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Funny tail slogan slogan daquan

(1) Novice type

1. It is everyone's responsibility to take care of novices

2. Rookie on the road, after a sudden braking

3. Absolute novice, extremely dangerous

4. Novice is trendy, and the more you urge it, the more yellow it is

5. Novice has new feet and tramples on the clutch

6. Novice hand tide.

8. Beginners on the road, turn off the engine at any time

9. Breaking the car and driving new, the king of heaven is afraid

1. Beginners on the road can only take care of themselves

11. In the novice test, pedestrians should pay attention to safety

12. Beginners start and go back ten steps

13. The brakes are out of order and are under maintenance

14. Start back 1 meters!

21. Beginners are driving, so please go around

22. Beginners set sail, and the route is uncertain

23. Old cars, novices, and drunkenness are guaranteed

24. They failed the road test five times

25. Beginners are driving, and turtles are driving at a high speed

26. I am a novice, so don't worry.

2. alto: don't bully me, my brother is Audi.

3. Otto: When I grow up, I will be a Cadillac!

4. A luxury car posted: "Give me a break, you can't afford it."

5. Although I am an old car, the loan has already been paid off.

6.1-year-old frame, driving 1 kilometers safely.

(3) Self-weakness type

1. One small face is stuck: the middle face.

2. The last steam locomotive that can run on the road in China.

3. Stay away from me, I'm shy.

4. Super melon is on the scene.

5. Take care of older female drivers!

6. Vehicles with frequent accidents, please make a detour.

(4) threatening and overbearing

1. Absolute novice, absolute killer. It was either suicide or homicide.

2. Try to pass me!

3. Get rid of the shelf age and learn by yourself.

4. The basic configuration of this vehicle is the same as that of the tank except the fire control.

5. Tai Sen is sleeping in the car.

6. If you can see this slogan, it means that you are already within the scope of my hatred.

(5) warm and philosophical

1. People are closer, and cars are farther away.

2. The farthest you are my recent love.

3. Don't kiss me, I'm afraid of getting married.

4. Stay away from me, neither of us can stand kissing.

5. Only you support me silently in the back.

6. don't let us get to know each other because of the collision.

(6) civilized and polite

1. Please keep your distance beautiful.

2. You are in a hurry, you go first.

3. You go first, and I'll take the back.

4. You let me let you, and the road is wider.

5. when you see this line, your car is too close to me.

6. Please note that there is a traffic police ahead.

(7) nonsense type

1. "No indecent assault in public places"

2. "Don't touch me-I'm afraid to repair it"

3. "Novice is nearsighted and doesn't have glasses"

4. "I'm good at: emergency braking! !”

5. "No money for overhaul, welcome to rear-end!"

6. "Meat+grinding" is really extremely slow ... Chinese hamburger?

7. "Think of me as a red light"

8. "Don't blame me, blame the driving school"

9. "Female driver+running-in+first time = devil wears Prada"

1. "Super pumpkin makes its debut"

11. "Don't follow me, I'm lost too!"

12. "Sweaty palms"

13. "Old cars are worn out and run in"

14. "Overhaul and run in, welcome to overtake!"

15. "Come on! "mutually assured destruction"

16. "I used to be a tank driver"

17. "Devil" = female driver+running-in+first time

18. "trendy face" = novice+hand tide+special face

19. Sister Xing drives a star car, but elder sister doesn't drive a car (novice lady drives a New North Star Car)

3. "You're a master. Go ahead at will"

4. "Back up at any time"

5. "Don't climb up, be careful!"

6. I am a cow, I am a snail!

7. Don't blame me, blame the driving school

8. Buy the license and rent the car, it's up to you!

9. "Actually, I'm a telephone pole" (this is truck madness).

1. "This car has experienced 18 major and minor accidents, of which 16 wins and 2 draws have never been defeated."

11. "This car has had more than 1 accidents".

12. "Don't push me when I am flying, or you will get hurt"

13. Hit me if you have the courage! Hit it for nothing!

14. What are you doing with me? Be careful that I put it in reverse.

15.1 years' driving experience and safe driving for 1 kilometers

16. Attention, there is a traffic police ahead!

17. There is no money for overhaul. Welcome to rear-end collision ~~

18. You won't fail above the first gear, and you are proficient!

19. Road Killer Training Course recently graduated

2. Super loaf, freshly baked! ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… You will be the 11st impactor of this car!

22. You're a master, so just pass!

23. New drivers are old and have bad eyes; Shake left and right, sudden braking is not good

24. Buy a license and rent a car, it's up to you!

25. The driver once handled the Super Saiya easily. It's up to you!

26. The basic configuration of this vehicle is the same as that of a tank except for fire control

27. The driving school is removed and self-taught

28. Come on, mutually assured destruction!

29. When you see this line, your car is too close to me!

3. Move the obstacle, please go around!

31. Age 6, driving experience 6 days

32. Slogans such as "There is a bear in front" and "Watch out for bears" often appear together with a bear with claws. This slogan comes from cartoons in Japanese automobile magazines, reminding people to be careful of wild bears when driving in the wild in Hokkaido and getting off to change tires ... Later it became a series of automobile brands.