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Greetings from the escort agency

Once I cut your peach blossom, twice I cut your old friend, and three times I cut your smile.

I support your heart, spleen, lungs and kidneys.

Even in the face of fierce robbers, even if we promise each other, we will not hesitate!

Some people laugh at me for being stupid. I recommend dog blood Xuanyuan!

Uncle Shi, I have a best friend who asks you how to get breast enhancement.

I know a Korean doctor. It only takes one knife to reach the C cover.

There is no free buffet in the world!

Oh, my God, this is coming out!

There is nothing you can't buy from Wan Yong's firm that you can't expect. Ah baa butterfly, ah baa butterfly!

I work in heaven, you must go to the eighteenth floor of hell, Smecta!

Beatrice, pay attention to your pronunciation, pay attention to my mouth, and learn from me ~ Beatrice ~!

We are a local community. Oh, my God, the underworld.

Chanel no.5 Baihua Powder ... The only harm is to attract mosquitoes. ......

Thunder and fire, the river demon in Baota town

Where is my sword? Where is my sword? Emma, I'm a bitch!

If you love me, hit me. Women are crazy.

Brother, I'm just saying, what do you call the real director?

It doesn't matter, let's see who made it.

This is not a breast, this is a hot water bottle!

Drag it out, KO 300 times.

Come on, yo-yo

Wu-tang clan's impulsive Taoist priest and Emei's teacher who put out the lights came to seek justice, just as you wanted ... In a rage, both of them became secular and their children were full moon.

Is money more important or life more important?

Life! (hey! ) If you lose it, you can come back in your next life. I can't make money in my life. I don't want to die

Brother, as long as you pay the debt, uncle will keep you safe.

No, you are brother and uncle. What generations are we?

As long as you pay the debt, you are my uncle.