What is college life like?

I remember once, a loud and powerful voice came from the queue: "Report to the platoon leader, I want to go to the toilet!" " "The platoon leader replied," Get out of the queue and do it! "Every time I recall the days of military training, I often shed tears of excitement. Because I don't believe that we are the kind of people who take being late as a routine and often walk into the classroom in slippers and vests. Four years in college, we have completely changed!

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fall ill

One cold night, I was sick, had a high fever and trembled all over. I asked my roommate to get me some hot water, and he vaguely replied that I would wait until dawn, then turned over and fell asleep. I began to recall that when I was sick as a child, my mother stayed with me all night and hugged me. This time, only tears and loneliness accompanied me through this difficult night. It turns out that although people are so close apart, their hearts are so far away!

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mass organization

There are always new faces in the community. They are enthusiastic, lively and cheerful, always ready to challenge themselves. Slowly, the enthusiasm died out, because it is clear to everyone that ministers and chairmen actually spend time cooking. Retired, hidden, and the club will always belong to freshmen!

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check

Did you change your teacher when you took the exam of Probability Theory and Mathematical Statistics? 0 points of the topic, report card sent down, just 60 points, no more, no less! Another public course "Introduction to Mao Zedong Thought" didn't take a class, but got a high score of 95 points! So I understand that exams not only test knowledge, but also test interpersonal relationships.

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Totally good.

Maybe you got 59 points the first time and only 50 points the second time. By the third time, you already lack confidence! In fact, even if it goes well, it's not interesting. Maybe you are still afraid to talk to foreigners, or you can't understand an English news report at all!

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scholarship

It is certainly glorious to get a scholarship, but it is not necessarily a good thing to get it. A brother won a third-class scholarship and was forced to treat him. After a meal, I spent 4 10 yuan, and the third-class scholarship was for 400 yuan! Hehe, the dumb eat coptis, but they can't say what they are suffering from. Damn scholarship, don't let it be!

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The first kiss

When my girlfriend and I kissed for the first time in the cinema, I almost threw up because I was not used to the taste of her saliva. I said to her, "Shall we stop kissing?" She said, "Good!" Because she threw up before I wanted to throw up! This is my first kiss, a romantic event.

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Valentine's day

Every boy's memory of Valentine's Day is retrogressive. I don't understand. Are those roses better than the fish-flavored shredded pork in Sichuan restaurant? I remember that on Valentine's Day, I bought my girlfriend a bunch of roses at the price of 20 yuan. The smile on her face is so exaggerated. He gave me a dull hug in front of the whole class! Valentine's Day, a holiday when foreign devils want to harm people!

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Lovelorn/abandoned

When we parted, she said, "I'm numb to you!" " "I replied," I hope you can find happiness! " "Before long, she had a new boyfriend, a self-taught student and a princeling. Later, I heard that she was dumped after being played. The last time I saw her was not long ago. She said she shouldn't break up with me. I smiled. Remembering knowing her, she lent me a copy of Young Werther. Looking at her distant back, I cried silently. ...

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tencent qq

It doesn't matter if there is no phone number, but there can't be a qq number. Cough and beep echoed around the beam for three days, and netizens spread all over the country, even as far away as the other side of the earth, and communication changed from real society to virtual world. Sadly, we never take the initiative to say to the people around us, "Hello, can we talk?"

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astrology

If you don't know starcraft, you are either a girl or an idiot. The war between Terran, Zerg and Protoss lasted for four years. Everyone forgets to eat and sleep online. Every night when the power goes out, someone always comforts and says, "Go to sleep, and we will continue to play tomorrow!" " "Tomorrow, tomorrow, there will be starcraft?

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computer

When buying a computer, everyone has their own grand plan, learn programming, learn software and hardware, don't play games, and make good use of the network! In fact, the more people swear, the crazier they play behind. Look, which computer is not playing games, chatting online and watching DVD? Computer, except girlfriend's most time-consuming friend!

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Long vacation

May Day and National Day, two rare long holidays. Go, go, go, go where you want to go. Xinjiang in the west, Shanghai in the east, Harbin in the north and Guangzhou in the south! A brother arrived in Hangzhou and made a phone call by the West Lake. We said, "You are so happy!" On the other end of the phone, he replied: "Behind happiness, there are countless silver lying in the wilderness and dying!" " "

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situation

Wait, wait, wait, wait until China finally qualify. Magic coach Milu! On the day of watching the ball game, everyone sat together and was happy or worried about the situation! The days of watching the ball have passed, and what remains in my heart are rare memories!

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canteen

When I first arrived at school, I saw such a big canteen and thought I could always find my love. Later, I found out that after walking around with a rice basin for two times, I still couldn't find any food to swallow! I barely got something to coax my stomach, and left two caterpillars and three stones on the table after eating! This is our life!

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Bicycle; Bicycle exercise

I have been in college for four years and bought five bicycles, the most of which were ridden for a year, and the least was only half a day! Brother thief who steals cars always has clever means to make your solid car lock vulnerable! The economics teacher gave an example to illustrate the balance between supply and demand. He said, "People can easily buy dirty cars because thieves can easily get them." The current bicycle market is basically in a state of balance between supply and demand! "Just like you can't buy a bike unless you drop it.

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Poor; poor

Freshman is rich, sophomore is a little short of money, junior is poor, and senior life is getting harder and harder! In fact, money has not decreased, but increased! Spending a sum on a girlfriend is another sum on a friend's party. Everything costs money, and you have to be poor!

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tutor

I remember the first time I went to tutor, my heart kept ringing like a small drum. After doing it for the first time, my confidence doubled, which turned out to be a very easy thing. I usually play as usual, and when I need a tutor, I put on new clothes, like a teacher. In fact, I am like a teacher in front of my students. When I go back to school, the teacher is afraid to see me!

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do part-time jobs

I went to copy an advertisement for a company, and I was busy all afternoon until my waist was sore and my legs were weak. Then the supervisor said to me, "Here, this is your salary!" " "When I took it happily, I almost fainted, only a poor dollar and fifty cents! In my diary that day, I wrote the following sentence: Is my contribution really for the poor's one yuan and fifty cents? No, what I want is the process of getting it and the explosion at the center of this process!

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internship

I went to Shanghai for internship in my junior summer vacation, visited every day, and double Q every night! In addition, a student from Agricultural University went to the countryside of Hebei for an internship. Someone killed a sheep and stayed for half a month, and then it was over! Back to school, the internship unit wrote: "These students are far from our requirements!" We just woke up suddenly. For three years, we have learned nothing!

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Entrust sb. with care

People who want to go abroad are busy selling, taking classes in New Oriental, reciting TOEFL words and gre. Their books are always full of tapes and word books. Is it fashionable or necessary to go abroad?

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Take the postgraduate entrance examination

When I was in my senior year, I was the busiest student, studying all night and attending graduate classes every day. Those who don't want to take the postgraduate entrance examination are busy with their own work, and when they find it, they begin to fall asleep every day. In fact, there are some people who are even more boring, that is, protecting researchers. I don't need to find a job, I don't need an exam, and I'm so bored that I actually played a game of catching mice in the dormitory!

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to apply for a job

I copied a lot of job information, took off my jeans and T-shirts, put on my suit awkwardly, and ran around the job fair, hating my lack of certificates and complaining that my parents were not prominent people. Hey, life is about to start. From condescending to signing a contract as long as there is a unit, my mind has suffered numerous blows and finally married myself! There is only one feeling, so tired and tired!

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Party; assembly

It's time to bid farewell to the dinner party. Getting drunk is a common thing. The relationship that should end will end soon. What's the point of procrastination? The purpose of gathering is only for the coming separation. We broke up, will we meet again?

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graduate

The school posted a notice at the entrance of the building: graduates must leave school on time before 6 o'clock on a certain day! Scarlet characters tore everyone's hearts! This is obviously my dear alma mater kicking us out! I still remember the sign welcoming new students when I entered the school, but now, we are leaving the school! Postgraduate entrance examination, work and going abroad are all done. Go if you want. No one is allowed to cry when we leave school!

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Some of them are quite suitable!

I hope you can have a preliminary understanding of college life after reading it.

But the last party and leaving school were really a little sad!