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Hu Sanniang got married first and then fell in love.

Hu Sanniang got married first and then fell in love.

Let's talk about Teacher Hu again. Miss Hu mentioned here is Hu Sanniang. Hu Sanniang's nickname: Zhang Zhang Qing. A Zhang Qing? What do you mean? Talking about songs has always been unclear. We'll talk later.

Hu Sanniang is a lady of Hu Jiazhuang Hu Laotai (don't get me wrong, an ancient lady is not a lady in a dance hall now. At that time, she was called Miss, which was a distinguished title. It's certainly a different flavor to call miss now. First, it is poverty. Girls from rich families don't go to dance halls as ladies. Miss Hu, rich! I have lived a happy and sunny life since I was a child. I hired a nanny at home and drove out. I must buy anything I want and travel anywhere I want. It is as easy for people to take a soft sleeper plane as spitting, and eating a French meal is as convenient as keeping up with the toilet. Hu Jiazhuang is a well-off village. It is estimated that the GDP level of the village is very high, and people in the village can enjoy their well-off life safely. However, Hu Jiazhuang didn't have long eyes and made an issue with Zhujiazhuang. Oh, that's all right. What is the joint? Is it not true that both Zhuangzi plants watermelons in greenhouses and want to exchange scientific cultivation techniques with each other? Of course, this is not the reason. The first reason why Hu Jiazhuang teamed up with Zhujiazhuang was that he wanted Sanniang to have an affair with Zhu Biao, the third young master of Zhujiazhuang. With the consent of both parents, the marriage has been decided. It is estimated that the wedding will be held on New Year's Day this year or May Day next year. In this way, this alliance should be a matter for relatives. Good thing!

But good things and bad things are like twin brothers, who would have thought? There is something wrong with the combination of the two villages. The Water Margin attacked Zhujiazhuang and plunged Hu Jiazhuang into the misery of war. Yes, who let you be a consortium? The disaster in Hu Jiazhuang began. Hu Sanniang's beautiful and happy life when she was young was completely fragmented.

Maybe someone will ask, if Hu Sanniang hadn't had an affair with Zhu Biao, Hu Jiazhuang wouldn't have joined forces with Zhujiazhuang. Can this disaster be avoided? Probably not. Liangshan heroes have long been eyeing you, and they will never let go of such a fat and rich village. Even if you have no alliance with Zhujiazhuang! The Water Margin will insist that Hu Jiazhuang is hiding weapons of mass destruction and you are stealing enriched uranium. Do you Hu Jiazhuang people have a temper? Definitely no temper! This battle, you have to fight, or you have to fight! Don't take any chances, no one has come forward to mediate this matter for you. There was no United Nations then. Even with the United Nations, can it work? Can the United Nations manage America well? Really!

What a pity! Think about this marriage between Hu Sanniang and Zhu Biao. It should be a perfect match, which is very beautiful. But it was ruined by Liangshan heroes. To be fair, who can doubt that Hu Sanniang and Zhu Biao are not made for each other? Hu Jiazhuang Zhujiazhuang is close at hand. It is very likely that Hu Sanniang and Zhu Biao are in a kindergarten, studying in an aristocratic primary school (definitely not Hope Primary School) and sharing a table in a rural middle school. Real childhood friends. However, the family never dreamed that this marriage would blow out the lights and pull out the wax. It's really heartbreaking

Remember a life lesson, most unlucky things in the world are catching up with others, rushing forward and then rushing to a pile, and finally causing big trouble. To make a fuss, you must have a fuse before you can start blasting. The bomb was detonated by a thief. Without time transfer, there would be no such war. At least we can postpone the war. Don't delay for too long, delay for a year or so, and then start a war when Zhu Biao proposes to Hu Sanniang. However, time shift appeared. This rotten person named Shi Qian is really a powder twist.

Let's talk about this shit moving. Move, Shi Xiu, Yang Xiong three people to discuss the Liangshan, halfway, hungry. I went to Zhujiazhuang Hotel for dinner. When I moved, I was greedy for meat. The meat in the hotel was sold out. What hotel is this? Why is there no meat? ) But when I moved this broken mouth, I couldn't help it. I just want to eat it. Like drug addiction, I can't help myself. So, when I was accommodating, I stole a chicken in the hotel. This is not an ordinary chicken, but a chicken used to announce the dawn in someone else's hotel. Of course, people quit, and they quarreled twice. The three men got into a fight with others and set fire to the hotel, so they were chased and arrested when they moved. Shi Xiuhe Yang Xiong fled to Liangshan, complaining that Zhujiazhuang was not a thing in front of the classical secretary. Here's a detail. After hearing their reports, Secretary Chao suddenly became angry: "What are you? Stealing chickens? And set it on fire? Still under the banner of our Water Margin? Hmm? (Writing here, talking and laughing, this is called crows think that pigs are black, and you are not a classical robber. Somebody, kill these two scum. " According to the records in the book, Chao Gai was indeed a proud man. Although Liangshan in Shui Bo is a den of thieves, Classical does not allow such petty thieves to sneak into the revolutionary ranks, which not only makes a fool of themselves, but also affects the image building of Shuihu enterprises. This is also called stealing. At this point, if Shi Xiu and Yang Xiong are really pushed out to kill them, people will lose their temper with Classical, and maybe the battle of Zhujiazhuang will not be fought.

It happened that someone spoke at this time? Who is it? Song Jiang. Song Jiang thrust a thick stick horizontally. He said to Classical, "Secretary Classical, wait a minute. You should calm down first. These two men came to see us. If you want to kill them, how can you kill them How unpleasant it is to go out. People will say that we don't attach importance to talents in the Water Margin. Who dares to come to us again? Besides, the families in this village are really hateful. Let's recruit them? Pissed them off? Why do they have a tendency to oppose Liangshan? Maybe when can we give Liangshan a' 911'? I don't know where Song Jiangdu heard these news, which smacks of the United States hitting Iraq. Song Jiang's evidence may be two anti-Liangshan slogans hanging in front of Zhujiazhuang Village, such as "Step over Liangshan and capture Classical alive. . 。” . In fact, this is understandable. Maybe the slogan "Family Village" was brought back from the county seat, so I can't hang it up. There are regular inspections in the county. Formalism in grass-roots units is still necessary. ) Secretary Zhao, we must be proactive. We must clean up this village. If Zhujiazhuang is full-fledged, then we can't say whether we can beat them. Besides, there are many people in Liangshan now, and food and clothing are all money. Last month's salary was hardly paid. We should also replenish supplies. There are countless treasures of gold and silver in Zhujiazhuang, and there are many good things. If we don't get it, how can we wait for others to do it first? That's terrible. Third, the Water Margin has not fought for a long time. As the saying goes, fists never leave their hands, and songs never leave their mouths. The soldiers are getting lazy. They need to practice with Zhujiazhuang! Secretary Zhao, do you think I'm right? "

Sung river, this is not a provocation. Classical a listen to pour music, "hey! Dude, you're right. How can you be so right? Why didn't I think of that? Whatever you say, send your troops! Hit his brother-in-law! " Thus, the disaster in Zhujiazhuang began. This is also the beginning of Hu Sanniang's disaster. Tenure San Niang how can you think, her lifelong event, will be in sung river's voice just fell, it suddenly changed dramatically.

So, Song Jiang was ordered by Classical to attack Zhujiazhuang with a group of powerful bandits, and the war began. Hu Jiazhuang can't sit idly by, who let our two families have a joint agreement? Besides, we are still in-laws. We need someone to help us fight. Fortunately, Hu Taigong sent Hu Sanniang out. Hu Jiazhuang is a little reckless. You have to adjust the strength of the water margin first. Do you think Water Margin is a pest like Zhou Tong in Jong Li? You are so brave. You really don't know how many bowls of rice you are eating. Some people also analyzed that this should be Hu Sanniang's own request to play. She must help her fiance. Therefore, Hu Sanniang still has a lot of love for Zhu Biao, and she is probably a risk-averse with affection above everything else. But in this battlefield, love cannot be an atomic bomb. Well, as soon as she went into battle, Hu Sanniang was captured alive. In addition, Song Jiang has decided to betroth this beautiful prisoner to Wang Ying. After reading Water Margin, she sang, clapped her hands and sighed. Hu Sanniang was also sad! Your childhood marriage with Zhu Gongzi was completely ruined!

Perhaps some readers will imagine that if Liangshan heroes don't attack Zhujiazhuang, can Hu Sanniang live with Zhu Biao forever? This is a slap in the face. Life cannot be assumed. If you keep looking for this dead girl, talk about songs. Hu Sanniang may marry Zhu Biao for life, but she can't keep the divorce (this is also a useless nonsense). Like Zhu Biao, his marriage with Hu Sanniang has political and economic reasons. Political marriage and economic marriage are also anti-human! If Hu Sanniang is liberated in the future, she will dare to break through the cage of arranged marriage and learn from Nora to escape. This is also a possibility.

Some people may say, whether this is a political marriage or an economic marriage. Zhu Biao is a good-looking guy (this seems reasonable, TV series, I didn't see Chu songs clearly, the picture book is very clear, Zhu Biao is a straight guy), and Hu Sanniang is more than enough to be a savage girlfriend. Besides, Zhujiazhuang has plenty of money, and Zhu Biao is not afraid to drop out of school. Going to a key university can certainly afford the tuition, even if he studies abroad at his own expense, his family can afford it. I don't doubt this when talking about songs. Even if Zhu Biao is not a college student, he can spend money to get a fake diploma and a fake doctor, and then spend money to get a green card and settle abroad in the future. If you are tired of living, it is a piece of cake to come back and invest as a fake foreign devil. Hu Sanniang, as a woman, only in this way can she satisfy her vanity. Anyway, it's a hundred times better than marrying Wang Ying, a short-legged tiger.

Therefore, the marriage arranged by Song Jiang for Hu Sanniang is not only sorry for Hu Sanniang, but also sorry for the readers. A little too bad. Wang Ying, the short-legged tiger, is also depressing to listen to this name. Not much higher than Wu Dalang, (look like this, or are you looking for someone? ) Hu Sanniang is such a beautiful woman, and she has become a family with such a man who has no aesthetic content at all. Can't she go to the streets yet? Do you still go to the supermarket Wandering in the street, how to talk when you meet an acquaintance? This Wang Ying really can't be sold! Well, even if Hu Sanniang gritted her teeth and married someone, can this day last long? Wang Ying is a beautiful flower. When she sees a beautiful woman, she can't walk, and her eyes can pop out for three miles. Can such a playboy be reassuring? He got married with Hu Sanniang, and he has only been fresh for three days at most, so he can't wait at home. Which karaoke bars have washed their hair, but they still need to be taken care of? Maybe a few more mistresses

However, can Hu Sanniang not agree? Hu Sanniang was captured alive, and it's useless to say anything. If Hu Sanniang refuses, your head will be under somebody else's knife. Some people say that Hu Sanniang was not too poisoned by feudal ethics. If she was really a virtuous woman in the traditional sense, she would have committed suicide. Talking about songs is not like this. Do you think suicide is easy? Regardless of whether Hu Sanniang had the courage to hang herself with a rope, and whether she dared to commit suicide by caesarean section like the Japanese, Song Jiang had already sent someone to stare at her. Maybe someone will say that Hu Sanniang won't go on a hunger strike? If all this is a slap in the face, if you try a hunger strike, people will definitely give you a forced injection of glucose! Oh, by the way, there was no glucose then. But there must be someone who can keep you alive. Don't lift this bar, it's not written in the book, so we guess that Song Jiang must have sent people to do a lot of ideological work with Hu Sanniang. what did you say ? We don't know. In a word, we understand Hu Sanniang. Hu Sanniang also promised to become an outlaw. At this point, Hu Jiazhuang also let Li Kui jy set it on fire. Some people suspect that Song Jiang made Li Kui jy do it, so you can't go home. ) Do you dare to challenge the Water Margin? The most important thing is that Zhujiazhuang was beaten, and both my father and son died. You think that Zhu Biao is also a waste of time. Besides, Secretary Song is a great matchmaker. What a beautiful face! Alas! Be realistic, Miss Hu, and promise the donkey under the slope.

Man is a knife, and I am a fish. So is marriage? Alas!

When I wrote this, I thought of an economic problem. In the city where Ge Tan lives, there is a company whose products sell well and the benefits are very good. The staff is full of enthusiasm and the team is United. But * * * took a fancy to it. First, let the leadership of the competent department come forward and say that this enterprise must merge with another loss-making enterprise, saying that it will take the road of * * * prosperity. Of course, this profitable enterprise is not willing. It just doesn't want to merge. The leaders of the city personally went out to ask the leaders of this enterprise to do the work. Don't you agree? Then I will ask you to have a meeting every day to do this work, and often open until midnight. The leader of this enterprise probably couldn't stand it any longer, so he had to hold his nose and agree. All right, all right, let's merge! What about the result of the merger? The loss-making enterprise has not improved, and the profit-making enterprise has been dragged down. Leading groups fight every day, the benefits are declining, and many workers are laid off. The leaders of the city have come to the next session, and they will clap * * * to leave, otherwise they will lose their jobs. But where can this hapless enterprise complain? This is similar to the tragedy of Hu Sanniang.

As a woman with a good family background and good personal qualities, it is sad enough for Hu Sanniang to hear such a thing. I never wanted to marry Wang Ying, an ugly guy. There are several questions to explain:

First, it is speculated that Wang Ying gave Song Jiang a gift. It's hard to say. This is not written in a book. The book just says that Song Jiang made a wish to Wang Ying when he was in Qingfeng Village, promising to introduce a beautiful object to Wang Ying in the future. Song Jiang is probably drunk. If he talks on the wine table, he will pass. But Wang Ying took it seriously. When he saw that Sung River had never fulfilled it, he was worried. When he met Song Jiang, he had to shout, "Secretary Song, where is my date? Time is not short, how come there is no shadow? " Song Jiang probably felt that there was light on his face. Yes, as a leader, how can you break your word? I finally caught my third wife and gave her a present. "Come on, Wang Ying, I don't owe you anything." Writing here, I still have to say a gossip. Some readers speculate that Hu Sanniang has already had a relationship with Song Jiang first. That is to say, Song Jiang first put Hu Sanniang to sleep, and then let Hu Sanniang marry him (if Song did, it would be too boring, which is equivalent to drinking "Erguotou"). Why do you say that? The reason is that after Sanniang was arrested, Song Jiang quickly sent her up the mountain and was arranged to live with Song Jiang's father, Song Taigong. So some people speculate that Song Jiang must have put Hu Sanniang to sleep first. But this thing sounds a little shaky and untenable. You see, during the period of Sanda Zhujiazhuang, Boss Song was so busy that he didn't sleep a wink all night, and he didn't have time to go back to the mountain. To say the least, even if Song Jiang has any ideas about Hu Sanniang, he has no time to commit crimes. In other words, even if Song Jiang has a wicked heart and the courage to be a thief, he has no time to be a thief! This is a wild guess of fantasy readers.

Second, someone asked, why didn't Hu Sanniang run away? Yes, Hu Sanniang was not so much forced to join Liangshan as robbed of the mountain, and her heart must be unhappy. Why did she run away? Or, Hu Sanniang learned the Four Books and Five Classics, was poisoned by it, and was deeply bound by feudal ethics, so she married a chicken and followed a dog? Otherwise, she can run away from marriage. There are also suggestions from readers who are anxious about Hu Sanniang. Wang Ying can't watch you for 24 hours, Hu Sanniang. With legs on you, you won't sneak away. Even if there are many people and miscellaneous eyes during the day, what about at night? When Wang Ying is asleep, you pretend to go to the toilet and then run away when you go out. Run down the hill and report to the local police station first, so that this marriage doesn't count. Alas, Hu Sanniang is a little stupid. It hurts a little to talk like this. Can Hu Sanniang come out? Not to mention there are sentries everywhere at night, only Shui Bo in Liangshan and 800 Li in Fiona Fang. How can Hu Sanniang run? Will she die once she is found and brought back? It's easier said than done. Try one!

Third, the marriage between Hu Sanniang and Wang Ying is doomed to be a tragedy. Why is it so conclusive? Two people have no feelings from the beginning and will not have feelings for many years. This view is suspected of being too rigid. You think that when husband and wife go out together, go into battle together, share joys and sorrows together, and work together, their feelings can be gradually established. It's not impossible to get on the bus first and then buy a ticket. There are supplementary tickets on the train. It is always said that arranged marriage is not good, but there are not many divorces in arranged marriage. The new society advocates freedom of marriage, and now it is more free, but the divorce rate is always rising year by year. There is a community in Ge Tan, who is less than 30 years old this year and has been divorced eight times. Ge Tan is also a retired old colleague, who is 70 years old this year. His daughter-in-law is arranged. After all these years of marriage, the couple have never quarreled. To put it bluntly, marriage and affection are two different things, just as sleep and bed are two different things, so are appetite and food. According to the records in the book, Hu Sanniang and Wang Ying were a couple of life and death, and the last piece was sacrificed on the battlefield. Can you say that people have no feelings? If this is true, there is another possibility that Wang Ying is really good at this. All that glitters is not gold. Although Wang Ying is ugly, she may be gentle. Wang Ying was fascinated by Hu Sanniang.

As mentioned above, Hu Sanniang is a typical example of "getting married first, then falling in love, then feeling". Then, the combination of profit-making enterprises and loss-making enterprises mentioned above is the economic version of Hu Sanniang. The difference is that the enterprise alliance failed, and Hu Sanniang's marriage succeeded.

At the end of the article, Tan Ge then asked a question, that is Hu Sanniang's nickname, how to call Zhang Zhang Qing? What does this post mean? What's the moral? I don't know much about songs, but I can't find the source and I can't understand them. I want to ask Fang Jia for advice here.