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If Zhu Yilong can't be found in the small steamed buns, will they become "little bamboo buns"? Both Xunlong Terriers are drama stars.
Text/Wu Yining
If Zhu Yilong cannot be found in Xiao Long Bao, will it become "Little Bamboo Bao"? Both Xunlong Terriers are drama queens!
On special days, everyone has been busy in the cage recently. The archaeological bag picked up the Luoyang shovel and harvested a lot of materials that had not been seen before. Yi Bao has refined his skills and put his thoughts into each of his works. Sand Sculpture Bao keeps making jokes and brings a lot of joy to everyone.
For example, a new stem was born in the cage. When I grew up, my xiaolongbao became a "little bamboo bag". Why is it called a small bamboo bag? Because our dragon cannot be found in Xiaolongbao. If the word "dragon" is missing from the word "cage", then the word "bamboo" will be the only one left! It's funny but also a little heart-wrenching.
Every time after Zhu Yilong has not shown up for a long time, as usual, various fresh team-building dragon-hunting rituals are started in the cage. Next, I invite all of you who miss me and become depressed to watch the TV series "After Finding Zhu Yilong" released on the Longchang Channel.
Background of the TV Series: The Dragon God was hidden, but failed to find him. Once he appeared, thousands of people resorted to violence.
2377w xiaolongbao: the cage cannot be left without an owner for a day! Has anyone seen my dragon? Where is my big dragon?
The back of Zhu Yilong’s iconic head suddenly appeared in front of him, and the No. 1 cage grabbed Zhu Yilong’s elbow.
Long Bao No. 1 burst into tears, was angry and anxious, and did not hesitate to use force to express her 360-degree expression of finally finding the glory of motherhood for her own child!
Long Bao No. 1: Where can you go? Where to go! Where to go!
Zhu Yilong accepted the violent beatings from his mother’s fan, which was really pitiful and cute.
Long Bao No. 2 was furious when he saw this, and hit his mother on the body, hurting her heart. Although she was also thinking about the dragon, she couldn't bear the beating of her own child, so she also raised her sinful hand and reached out to her own house. On my sisters!
Long Bao No. 2: It doesn’t matter where he goes, don’t hit him, don’t hit him!
Long Bao No. 3 heard the noise and came over, furious. How could a family that loves each other start fighting? ah?
Long Bao No. 3: They are all steamed buns, don’t hit him! Don't hit him!
Long Bao No. 4 is thoughtful and logical.
Long Bao No. 4: Aren’t you making your own buns too? Don't hit him! Don't hit him!
Long Bao No. 5 also rushed to the camp naively. After seeing this, the attributes of the sand sculpture were rampant
Long Bao No. 5: Yeah, is the cage doing human centipede play? Keep up, keep up!
Long Bao No. 6 was a little confused, and then his mind turned around, could it be team building? This group of sisters is so real, they didn’t even ask me to join the team building!
Long Bao No. 6: Sisters, come here quickly, the new team building begins!
Long Bao No. 7 is here. I hear the clapping sound and see the formation is neat and uniform. This team has become a domineering team!
Long Bao No. 7: The Bao Bao in front of me is sorry, please accept my slap!
Behind, No. 8 Long Bao, No. 9 Long Bao... No. 2377w Long Bao, all follow suit. Although I don’t know what you are doing, I just follow suit!
Zhu Yilong opened his eyes in pain, looked behind him, and the question mark face appeared again!
Zhu Yilong: What are you doing?
The xiaolongbao people in the back continue to participate in team building, give me a beating! Don't feel bad! Just let that dragon stay at home and spend time with his parents and his mother, and it's best not to go out.
Don’t feel bad, Zhu Yilong. There is no need to come out to persuade Xiaozhubao. Facts have proved that the level of playing with ourselves is not high!
Now is a special period. Zhu Yilong and his Xiaolongbao stalls are here to remind everyone: wash your hands frequently and go out less often, ventilate frequently and disinfect frequently. Wear a mask correctly when going out. Let’s fight against the epidemic together. Come on, I believe everything will be fine!
Dear Xiao Long Bao, now let’s shout the steamer slogan together: Don’t drift in 2020, there are knives in the wind and rain! Don’t relax on the basic data, rush to the Xunyi Post Bar! Mingquan just cast a vote and Douban will raise an account every day! Continue to stride forward in 2020, Zhu Yilong’s bags will never admit defeat!
For more exciting information about Zhu Yilong, please pay attention to Wuyi Ning and live happily with you every day
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