A funny sentence

first, it's not only talent that is brilliant, but also waist fat.

Second, God is fair. He gave you a Zhang Chou face and will definitely give you a home without money.

third, the most useless thing in the world is the salary slip, which makes you angry and makes you too careful to wipe your ass.

Fourth, when I take a bath in summer, I always feel that I am helping mosquitoes wash vegetables!

5. Parents fool their children to call education, children fool their parents to call deception, and mutual deception to call the generation gap!

6. wechat is full of news, QQ is full of push, and SMS is full of 186, okay? I'm alone.

7. You still have to dream, otherwise you will talk to others after drinking too much.

VIII. "What can make a woman disfigure quickly?" "Remove Meitu Xiu Xiu from her mobile phone."

9. Time is not pig feed, and time is not a knife to kill pigs. The reason why time has become feed and knife is that you are a pig.

1. If you are the one, the female guest will turn off a man's light again, and the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can turn off the whole floor.

Xi. I really envy those dogs who can live for more than 2 years in a row. If they are lucky, they can live for a lifetime!

12. If the teacher's lecture speed is like a 4G signal, then Xueba is connected to wifi, others use 3G network to receive it, and others use 2G network to receive it, but I am disconnected!

XIII. If poverty limits our imagination, why can I think of so many ways to save money?

XIV. Every time I want to eat abstinence, I comfort myself like this: Beauty and ugliness are determined by fate, and fatness are in heaven, and heaven wants me to be fat, so I leave it to fate!

XV. Say that money is evil, and everyone is fishing; Say that beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the heights are too cold, and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say that heaven is the best, and don't go.

16. Being single is not guilty, but making others single is guilty.

Seventeen, girls often want to find a white horse, but when they open their eyes, they find that the world is full of gray donkeys.

18. When you stop to have a rest, don't forget that others are still running, so please try to stretch out your legs and trip him up!

XIX. The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in telling a lie.