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The king said to the Lord, "A little more and you will be the master." Are there any other examples?
Bi Bei said: Why do couples want to divorce?
The towel said to the coin, son, if you put on the doctor's hat, you will be worth a hundred times.
The ruler said to Ruyi, Sister, the result has come out. You are pregnant with twins.
I said to the giant, I have three rooms and two halls, and the building area is the same as yours.
Lu always said: Compared with you, I am a family.
Jing said to Pin: Didn't you decorate your house?
Say to yourself: Is your company laying off staff?
Cathy told Sun that it is sunny today. Why don't you bring a straw hat?
One man said to another, unlike you young people, you can't walk without crutches.
Do the right thing: balance is the last word.
The soldier said to Qiu: Look how cruel the war is, and both legs are blown up.
Yuan said to the rabbit, I finally found a nest
Get the right point: buy a car?
Dan said to Dan: What bodyguard is timid?
Japan said to Japan: You should lose weight.
The man said to Cong: Hey, that couple, don't trample on the grass.
The earth said to Ugly: Don't think you look good in shoulder hair, but you are still old-fashioned in your bones.
The man said to the sheep, you are playing handstand, so you are betrayed.
Inch said: The old man bought a recliner.
Duo Jia said: practicing one-finger Zen like this is very harmful.
The mouth said to Tian: Jesus didn't put the cross in his mouth every day.
Japan said to Japan: You should lose weight.
Bi Bei said: Why do couples want to divorce?
The towel said to the coin, son, if you put on the doctor's hat, you will be worth a hundred times.
The ruler said to Ruyi, Sister, the result has come out. You are pregnant with twins.
I said to the giant, I have three rooms and two halls, and the building area is the same as yours.
Lu always said: Compared with you, I am a family.
Jing said to Pin: Didn't you decorate your house?
Say to yourself: Is your company laying off staff?
Cathy told Sun that it is sunny today. Why don't you bring a straw hat?
One man said to another, unlike you young people, you can't walk without crutches.
Do the right thing: balance is the last word.
The soldier said to Qiu: Look how cruel the war is, and both legs are blown up.
Yuan said to the rabbit, I finally found a nest
Get the right point: buy a car?
Dan said to Dan: What bodyguard is timid?
Japan said to Japan: You should lose weight.
The man said to Cong: Hey, that couple, don't trample on the grass.
The earth said to Ugly: Don't think you look good in shoulder hair, but you are still old-fashioned in your bones.
The man said to the sheep, you are playing handstand, so you are betrayed.
Inch said: The old man bought a recliner.
Duo Jia said: practicing one-finger Zen like this is very harmful.
The mouth said to Tian: Jesus didn't put the cross in his mouth every day.
The Japanese said, "It's time to lose weight! 」
The defenders said to Xu, "We are like twins."
I said to myself, "Did your company lay off staff? 」
He stopped and said, "Has the hat been blown away by the wind? 」
Hitch a ride and say, "Where are your pants? Are they embarrassed? " ? 」
The page said to the beard, "I haven't seen you for a few days. Did you grow a beard? 」
The king said to Tu, "Put on your hat and be careful of catching cold."
Tu said to the king, "where did you get this big hat?" 」
Cathy said to Sun, "It's sunny today. Why don't you wear a straw hat? 」
The fork said, "When did you get plastic surgery? What is the mole on your face? 」
Jing said to Pin, "Isn't your home decorated? 」
Lu always said, "Compared with you, my house has only four walls."
9 said to 6, "Why are you standing? Watch out for brain congestion! 」
You said to A, "When did you learn to stand on your head? 」
My husband said to the sky, "I finally look forward to that day."
Shit says to urine, "Dry and thin are just different."
"Hernia surgery is actually very simple," TEDA said.
He also said to her: "When you are the boss, do you still take a secretary when you go out? 」
Wood said to Liang, "Don't think I can't recognize you if I wear a vest! 」
C said to the couple, "When did you get married? 」
I want to say to leek, "Can we centipedes walk a tightrope?" 」
Dai said to Dan, "When did you learn to skateboard? 」
Da said to Shuang, "How did you get all the questions wrong?" ? 」
Zhuo said to the hood, "What headscarf do you want to wear to pretend to be bin Laden? 」
The female couple said, "Let's get married, that would be' good'"! 」
Ping said to Ping, "You and I are first-class disabled soldiers."
The soldier said to Qiu, "Look how cruel this war is! Both legs are blown up! 」
Yi said to ge, "don't think I'm afraid of you because you have a sword." You fight one on one! 」
I often say to Zhang, "You think you are Hou Yi. You have nothing to do, why are you carrying a bow all day? " 」
Miao said to Hao: I am younger than you and have no boyfriend. Of course, I also have some advantages.
"Teacher" said to "Shuai": If you don't even have a medal on your shoulder, you are the supreme commander, relying on a face!
"Lord" said to "Jade": Why should we gather wisdom? Instead of waiting for others to find themselves, try to show yourself!
"Wo" said to "Gan": Really, your family is so poor that you don't even have to wear a skirt?
"Qi" said to "Cry": I told you to practice your eloquence more. Now you are taught to cry.
"Ten" said to "Thousand": Climb that tall branch, and your identity will be different!
"Hui" said to "Yun": I have people above me, and of course I won't wander around like you.
"A" said to "No": This guy forgot his roots as soon as he came out, and he always sang against me!
"Xia" said to "Shang": Get married, our combination can make a hegemony!
The "ruler" excitedly said to "do": Sister, the test results have come out, and you are pregnant with twins!
The "towel" said to the "coin": Son, if you put on the doctor's hat, you will be worth a hundred times.
The "minister" said to the "giant": I have three rooms and two halls, and the area is the same as yours.
"Jing" said to "Pin": Is your home not decorated yet?
Zi said to Mu: Hehe, it seems that your boss is out of class.
"Money" said to "Sun": It's sunny, why don't you wear a straw hat?
"Man" said to "Man": I am not much better than you young people. I can't walk anywhere without crutches.
"Do" says to "Do": Balance is the last word!
"Bing" said to "Qiu": Look! How cruel the war is! Your leg was blown off!
"Zhan" said to "Dian": What, did you buy a car?
"He" said to "Dan": coward, with bodyguards all day.
"Japan" said to "Japan": You should lose weight long ago.
"Earth" said to "Ugly": Don't think that wearing a shawl will look good, but it is still old-fashioned in the bones.
"Inch" said to "Guo": Grandpa, did you buy a recliner?
"You" said to "A": Is it tiring to practice one finger meditation like this?
The fork said to you: When did you get your face fixed? What is the mole on your face?
"Bi" said to "Bei": Our husband and wife quarrel, so why divorce!
Lu said to Chang: Compared with you, my house is a fence.
"Da" said to "Tai": It's actually very simple to do hernia surgery.
Man said to Cong: Why haven't you had the separation operation yet?
Mu said to Shu: Cut! If you have a mole on your face, consider yourself a beauty.
"Shit" said to "urine": Dry and thin are just different.
"You" said to "bribe": It's easy to do things with money!
Ba said to Se: I want to have a knife, too. If my head falls off, I will be left behind!
The prisoner said to the man, I am as comfortable as you when I am not guilty!
Xiang said to Xiang, Brother, is it hard to be enslaved?
"Xian" said to "Fish": Dude, I haven't found someone yet. Don't be old-fashioned Let's change it.
Gaze said to Ding: Alas, it's a pity that he was born blind.
"Gaze" said to "Ding": Why do you have an eye?
"Xiang" said to Xiang: heartless guy, even looking at people is almost stupefied.
"Two" said to "you": We are in the same level and the same unit. How could I give you a little secret, but I didn't?
"Big" said to "Tian": Don't think that wearing a hat is worse than the sky. Taking off a hat is just like us.
Mu said to Tears: I told you not to get involved with that boy, but you just wouldn't listen. What's the matter now, making you cry every day?
"Big" said to "Dog": I told you to stay out of it and learn from others' iron fist skills. You don't believe me. Now I've smashed a big bag, so that painting a tiger doesn't turn into a dog.
Yao said to Yao: No wonder so many men look at you and become so feminine.
"Fear" said to "White": Ignorant is fearless, you have no heart. Of course, you are not afraid of anything.
"La" said to "La": Don't just shout there, come and help! ! ! ! !
The "table" said to the "hood": What headscarf do you want to wear? Do you want to play bin Laden?
Yuan said to Rabbit: I finally found a nest.
Lucy said to Lisa: Is it raining outside?
"Zheng" said to "Stop": Did the wind blow the hat?
"Xia" said to "Bian": the beginning is sorrowful and the first is rotten.
The "ruler" said to the "corpse": Your house was stolen?
"Wang" said to "Tu": Put on your hat and be careful to catch cold.
Tu said to Wang: Where did you get the big hat?
"Earth" said to "Dry": Why are you always against me?
"Ping" said to "Ping": You and I are the same, a first-class disabled soldier.
"Tong" said to "you": Where did you get so many playboys?
Cheng said to Guai: Where are your pants? Are you ashamed?
"Fei" said to "leek": I didn't expect our centipede to walk a tightrope!
"One" said to "Xiang": Your boy is not straightforward at all, but twists and turns like Panshan Highway.
Mu said to Shu: Don't think that I don't know you when I put on my vest.
"C" said to "II": When did you get married?
"Shu" said to "Xu": We are just carved in the same mold, like twins.
Chang said to Zhang: You think you are Hou Yi. Why do you carry a bow all day when you have nothing to do?
"Big" said to "Double": Just four questions, why are you all wrong?
"Electricity" said to "Tortoise": What's so cool about wearing a hat askew?
"Tian" said to "Dan": When did you learn to skate?
"Man" said to "Cong": You are very capable. You have been dating for several days.
"Yi" said to "Brother": You don't have a sword, I'm afraid of you. Maybe we can practice alone and see if I can beat you.
Page said to Beard: I can't see it at first sight, but I have a beard?
"Man" said to "Kim": Brother, your hairstyle is so personal.
"Tsuzuka" said to "Home": That's it, there's nothing to show off.
"Home" said to "Tomb": It is 2 1 century, so you should be good at selling yourself.
"Hand" said to "Mao": Don't you dare disobey.
"Mao" said to "Hand": It seems to be consistent with you, but it has actually given you enough face!
"People" said to "people": Be carried by people, be high above, and be careful to fall.
Ye said to her: Being a boss is different, always keeping secrets?
"Feng" said to "Thirty": Who told you to drag around? Someone put it down!
The "worker" said to the "witch": the official is not big, but there are three mistresses.
"6" said to "9": How can you still practice handstand after only a few steps?
"7" said to "2": I won't marry you if you kneel down to the next life.
"2" said to "5": I haven't seen you for a few days, breast augmentation!
1 "said to" 7 ":Stand up straight and don't grovel when meeting people.
The towel said to the coin: If you put on the doctor's hat, you will be worth a hundred times.
The "minister" said to the "giant": My area is the same as yours, but I have three rooms and two halls.
Jing said to Pin: Didn't you decorate your house?
"Zi" said to "Mu": Did your company lay off staff?
"Qian" said to "Sun": It's sunny, why not wear a straw hat?
"Man" said to "Man": Unlike you young people, you can hardly walk without crutches.
"Do" says to "Do": Balance is the last word!
"Bing" said to "Qiu": Look how cruel the war is, and both legs are blown up!
"Zhan" said to "Dian": Did you buy a car?
"He" said to "Dan": Timid, please hire a bodyguard?
"Tian" said to "Yue": It's time to lose weight.
"You" said to "A": Is it tiring to practice one finger meditation like this?
The fork said to you: When did you get your face fixed? What is the mole on your face?
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