What if there are two holes in the mosquito net?

Method 1: observe which entrance and block it. Advantages: straightforward and most effective. Disadvantages: the workload of early observation and statistics is large. Method 2: Observe which one is the entrance and block the other one. Advantages: the workload is small (because it has been observed before). Disadvantages: It is easy to cause intellectual property disputes. Method 3: Without blocking any mouth, sit in the mosquito net and keep saying, "People are born, mosquitoes are born." Harassing mosquitoes, S. Advantages: Minimum workload (if not counting the consumption of speech). Disadvantages: Do you think Tang Priest can be a man? Method 4: Mark "Exit" above the two mouths. Honest mosquitoes will be hungry because they can't find the entrance, and other mosquitoes will be ashamed of illegally entering. Advantages: honest and dishonest killing. Disadvantages: it seems to be only applicable to flower mosquitoes, not to soil mosquitoes. Method 5: Mark "exit" and "exit" above the two mouths respectively. Honest mosquitoes will be hungry because they can't find the entrance, and other mosquitoes will be ashamed of breaking in illegally. Advantages: the Bug of method 4 is solved, which is applicable to both foreign mosquitoes and local mosquitoes. Disadvantages: every kind of mosquito will think that the other is the entrance. Method 6: Mark "Out of the General" and "Into the Phase" above the two ports respectively. Mosquitoes will keep acting because of their strong desire for expression until they are hoarse. S. Advantages: Work and play are the same. Disadvantages: too much investment in the stage. Method 7: Cover the toll stations near the two places, and charge 10 yuan for each mosquito who only wants to enter, and keep the mosquitoes who can't afford the money out of the account. Advantages: Of all the methods, it is the only one with extra income. Disadvantages: you have to hire someone to be on duty 24 hours a day, and your income may not be enough to pay your salary. Method 8: Find a transparent plastic pipe with the same diameter as the opening and connect both ends respectively. Advantages: You can directly observe the habits of mosquitoes. Disadvantages: self-mockery. Method 9: Replace the mosquito net with DIA. Advantages: once and for all. Disadvantages: I can't sleep at night because of Dia's screams. Method 10: Add a pop-up menu at two holes: Are you sure you want to enter it? Yes or no? Are you sure you really want to attend? ) One copy in Chinese and one copy in English. Advantages: Mosquitoes will be exhausted by clicking the mouse too much. Disadvantages: there will be bugs you have to be sure about when you enter the mosquito net. There is another simple way: post photos of Mark's naked life at the entrance and exit. Male and female mosquitoes in and out are ashamed to death. Advantages: Suitable for mosquitoes of all ages. Method 11: Catch a few handsome male mosquitoes (it is said that only female mosquitoes bite, and male mosquitoes don't bite), so that all female mosquitoes that come in to bite you are attracted to it, and it is too late to "bite". This method can also make female mosquitoes jealous, kill each other, and S-rays! Method 12: Catch a few ugly males (males don't bite, of course ugly males bite), so that the females who come in and bite you lose their appetite! The advantages of the above two methods are: they are both biological anti-biting methods, which are non-toxic and harmless without side effects. Disadvantages: Male mosquitoes bark even if they don't bite, regardless of beauty and ugliness, especially when singing in front of mosquito mm, the voice will be N times louder than usual. Applicable people: sleeping is not afraid of noise harassment, and of course people who like to sleep with mosquitoes are more suitable. Method 13: Snoring when sleeping, the decibel value reaches a certain level, shaking a small mosquito is simply a side dish. This method is only supported by theory, because I don't snore, so it has not been proved by personal practice. Method 14: poke n holes again (n = 100), so that the stupid mosquito can't figure out which is the entrance. Usually, mosquitoes will rack their brains to determine which entrance. It's a great way to count the bodies of mosquitoes under the bed every day, which is a great pleasure in life. Method 15: Make the original hole bigger by n times (n = 10), and mosquitoes think that there must be a trap when the hole gets bigger! ! ! Fear of entering or dying of excessive fear. Psychological tactics have a long history, and it is a bit too big to deal with small mosquitoes. Method 16: Write a slogan: "I have been infected with anthrax or AIDS, welcome to bite!" (The premise is not to meet a mosquito infected with anthrax or AIDS. ) Method 17: Write a slogan: "I participated in the incident of hitting the World Trade Center, and I am a very charitable believer. I never dare to crush a mosquito again. " (provided that it is not seen by the FBI. ) Method 18: A "slimming frenzy" was launched in the mosquito community, and an announcement was issued: "My blood contains excessive nutrients." This method has been proved to be ineffective for African mosquito refugees. Method 19: put an "empty city plan" and simply take off the mosquito net! Let the mosquitoes that haven't bitten you find the entrance, let the mosquitoes that have bitten you find the exit, and finally they are exhausted because they have been hovering around your bed for too long. A better method than method 14! Two holes become no holes, no holes seem to have holes, and mosquitoes will be extremely scared! It's not good to meet mosquitoes that eat too much. )