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The way to express love at school needs to be a little more romantic. It’s too old to place candles and so on. Does anyone have a creative way? Bonus points for good ones.
Buy a platform ticket, find her (his) seat, and use lipstick outside the train
Draw a heart on the window and write I love you and other words .
In this way, when she looks out the window along the way, she will always see your heart first.
Even if she is shy, she cannot erase it.
Go to the amusement park with him and play trapeze together. The moment he jumps off, he shouts I love you
Write a sentence every day, put a stamp on it and send it to her\him.
I saw it in a certain movie. I took pictures of the sky every day, developed the photos and filled a big box with them. I gave them to her after a long time and told her, this is how I miss you every day.
Inside the subway bound for spring.
The one who writes each word of "I want to know you" on a piece of paper, holds up each word to take a photo, then develops it, then rolls it back into the film, and gives the film to the other person... La la la la... I saw it
On a summer night, he drove me to the airport and parked on a flight path. We opened the sunroof and listened to music
I lay down and watched. Frequent planes flew low over our heads
We went out for a trip, and when we got off the bus, the tour guide said: Please take your valuables with you. He took my hand and said, "Come on, valuables." It made me feel so romantic at that time
Before his birthday in another place, I drew a big poster and sent it to his friend, asking his friend to get up early that day and stick the poster in a conspicuous place on campus, and then the world Disappeared and stopped contacting him before his birthday
Sent him a lot of daily medicine, stickers and warm words for each one...
Took me to the amusement park and fished for dolls together , drive racing cars together, and play tanks together. . . I feel so small, like I was a kid again
No matter how romantic you are when you have love
No matter how romantic you are without love
Buy a big bouquet of flowers! Give it to someone else’s girlfriend! ! ! ! !
Buy two tickets and ask, will you elope with me
On her birthday, I was walking with her on the bustling street and saw a big graffiti on the wall that said happy birthday and her name; or write her name on each balloon and let your friend pretend to be a balloon deliverer on the street so that everyone who gets the balloons knows her birthday..
On her On her birthday
Write a love letter
Use a balloon to hang up to her window
In fact, there is still a little bear
There are really not so many balloons to catch the little bear
But she still kept that balloon after she knew we broke up
I want us to be locked in a cage in the zoo together and live like wild beasts
Write down a look, gesture, or expression that you like or admire about him (her) every day, and let him (her) see it.
There are many in our school
On girls’ birthdays
A boy wrote a lot of affectionate or funny posters
all over the school Posted, it was very sensational
There was also a hand-painted tinker bell that many girls liked
It was hung all over the tree-lined road she passed by
I gave one as a gift Give me the whistle, with a note:
"Whenever I hear this whistle, I will stand upright in front of you and obey your orders."
On the anniversary, I received an envelope. When I opened it, I saw it was a "letter of guarantee."
It reads:
“I promise:
In my heart, my wife will always be the most beautiful.
My wife’s happiness is greater than all happiness .
……”
20 guarantees. Then there's a big void.
The brackets at the end read:
"The blank space above is left for my wife to add at any time and is guaranteed to be valid."
Finally, there is the signature, date, and a cute fingerprint... .-_-!!!
He would write down some thoughts between the two of them almost every day, and wait until the anniversary to form a long letter and send it to me.
"Hundred Days" is 6999 words, "Our Half Year" is 8209 words, "The Best Year of the Year" is 14220 words...
Write out what you want to say to him. , cut it open, and let him puzzle it out, and you will know if you put it together correctly~
Ha, I thought of it on the spur of the moment, it must be fun! !
Perhaps you should go directly to the downstairs of her dormitory, and then use your mobile phone to make a long-distance roaming call to her
Say: Dear, look downstairs in your dormitory, there is a Fool is waiting for you...
He helps me take off my clothes every night when I go to bed, saying that wearing them will make sleeping uncomfortable. Then I press the quilt and kiss my forehead...
On the day he graduated, we went into the school piano room with him, played his favorite tune for him, and then said, "Congratulations, you graduated."
I pulled him, stood in the middle of the road and said, "Let's die for love together!"
I made a calendar. In the month of our anniversary, there was a small secret box after each date, starting from the first At the beginning of the day, I opened a box every day, which contained different chocolates and candies. When I arrived at the anniversary box, I put an engagement ring and rose petals inside^_^
In a very old tree Make a wish under the tree
Put the wish in a beer bottle and bury it
Then watch the sun go down together
Give the other person a meaningful book
Draw a comic strip pattern on each page
The pattern will move when you turn the pages
Call me at 6 am from an unknown number
ta is me
My grace
ta I, love, you
Me? Well.
ta Well
Hang up
The most romantic thing I have ever encountered in my life
Secretly log into my BLOG, write a diary and make it public
When I I felt so touched and romantic when I found out
I sent him 8 LOMO photos for his birthday.
There is a sentence in logical order behind each photo.
Arrangement The best sequence is I LOVE YOU.
There was a quarrel and he broke up at two o'clock in the morning.
Then neither of them actually slept.
At almost six o'clock in the morning When clicking.
Two people sent text messages to each other at the same time.
Me: Husband, are you kidding me?
He: Wife , when I didn’t say it was good before?
There is an advertisement for a ring.
The man tied a rope on the woman’s ring finger.
Then walked to the maze. Center.
A ring slides over.
I like this so much
Write a letter to her, publish it on the reader, and let her learn from it See
The scene with Cara Knightley in "Love Actually".
The groom's friend who fell in love with the bride
The bride's bright smile was everywhere in the camera.
He finally confessed to the bride on Christmas Eve and returned the phone with a tape recorder. Knocking on the door (her husband was upstairs) and showing her one by one, he turned around and left without any words.
The girl I caught up with him, kissed him and ran away. He said ENOUGH to himself
Haha, I like to call my husband a dog, because his little nose is very similar, haha.
One day he gave me a toy dog.
He also said that he would give you two dogs, one for you to hold in your arms and the other to hold you to sleep.
I just thought it was so cute, haha
I was suddenly picked up and spun around on a deserted road in the middle of the night and screamed in fear`
He went to watch a concert Yes, the singer sang the song I love. He called me and sang along. I only heard him singing... -____-
I took a lot of photos, only scenery and no people. A sweet place for two people to be together. Develop the photos and record the sweet feeling of two people on the back of each photo. Give him this stack of photos filled with happy words.
I met a boy who wrote a love letter in his college entrance examination mock test essay. The teacher gave him a score of 55 and a total score of 60.
A small-scale classic
I eat steamed buns , she was eating steamed buns with pickles...
While cooking in the kitchen, he suddenly appeared like a ghost and put his arm around my waist.
Pay attention to his/her route and remember the numbers of public telephones on the roadside. If he/she passes by, call that number. If you are lucky, he/she will answer.
We went to the supermarket together, doing big shopping, and walked past the shelf with chewing gum. He asked me if I wanted to buy a box. I joked with him casually. If you love me, don’t buy it for me, but steal it for me. , he said I was crazy and had psychological problems, so forget it. We laughed and walked away to buy other things. After paying the bill, as soon as we walked out of the supermarket door, he said, my dear, spread your hands. I was stunned. , did as he was told, and he took something out of his jacket pocket and patted it in my hand---the box of chewing gum I asked him to steal just now
I had no idea when he stole it
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Xiang Nan said that he promised Xiaoyun that he would give her a gift every time he went to a city
On his birthday, we went out very late, at 2 o'clock in the middle of the night, on the way home, we passed by the square. , it was used for publicity. I took the hot air balloon with the slogan. I said, let me give you a special birthday gift.
I pulled the balloon down
It was such a big balloon. It’s such a long and thick thread
Then, I lay on it, let out the air, then folded it and took it home
When I liked him, I wanted to wait until some time to leave. Every time I went there, I would send him a photo of the sky in that place without writing a name.
When I finally left there, he disappeared. The heart is gone too.
There was a time when he was in a bad mood and asked him what he wanted to see most in winter. He said, sunflowers, because they represent sunshine and make you feel very warm. Take a few hours train to go to a big city to buy some. I held a big bouquet of sunflowers in winter, and then when I went back at midnight, I fell asleep. I was in a hurry when I got off the train and forgot to take the flowers. The moment the train started, I suddenly realized that I was looking at it on the platform. The train left, crying desperately, crying desperately.
p.s: I was still young at that time, only 20 years old. He loved very hard, but in the end I was just his lover. Not his girlfriend.
The train arrived at the station at 5 o'clock in the morning
He was not allowed to pick him up
He stayed in the Internet cafe all night
Suddenly appeared in On the platform...
Before going to bed, he would send me a text message asking me which way do you sleep today? I said I was used to sleeping on the left side, but he said fine, I would sleep on the right side!
It’s very romantic to hold hands and walk on the road together...
We are in Wuzhen
Writing a lot of postcards face to face by the river
Lie on the table of the only small post office in Wuzhen again
Put the stamps one by one on them, put them in the mailbox and send them to each other
Each one has a different name and is cute Dear, there is also a secret code that only the two of us know
Each address is different, including his best male friends, female friends... He has not forgotten to send it to his parents
p>The two began to imagine how confused they were when they received the postcard
Living in Linshui Pavilion in Wuzhen
Slept until almost noon before getting up and lying down to read The sunlight reflects on the water waves on the roof
Opening the window and wearing pajamas to greet the tourists on the cruise ship
Facing their strange eyes
He actually secretly Kiss me
On the way to travel
We showed off our happiness as we walked
We were in Wuzhen
Writing face to face by the river A lot of postcards
Lie on the table of the only small post office in Wuzhen
Affix stamps one by one, put them in the mailbox and send them to each other
Each Each one has a different title, including cute darling, and a secret code that only the two of us know
Each one has a different address, including his best male friend, female friend... and... Didn’t forget to send it to Mom and Dad
The two began to imagine how confused they would be when they received the postcard
Living in Linshui Pavilion in Wuzhen
Sleeping It was almost noon before I got up and lay down to watch the sunlight reflecting on the water waves on the roof
Open the window and wear pajamas to say hello to the tourists on the cruise ship coming and going
Facing their strange eyes
He actually kissed me secretly
On the way to travel
We showed off our happiness as we walked
A man once told me He said that he would suddenly pick up his girlfriend and rush to the church to get married in any possible place abroad
I once sent him the air around us, such as the air in our favorite park, the air where we live The air of our little room, the air of our favorite restaurant. . . Anyway, it’s the air filled with our sweet memories! Put it into a small bottle, label it, and put it in a nice little box. Air collection is very simple. Fill a small bottle with water and pour the water out where you want to collect air. The air will come in and be relatively pure.
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It was the first time we went to the classroom to study together. . . He was found scribbling on a newspaper.
Later, when he was about to leave, I hid the newspaper back and read it while he was not paying attention. It read:
Without your city, I become a man without love. . .
I just want to walk with you in my life. .
Believe in love and keep your promise
My name is written all over the other side of the newspaper. . . .
I still have that newspaper.
Two people were wearing couple's costumes.
The girl's clothes were made of flesh and bones
The boy was a puppy
He said: You can do origami ? Then he said: You are so stupid and you can’t even think about it
I said: Tsk, I can do it very well. I can fold trash cans, pianos, origami cranes, and I still have a lot of good things to do
He said: Can the flowers know it?
Me:. . . No
Then I, a fool, struggled to learn how to fold roses from him. . .
He said: Look, call you stupid for being so slow
Me:. . .
Him: Wait for me
Then I will receive real roses
Haha
I will support you...
When I was restless, he came over and hugged me tightly, patted my head and said: "Silly boy, don't be afraid, I'm there"
At school One I "overheard" in the cafeteria, I didn't mean to eavesdrop.
Girl: You buy so much every time. I have gained 3 pounds this month.
Boy: I don’t mind.
Girl: I mind.
Boys: What’s wrong with being fatter? No one will chase you when you are fat, and you are mine alone. Hehe
I can’t remember the relationship with my boyfriend. ...
But what I remember as very romantic was that in my first year when I went to school out of town, my mother secretly sent a message to my roommate and said that she would give me a hug for my birthday. In my impression, my mother was always serious about words. I complained before school started
There was another time when I fell asleep on the window sill and woke up to see my mother standing by, afraid that I would fall but not daring to wake me up
1 . I accidentally discovered that the password for one of his accounts was myloveris"xxxx" (xxxx is my name).
2. Once he mentioned that he had always wanted to have a brother, and he said: "Then you When you need a brother, treat me as your brother; when you need a husband, treat me as your husband. Okay?"
Use a drift bottle to record every bit of our words
Then I drifted down the river and shared it with the people I found it
Purposely wearing very high heels to meet him and soaking his feet
Then I made him feel bad and asked me to take off my shoes. Pick me up by the waist
I went to KTV with my friends and ordered our hit song "I Just Love You". When I reached the climax, I called him and asked him to listen to the words "I just love you, love you." You will never leave me. ”
The most romantic thing I have ever done is...
Sleeping on the rooftop (because it’s very hot in the summer). Make a mat and cover yourself with a blanket
Fall asleep counting the stars, and wake up with the first ray of sunshine in the morning
It’s a very romantic feeling, using the ground as your bed. Tianweibei
One time during a game, I couldn’t find my jersey. I called her and asked her where the jersey she washed for me was. She said it was in her car. I got angry at that time. , and asked her to send it to me quickly.
When I got the clothes, I suddenly found that they had not been washed, were dirty and smelled of sweat. I asked her what was going on, and she cried and said to me: She just wanted to wear my jersey. If I sit on the seat of her car, then no matter where she goes, she will feel my presence, feel that I am holding her, and can breathe my scent.
I was very touched at the time. I picked up a pen and wrote on the jersey: I can give you the whole world, of course I can also give up the whole world for you. Then I signed my name and drew her smiling face with my heart. Circle it!
Afterwards, I took her little hand and walked out of the competition field, gave up the competition, put her back on the car seat, and told her, I am everything to her~ She will always be everything to me!
During the Chinese Valentine's Day, I bought 111 roses each in 9 colors: red, yellow, blue, green, pink, purple, champagne, flesh color and two-color, a total of 999 roses. Deliberately put it in the trunk to pick her up.
When she saw the car full of roses, she said to me in a very aggrieved manner: I hate you~!
I asked her in confusion: Why?
She said: Except for you, a big playboy, I will never be moved by a rose from any man again.
We went to take a photo shoot, and while we were waiting for the photos, we were sitting on the edge chatting. Suddenly, we saw him blowing air very silly. I thought there were feathers or something on the head, but I didn't see anything. Then he said, I'm helping you blow out the cigarette. I know you don't like the smell of cigarettes.
ps: The man smoking seemed to be far away from us, and I didn’t smell the smoke at all that day
But I felt so happy~~so romantic~~~
We had just met at that time
There was a student union meeting in the evening
There was a girl between me and him
There was a sudden power outage
I felt someone pull my arm
Then he took my hand
I turned my head and saw his eyes
The dim light outside I saw his smiling face
It’s been almost two years
I always remember that look in my eyes
It’s good to go to Hong Kong to watch the fireworks at Christmas. After all, it’s the third largest city in the world. Great night scene;
It would be nice to take a walk in the early morning in Phoenix...
It’s a pity that no one has come with me yet
While waiting to meet on a date, he rode The motorcycle came over and said seriously: Hey! Xiaoni! Do you want to ride a motorcycle or not? Cheap.
The people rubbing hands all around are staring at us...
I remember my last birthday, but he told me happy birthday. I feel like my friends don’t remember my birthday, it’s a bit Little sad. He texted everyone we knew and asked them to wish me a happy birthday. As a result, on the night of my birthday, I received nearly 100 birthday wishes. I felt very happy to have such a person by my side.
What I heard:
Just because the girl said that being the last one to get off work every night makes a person feel lonely
So, the boy would pick him up at seven o'clock every night She
Then he gave her something
A bouquet of fresh small wild chrysanthemums
There was a brilliant patch of small wild chrysanthemums at his place of work
He hopes that his company will make her not lonely, and he also hopes that she can share his happiness~
We DIY a xinxing card every day.
Each of them writes what they miss about the other person. Then swap.
There is question time content.
Now there are almost 300. .
Colorful heart cards. .
Look at it when you miss him. .
Very happy
Every time I see grandpa and grandma holding hands, I feel very romantic. Growing old together is the most romantic thing~
I went on a business trip and called him late at night to say I missed him.
After hanging up the phone, he sent a text message saying, I am at the door of your hotel.
It turned out that he came here right after work. It took more than 4 hours to get here from that city.
Well~this is not mine~it belongs to a classmate in our class
That class~Female Sociology~
Then the teacher will talk about partners ~~
Well~ after the lecture~
The teacher said it was still early, so I would like to ask a student from each group to talk
It depends on what you want to do with What kind of person does he live?
Then he clicked on a guy
The guy’s face turned red and he pointed at another girl (they were not lovers, the guy had a crush on that girl) Female) said
I want to spend my life with her
Then I saw the girl’s mouth opened wide
I guess she was also scared
After we were all frightened for a few seconds
Everyone woke up
We were shouting and making noise~~Haha~
I accidentally didn’t follow The boss greeted him and asked him not to add green onions to the noodles. . .
Then he looked at me struggling to eat the noodles and said, "Look at me~" Then he took a spoon and kept scooping, and got all the green onions out of the soup
1. Sitting on the subway on Line 5, he was reading quietly next to me. I wrote "I miss you" with a pen on a willow leaf I just picked. After reading it, he put the leaf into the book without saying a word and used it as a bookmark. I think he should be very happy mentally at the moment!
2. One time when we were shopping at night, his feet were blistered from his socks-less leather shoes, so I gave him my flip-flops to wear. He wore my size 37 slippers and I wore his size 40 leather shoes, and we wore each other's shoes to find a sock store.
3. On Children’s Day, he bought me 6 balloons. We rented a bicycle. I sat on the back and held his waist with one hand, and held 6 balloons with the other. With just a balloon, we rode back to the hotel along the West Lake. Passersby looked at us along the way. I felt very happy at the time.
4. Also, we planted seeds of a purple flower on the ground of the youth hostel. We made an appointment to come back to see these flowers later.
5. One evening, I took a walk by the West Lake. It suddenly started raining heavily, and we didn’t bring an umbrella. He took my hand and ran through the rain. At that time, I was completely soaked by the rain. I still felt very happy.
6. When you are in a crowded place, you cannot resist my request, so you smile shyly and make big love gestures to me with your hands.
7. One time I went to see him and my feet hurt when I walked in high heels. He said wait for me and then he bought me a pair of flip-flops.
I received a call from him in the early morning of the first day after the earthquake, saying that I had called him many times but could not get through.
I received a call from him in the afternoon of the first day after the earthquake, saying that I had Arrive in Chengdu
Stay with me after the earthquake
He asked: How much do you weigh?
I said: You will know if you hold him
Then he picked him up and spun around so happily
Once I went shopping with him for clothes, and I fell in love with a shirt , he said the collar didn’t look good. I said you are so picky!
At this time, the shopping guide said: "At first glance, this gentleman is a person who loves perfection."
At this time, he said: "How else could I have fallen in love with her?" It was a matter of course. Look at me with such a warm look
Hahahaha
Kiss me in the sea
On his birthday in the first year we were together, I used a Over the course of a month, I recorded two tapes for him. They were recording a little bit every day. Every day, I talked about how I felt about meeting him or what I missed about him, or hummed a few lines of his favorite songs. Listening to what he said, he I spent the whole night listening to it and was very moved.
Give him a book and write what you want to say on a page with a lot of blank space. Even if he never notices in his life
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