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I can’t live in Chaoyanggou in Henan Opera for the rest of my life but I can’t live in Jianpu

Henan Henan Opera Chaoyanggou (Library)

Yinhuan: The great construction of the motherland is making rapid progress

I can’t finish reading the endless news of victory

< p> Rural areas are a vast world for young people

If I don’t take a thousand roads, I choose mountainous areas

Leave the city to go to the countryside to receive education

A group of students left Another batch without hesitation

Oh my god

When did you agree to let me go

I wish I could fly with my wings

You, you, you

I wrote to urge you not to see you

Could it be that there is no post office in the county?

The peach blossoms are withering, the pear blossoms are blooming, and the willows are blooming

In the blink of an eye, half a year has passed and I am worried and anxious

Yinhuan and others:

Walk a ridge to climb over a mountain

The air in the ravine is so fresh and refreshing

Rows of fruit trees and weirs

The terraces wrap around the mountainside layer by layer

The working people dress up the mountains and rivers with their hands

How much sweat Pour it inside

The clear water flows continuously in spring and summer

Looking up to the falling water rock

A clear spring flows through a ten-mile canal

In the old society, there were nine droughts in ten years in our mountainous area

It was more difficult to get water than to get oil

Color photos of cows and sheep all over the mountain

Little Myolie Like garlic braid bending the branches

Before the liberation, the owners occupied every inch of land

After the liberation, the party leadership was what it is today

Why was the mountain cut in half

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Use stones to build canals and ask them to move homes

How could you see this magnificent scene in school

Chaoyanggou is a good place with a well-deserved reputation

I will become Wang Yinhuan I became a commune member

I will never be tired of living here for the rest of my life

Another version:

Walk a ridge to climb a mountain

The air in the ravine is really fresh

This mountain is like a lion rolling a hydrangea ball

The red phoenix in the mountain range is fanning its wings towards the sun

The clear sky is clear The water continues in spring and summer

Looking up to the falling water rock

It looks like a pearl roller blind

The wild flowers on the slope are one after another

Layers of terraced fields wrap around the mountainside

Little hares run across the mountain and jump over rocks

What kind of bird is this nodding and calling

Dongshan Tou Niu The sheep bleated wildly

The little shepherd boy shouted and cracked his whip

Peach trees, pear trees and apple trees covered the sky and covered the earth

The red pear fruit resembled garlic Braids bend the branches

Rapeseed flowers flutter with butterflies in the wind

Crop seedlings are as green as tapestries

Chaoyanggou lives up to its reputation as a good place

< p> I won’t be bored living here all my life

Yinhuan Shuanbao:

Over a mountain and across a depression

This land is planted What crops are they?

This field is planted with millet

That field is planted with Japanese melons

I know this field is corn

Needless to say which piece is castor

It is not castor but cotton

I know this piece is nepeta

It is not nepeta but sesame< /p>

I hope you come to our house

Say what you know

Don’t just talk in layman’s terms

The neighbors will hear you

Even if you don’t laugh to tears, you will laugh to tears

Shuanbao:

Ever since you wrote to go to the countryside

Chaoyanggou has been very busy these days. Busy

The old party secretary’s publicity meeting

The second aunt put red and green slogans all over the wall

The little sister picks up the village several times a day

My mother can’t sleep because the nights are long

My father always says there is hope when he meets people

Someone can help with scientific research and breeding of improved seeds

Our going to the countryside today is like fighting

If your mother says a word, you will hand over your gun and surrender

To make a revolution, it is not just about beautiful declarations

Only actions can measure your thoughts

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The poor and lower-middle peasants are looking forward to us with all their hearts

Hope that we will wait for us to go to the countryside as soon as possible

We will not wait for noon in the morning

We will not wait for noon. Afternoon

Looking forward to you every day and thinking about you every night

Waiting for you, hoping for you, missing you, missing you

Who knows your heart

Than that popsicle It’s still cold

Nanny Shuan:

I’m really sad when I see the new quilt

Complain to my mother-in-law, you’re a stupid wife

Yinhuan She is on the right track if she wants to go to the countryside

You shouldn't hold her back

I won't be upset if you don't come to my village

I shouldn't say I am Laoshanwo

Deep mountains and wild ravines have existed since ancient times

I am no longer taller than Xin

Since I established the People’s Commune

I don’t have to worry about food, and I don’t have to worry about drinking.

Planting trees on barren hills for thousands of years

Clear rivers flowing on dry land for thousands of years

You said my mountain is high and the road is far away

I have already passed the car this year

As long as it is Yinhuan, she has made up her mind

It’s all in vain if you talk so hard

You Come and see me spend time in the girl's village

Let me see where you put your old face

My wife had a good dream last night

She dreamed of the silver ring in front of her Come and see me smiling as soon as I walk in the door

Call me mother first and then father

I work very well in the fields

Help my wife learn culture

< p> I was so happy that I couldn’t say anything in my heart

The old man was pushing me aside

Old man, you haven’t been a mother-in-law in your whole life

I suddenly woke up and heard the chicken Called three times

My eyes never closed one night

Bao Niang Shuan:

Yinhuan'er, don't worry too much

< p> We have a good harvest here every year

The cotton grows in vain

The radish is green and green

The wheat seeds are full and full

The cabbage grows like a penis

Your father can work all year round

Your sister has been diligent since she was a child

The whole family has five members including you

You are a student from the city again

Ring the bell in our team

Your sister and your father-in-law

You two leave in front of each other

< p> The two men will follow

Men, women, old and young will join the battle

Our whole family will work together

We will each show our abilities to change the poor ravines

Second aunt:

My nephew wrote to me in the army

One after another came in

He is always concerned about our production

You write it

Every year in the ravine gets better and better

Thousands of people are happy and thousands of people are smiling and contented

Working like a Fighting on the front line

Determined and motivated despite the storm

The apple trees in Ye Cao Bay are blooming and bearing fruit

The fish raised in the reservoir weigh five pounds each

The walnut trees on the rope slope cover the sky

There are flocks of cattle and sheep in the Daqingzhuang livestock farm

Secretary Liu of the county leads the exploration team

< p> From the east mountain to the west mountain

From the root of the mountain to the top of the mountain

Red flags are planted all over Yangpo Nao

He said that our valley is a cornucopia

You write

I have never had any health problems in the past three years

The old kid said I am made of steel

You write me the old branch secretary Just kidding

He said I had removed two wrinkles

Then he wrote that you would also come to our village to settle down

A high school student came to the valley to become a farmer

< p>Bao Niang Shuan:

Yinhuan you

How should I view myself

In my opinion, you have shortcomings and achievements

I am very angry about going to the countryside.

You will come here as long as you change your mind. Mountain area

The commune members go to bed late and get up early to increase production

You are also the bright moon in the third night, you are more active

The whole village sees it and is happy in their hearts

They say that you are enthusiastic and hardworking in your work

You should be more strict with yourself

We will be unswerving in building Xinshan District

Poor and lower-middle peasants are all Treat you as a treasure

I hope you will make great achievements in the countryside

I hope you will move forward and not go backward

But you can’t carry your culture as a burden

Shuan Bao:

We have been in school for three years

We talked about everything when we got along

I will never forget that you asked me to watch Dong Cunrui

Do you remember that I told you to watch Liu Hulan

Dong Cunrui died for the people

Liu Hulan shed his blood for the motherland

We watched it over and over again

Your blue pen touched my red circle

I was moved to tears

You also wrote poems and posted them beside the bed

The two of us have decided to become Communists

We must be determined to be an aspiring young man

You said that we will do whatever the party tells us to do

Decision You can't be picky and bargain over price

What you said, what you said

You forgot every word

Think of the martyrs Bibi Zan

Yes Don’t be afraid of any hardships

If you want to go far away, just go

I am determined to work in the countryside for a hundred years

Yinhuan:

Walking over a ridge to climb a ditch

The mountains and rivers are still refreshing and the wind is gentle

The cows and sheep on the east mountain are bleating

I take a step forward and my heart Adding a layer of sadness to my head

When I first went to the countryside, the wild flowers smiled at me

Now when I see them, I frown and shake my head

I force myself to look back at the door of Shuanbao< /p>

I will never forget that your family kept me here

Your mother worried enough to keep me here

The kind-hearted Party Secretary Li was worried about me

Little sister ran back and forth to keep me here

Shuanbao you to keep me here

Criticized and encouraged strict requirements

This is when I go to the countryside The road we have passed

Here I am learning to hoe the fields.

Those are the sweet potatoes we carry water to plant.

This is the early autumn that I hoed with my own hands.

That’s the apple and pear tree you grafted

In the blink of an eye, it has become thicker and thicker

The crop seedlings have just been unearthed shortly after being sent to the countryside

Come to Xiaodunliu after autumn, from Dachunjian to Xiaodunliu

The members work hard to ride the wind and waves

I am like a ship that has lost its rudder, drifting with the current

Take a step I couldn't get enough of it even after just one look

I took a step forward and a tear filled my throat

I went home to meet my classmates and friends

What should I say to socialize?

It is better to take one step back and two steps back than not to go

Thousand-story mountains cannot cover my face with shame

I will go wherever I go

It’s so hard to leave Chaoyanggou and so unforgettable

I ask with all my heart about the good crops

It’s hard to leave and lose them

(Together) Chaoyanggou has another bumper harvest this year

People stay and land stays too

Shuanbao:

Comrade Yinhuan, please stop and let me say it again

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Even if you leave right away, you will wait for me to finish

We have just arrived in the countryside and we are standing side by side here

You made an oath on behalf of the classmates

You said that the revolutionary martyrs dedicated their youth to the people

The new generation should continue their ambition and sweat the mountains

Comrade Yinhuan, raise your head and look up the mountain

Who is this person? Stand firm and look at your silver ring

Every inch of soil in Chaoyanggou is stained with sweat and blood

I said that if necessary, I dare to brave the fire and sea of ??knives

The old party secretary recalled the bitterness and sweetness that night

Lighting Have you ever written a diary entry?

Have you ever shed a few tears in your diary?

Expressing your determination to change the land and the future in the countryside

Silver Ring, where do you express your determination? Determined to make an oath

Talking with bold words

Why why?

When encountering setbacks, you (I) completely forget about myself

2 Aunt:

I look forward to coming during the day and waiting at night

Chaoyanggou welcomes you as a new recruit again

I have heard that you want to enter the ravine

Dedicated to being a farmer in the valley

The whole village, old and young, are happy

I welcome you on behalf of the ladies

Old party secretary:

Quan The commune inspected the Leap Forward Plan

The construction of mountainous areas has been paid close attention to

The water in the Dropwater Rock hangs high on the cliff

The natural gap has been formed over thousands of years< /p>

This time we have to make it listen to us

Pull the strings for socialism

How big is the gap

How big is the flow

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Design it yourself

Draw it yourself

Build a hydropower station with local methods

If the party branch plans to participate, you must participate< /p>

Second aunt, Shuan Baoniang, Yinhuan mother, Yinhuan, Qiaozhen:

My mother-in-law, please sit down

Let’s talk about what’s on our minds

My mother-in-law, let’s sit down

Let’s just pull it out

Sister-in-law, come to my house

Try the big watermelon in my ravine

Ever since Yinhuan left home

I know you are always worried about me

She went out without a quilt

She left home in a hurry

< p> Go to your house and take a look

What is the bedding and covering?

I made a new set of bedding

New interior, new appearance, new cotton

She has never farmed at home

She has not even picked up a hoe once

She can do all the work at home

Nine out of ten people praised her< /p>

You are also willing to work hard and have culture

Don’t worry about being someone? What? What?----

Be an agricultural scientist

Yes, to be an agricultural scientist

She doesn’t know how to do needlework

Her wrists feel numb when carrying a bowl

She doesn’t need to stick to food and clothing

< p> Now we have a coincidence

Don’t worry, sister-in-law

My mother-in-law will not make it difficult for her

She was born with good drinking water at home

< p> Tea three times a day

Boiled water all day long

Two tea bottles and thermoses

My mother-in-law is a loyal person

Sister-in-law As close as a mother

Her son-in-law is a good commune member

Her father-in-law

Her father-in-law is an old expert in farming

Although they have quarreled Two words

Complaining about my poor skills and attitude

One family does not speak two languages

My mother treats me like her own mother

< p> Our family must listen to the party

Chaoyanggou is our home