Interesting couplets from the police station

The first line: The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead; the second line: One father is crazier than the other. Hengbiao - none other than Li.

2. First couplet: Li Gang, Li Yang, Li Shuangjiang. Second line: Domestic violence submachine gun in car accident. Horizontal comment: The Li family is awesome!

3. First couplet: Hate your father and you will never be strong. Second line: I blame my father for not having a good relationship with Jiang. Hengbiao: Reborn with the surname Li.

4. First couplet: Your father is Li Gang, how cool is it? Second couplet: My father is Shuangjiang, I don’t accept it! Horizontal criticism - domineering exposed

5. First couplet: Xiao Luyi Love, heavy masturbation hurts the body, forced masturbation is wiped out. Second line: First tear off the long skirt, then tear off the shorts. If you tear it a hundred times, you will not be able to ride. Sister horizontally criticizes: No masturbation for wooden riding

6. When the teacher comes out, first line: Big fish eats small ones. Fish, small fish eat shrimps, shrimps drink water, and the truth will come out!" The students replied to the second couplet: The master pressed the master's wife, and the master's wife pressed the bed, and the bed pressed the ground, and the earth shook!" The first couplet: Yesterday's yellow flower girl; the second couplet: Today's woman is a Taoist! Horizontal criticism : One day difference.

7. The old maid and the old maid are getting married. In order to show their purity, the old maid wrote the first couplet: One river and two mountains no one has watched for 29 years. The old virgin wrote the second line: One gun and two bullets. He has not resisted the war for 28 years. Hengpiao: Tonight's fierce battle

8. The political teacher is newly married. The first couplet: one up and one down creates a harmonious state; right: one in and one out creates a new generation. Horizontal comment: Life lies in sports!

9. The history teacher’s second marriage, first couplet: The night attack on Pearl Harbor shocked the beauty; right: two atomic bombs and the surrender of Japan and Germany, horizontal comment: World War II.

10. The math teacher is newly married. First line: Solving squares with open brackets is just to find the root; right: go through the origin and go through the curve to the end point. Horizontal batch: 0 is greater than 1.