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What should I say when sending retired comrades to a dinner party?

Speech by the host of the retirement farewell party

Creating the atmosphere

〔The big red banner reads "Farewell to Mr. XXX and Ms. Wisdom; working tirelessly on your heart. ●A piece of chalk, two sleeves of elegance, a three-foot podium with sunny weather all year round, five Taoist books, six books, seven collections and eight volumes, and nine thoughts and ten thoughts. There must be a way to teach. Every drop of sweat nourishes the world with peaches and plums. Ten volumes of poems and nine chapters of Pythagorean. , Eight lines of literature, seven latitudes of geography, six arts, five classics, four books and three words, expressing two elegances and one heart, teaching people with little effort and cultivating talents throughout China. Below are red flowers and green leaves contrasting with evergreen pines and cypresses]

[The background music "March of Unity and Friendship" or "March of Welcome" plays in the background]

Don't say that our heroes are short of breath,

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It’s hard to leave and it’s hard to leave;

Don’t say that our children have a long love for each other.

We stick together even when we are apart.

You can't bear to say: "Take care and take a rest."

Why don't my eyes fill with tears;

However, it still slips from your mouth. Light diarrhea.

To my ears, it was like a lightning strike.

With a wave of your hand, you finally set off.

Putting up a long tent for thousands of miles,

There is no feast that never ends.

Life,

is always about gathering together and falling apart.

Go,

The return boat over there is my figure accompanying you.

The farewell party for Mr. XXX and Ms. XXX from XX company (unit) will begin now.

Welcome Chairman XXX (Director) to accompany Mr. XXX and Ms. XXX to the venue. Please stand up and applaud.

〔Reciting words before entering the venue〕

The most valuable thing about getting along with others is knowing each other. The deeper the relationship, the more it is like a seed planted unintentionally, silently sprouting, growing and thriving. Only when there are waves of separation? Stupid soup Chuijian R Can Xiao that Qiang-shaped vinegar anxious woman Tuo Soa? Whoosh badger Mu Xie Ming? The first word put down だ Chu? Benzene if Su scraps Yi Zhu? VIPs, please sit down.

Now, let me ask you a question to lighten everyone's mood. Who can best teach someone who opens his mouth to shut up?

B: I know, it’s the teacher.

A: No, teachers often tell them to shut up, but students may not shut up!

B: Well...it's the dean of disciplines. The dean of disciplines is the most authoritative. He tells us to shut up. Students shouldn't dare not listen, right?

A: Wrong guess, it’s the dentist! The dentist tells you to open your mouth and shut up. Who dares to disobey? Moreover, our training director, Mr. XXX, Ms. XXX, is not a director who likes to tell people to shut up. At first glance, you can tell that he is a good grandpa. Everyone calls him Yuan Huanyuan. Mr. XX and Ms. XX give you a round of applause. Thank you for your applause

Now, we will introduce the style and career of Mr.

Mr. He has studied in XX Primary School, XX Junior High School, XX Normal College, and XX Teachers College... Mr. XXX and Ms. , Director of General Affairs and Academic Affairs.

Mr. Because of Mr. XXX and Ms. XXX’s diligent and diligent work, and because Mr. XXX and Ms.

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Retirement process in colleges and universities

1. The Personnel Department approves the list of personnel who have to go through retirement procedures by semester, and fill in the "Retirement Approval" 2. The "Retirement Approval Form" is sent to the department, and the principal person in charge signs the opinion;

3. The Human Resources Department makes a copy of the Retirement Approval Form after it has been approved and stamped. (one each for pension insurance, medical insurance, and personnel files);

⑴ The Personnel Department handles pension insurance settlement

⑵ The Personnel Department handles retirement certificates and retirement honorary certificates, and purchases them Souvenirs, calculation of pension payment standards;

⑶ The campus hospital is responsible for going to the medical insurance department to go through the procedures for changing the category of medical insurance personnel.

4. The Human Resources Department handles retirement certificates and retirement honorary certificates, purchases souvenirs, and calculates retirement payment standards;

5. The department holds a farewell party to forward souvenirs and retirement honorary certificates;

6. The list of retirees is copied to the Retirement Office, which collects the "Housing Provident Fund Card" and issues retirement certificates;

7. Notify the Finance Department to implement retirement salary standards, Handle the procedures for withdrawing and disbursing housing provident funds.

Proceedings of the Farewell Ceremony for Retired Personnel from Government Agencies, Groups and Institutions

Time: X month XX day X hour X minute.

Location: XXX.

A. Purchase materials for farewell to retirees, decorate the venue, write and hang banners, couplets, slogans, and select songs to play at the opening, middle, and end of the meeting;

B. The host announced that everyone stood up and the farewell ceremony began. Play "Farewell Song";

C. Introduction to retired personnel's career;

D. Gratitude time, speeches from colleagues and students;

E. Present flowers, XXX Please XXX present flowers; p>H. Ask retirees to give farewell speeches;

I. Ask leaders to give farewell speeches to retirees;

J. Photo time; relevant people staying at the scene at this time Taking advantage of this opportunity to take photos with retirees, Director

K. Send the retirees to the door of XX, get in the car and end the farewell ceremony.

Farewell Ceremony for Retired Primary School Teachers

A. Play the "Welcome Song".

1. Retired teachers are welcome to sit on the podium.

2. The Young Pioneers wore glory flowers and presented flowers to retired teachers.

B. The chairman of the trade union announces the superior's approval of the teacher's honorable retirement and issues a certificate.

C. The chairman of the trade union introduced the retired teachers’ work resume and their significant contributions to education.

D. The principal gave a farewell speech.

E. Retired teacher representative gave a speech.

F. Farewell to retired teachers leaving the school.

G. "Playing Farewell Song".

Attached are commonly used couplets for retirement farewell parties

The old man will continue to compose the sunset song after retirement; the green pines are proud of the snow, and he will sing the song of the spring cow for the rest of his life.

Spring silkworms will not run out of silk until they are dead; wax torches will not dry until they turn to ashes and tears.

Thirty-eight years have passed, and no lies have been told; for more than ten thousand days, no false accounts have been made.

After thirty-five years of working in the revolution, XX gloriously resigned from his post; after eighteen years of writing materials, the director retired with great success.

Eat when you are hungry, even the simple rice and coarse tea are sweet; sleep when you feel sleepy, even if it is a wooden bed or a straw pillow, it will seem quiet. The chef retires.

The year before last was good, last year was good, and this year will be even better; you are healthy, I am healthy, and everyone is healthy.

When you are satisfied with things, you will always feel satisfied; when you come, you have no need to seek high quality.

Enthusiasm for service is associated with veteran comrades; honesty and devotion to public benefit are associated with retirement.

Those who grow up in hardships have the best ideals; those who retire in recession have the happiest hopes.

The sun holds Nanshan as a birthday cup; the text moves the Beidou to become a celestial phenomenon.

Don't be surprised by favor or disgrace, just watch the flowers blooming and falling in front of the court; you have no intention of leaving or leaving, just follow the clouds rolling in the sky.

Dongfangzi, who traveled around the world, was a scholar of ancient and modern universities.

The spring breeze turns into rain for forty years; the colorful sky creates a future with me.

The spring breeze turned into rain for forty years; Zheng Xiluan retired without rest.

The spring breeze turns into rain for forty years; the peaches and plums from the five continents are fragrant.

The spring breeze turns into rain for forty years; thank you for educating thousands of households.

The heart of loyalty is forged in the sound of war songs; the fragrance of peaches and plums blooms in the spring of thousands of trees.

Spring breeze turns into rain for forty years; peach and plum leaves from five continents form shade.

The fragrance of calligraphy and calligraphy will be remembered from generation to generation; the garden of educating outstanding people will be filled with peaches and plums.