married.
33. What don't people like to eat? Answer: loss.
34. What is the best treatment for carsickness? Answer: Walk.
35. How did Class Three, Grade Four do abacus calculations? A: Each has its own abacus.
36. As soon as Lao Li finished cutting his hair, he asked the barber to "divide it", but the barber said no. Why? Answer: The barber shaved his head.
37. Fangfang lost her student ID at the school gate. What should she do? Answer: Pick it up.
38. You killed an animal, but it shed its own blood? What kind of animal is this? Answer: It's a mosquito.
39. What should you do first if you want to realize your dream? Answer: wake up.
40. A man fell into the river. He climbed up from the river, but his hair was not wet. Why? Answer: Because he is bald.
4 1, what is a person's mood on the operating table? Answer: Being slaughtered.
42. A man was hit on the head by something falling from a height of several kilometers, but he was not injured. Why? Answer: The falling snow.
43, two brothers, average height. Wear jade fingers in your ears and bite cloth in your mouth. Answer: scissors.
44. Banqiao wrote poems, and everyone agreed. (Beating a Hong Kong actress) Answer: Sammi Cheng.
45. From a distance, it looks like a cucumber with pimples. Elegant gentleman's dish, clearing away heat is not bad. Answer: bitter gourd.
46. You are not a painter. You often draw me. You can draw without a pen, which is better than a painter. Answer: mirror.
47, round belly and sharp mouth, drink water before biting. The tail is hidden in the stomach, and the tail water is pushed into the mouth by hand. Answer: syringe.
48. Look at the prosperity of China and the prosperity of its people. (Hit a Hong Kong star) Answer: Leslie Cheung.
49. shave. Answer: Daoxiao Noodles.
50. Nuts are like soybeans, and people give them a good name called Jieshou. Answer: cashew nuts.
5 1, young and scheming. Answer: Be careful of slipping.
52. The old man has a female name called Chanjuan. Answer: Lunar New Year.
53. Jun went to the head of the Yangtze River. Answer: Wang Shangyuan.
54. An arch bridge is born. Answer: Changhong.
55. Look at Chang 'an and China. (Hit a CCTV host) Answer: Gu Changning.
56. Throw away the money. (Hit a CCTV host) Answer: Sa Beining.
57. Great cold. Answer: The coldest day.
58. If it comes to the tree and shakes its head, it will gently blow away the clouds. Answer: the wind.
59. Reality. Answer: sherbet.
60, red tip, green tip, sometimes not spicy but very sweet. Answer: Chili.
6 1, shed. Answer: early spring and February.
62. Old Sichuan. Answer: Cuba.
63. The crescent moon is covered with five-pointed stars, and the national flower jasminum giraldii can be seen everywhere. Answer: Pakistan.
64. It is shaped like jasmine and has a strong fragrance. (Hit a flower) Answer: Jasmine.
65, Baihua Spring City Southeast Asia, water puppet show life. Answer: Hanoi.
People give famous carnations and double pink flowers to their mothers. Answer: Carnation.
67. The wooden frame is square with a small picture in the middle. Answer: photo frame.
68, ugly, but expensive, golden color, blush. (Hit a fruit) Answer: apples and pears.
69. It seems that the flowers are not beautiful, and the tricolor amaranth flowers have top leaves. Answer: Yan Laihong.
70. There are many volcanoes and complex terrain, and the salt lake is the lowest point in Africa. Answer: Djibouti.
7 1, the emperor has a good horse. The answer is: Ka Kui Wong.
72. At a glance, one person counted tens of thousands. Answer: 100 million.
73. There is a little fat man with a big belly. He can't eat anything but drink liquid. Answer: teapot.
74. The people of Zimbabwe come together. Answer: Xujiahui.
75, fat rice blossoms, funny snacks that children love to eat. Answer: popcorn.
76. It's embarrassing. The answer: nagging (Lee Hyo Ri).
77. Chickens lay eggs when drinking tea. Answer: tea eggs.
78. The cupcake is not big enough, and the taste of coffee and wine floats into it, so the fashionable dessert belongs to it. Answer: Tiramisu.
79. Say it's like a bird, not a bird. Clouds move high from the ground. (By means of transportation) Answer: By plane.
80, the medicine is indispensable without special effects, and the flowers are white. (Hit a flower) Answer: Bai Mudan.
8 1, nameless qi, patriotic and strong-willed woman. (Hit a historical figure) Answer: Zheng Dan.
82. Er Qiao's hometown, the source of Anhui, is a place of meditation. Answer: Qianshan County.
83. It can be used as medicine in summer, with white outside and yellow inside, which is extremely fragrant. (Hit a flower) Answer: frangipani.
84. Sing folk songs on the plane. Answer: air conditioning.
85. Muzi has two eyes. Answer: rice.
86. Wearing a plastic cap and a tin robe, squeeze it gently on the brush and send it to the mouth to bubble. Answer: Toothpaste.
87. Ke Jingteng and Shen Jiayi competed for the box office this summer. (Name two movies) Answer: At an early age, you are a detective.
88. It is said that peaches are not peaches, wearing brown robes and long fluff. (Hit a fruit) Answer: Kiwi.
89. There are freckles on her red face, and the green straw hat blocks the sun. The smell is fragrant and full of nose, biting honey in one bite. (Hit a fruit) Answer: Strawberry.
90. A box can heat dishes, so you don't have to turn it over yourself. Answer: microwave oven.
9 1, wrapped in purple robes layer by layer, everyone cut and shed tears. Answer: Onions.
92. Not too old, with a big beard. Wearing green clothes outside, showing gold teeth inside. Answer: corn.
93. Say you are a dog and can't bark. You are top-heavy and swaying in the wind. Answer: dog tail grass.
94. It looks like jasmine and has a strong fragrance. (Hit a flower) Answer: Jasmine.
95, Baihua Spring City Southeast Asia, water puppet show life. Answer: Hanoi.
96. People give famous carnations and double pink flowers to their mothers. Answer: Carnation.
97. The wooden frame is square with a small picture in the middle. Answer: photo frame.
98, ugly, but expensive, golden color, blush. (Hit a fruit) Answer: apples and pears.
99. It seems that the flowers are not beautiful, and the tricolor amaranth flowers have top leaves. Answer: Yan Laihong.
100, with complex terrain and numerous volcanoes, salt lake is the lowest point in Africa. Answer: Djibouti.
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