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Gintama’s problem
Lesson 01: Anyone with curly hair is not a bad guy
. Lesson 02: Pet owners should be responsible for taking care of their pets until the end
. Lesson 03: Be careful as JUMP is often released on Saturdays
. Lesson 04: No one will be satisfied with a good first impression
. Lesson 05: Just make friends. Make friends with someone who can still call each other nicknames even when they become old people
. Lesson 06: If you have time to be a terrorist, you might as well go for a walk after eating
.Lesson 07: Once you make a promise, stick to it even to the death
Lesson 08: There is only a thin line between perseverance and persistence
Lesson 09: When fighting, you should Beautiful punch
. Lesson 10: Eat sour food when you are tired
. Lesson 11: A meatball that is out of shape is no longer a meatball, idiot
p>. Lesson 12: All the bad girls across the country should go home on time
. Lesson 13: All dirty things are born in the toilet
. Lesson 14: If you want to cosplay, you have to be together
. Lesson 15: Dare to touch the frog is a strange condition for becoming a real man
. Lesson 16: Think carefully I think life only feels long after becoming an uncle! How terrible! !
. Lesson 17: Even if you are not drunk, pretend to be drunk and take off your boss’s wig
. Lesson 18: If you are a man, you must catch swordfish
< p>. Lesson 19: What idols do is actually the same as you guysLesson 20: Things resemble their masters
. Lesson 21: The brat with longer hair The more annoying the person is
. Lesson 22: Although stress is the cause of baldness, deliberately avoiding stress will cause stress. In the end, we still can’t do anything
. Lesson 23 : Just wash your armpits, just wash your armpits
. Lesson 24: Let’s talk about your courage in the past with added insults! Just rise up, rise up
. Lesson 25: Those of you who say “kawaii~” every time, don’t you think you are also very “kawaii~”
. Chapter 25 Lesson 26: Even if you forget your underwear when traveling, don’t forget UNO
. Lesson 27: Just laugh when you’re worried
. Lesson 28: Ah, as expected, it’s still the same I am the best in my family.
. Lesson 29: Can you review for the exam by listening to music? Turn it off, kid.
. Lesson 30: It’s not the bad people who cause trouble, they are People with excess energy
. Lesson 31: The so-called parent-child resemblance is full of annoying things
. Lesson 32: Why is the sea water astringent? Isn’t it because you city dwellers urinate while swimming?
. Lesson 33: Be careful with the belt conveyor
. Lesson 34: Guys with serious low self-esteem can do big things
. Lesson 35: No need to panic! Isn’t there a clearance sale?
Lesson 36: Don’t be shy, just raise your hand and report
. Lesson 37: Stop the rampage!
. Lesson 38: Shemales know both the stupidity of men and the cunning of women
. Lesson 39: There must be something hidden under the cute appearance
. Lesson 40: Marriage is a mistake that lasts a lifetime
. Lesson 41: Are matsutake mushrooms really that delicious? Think about it
. Lesson 42: Catch dreams with fists
. Lesson 43: Manly Romance
. Lesson 44: Knife Things that cannot be cut off
. Lesson 45: Blessings come in pairs, misfortunes never come alone
. Lesson 46: Horrible spoiled delicacies
. Lesson 47 : Read the newspapers and TV carefully
. Lesson 48: People with evil intentions are often eloquent
. Lesson 49: After using a toilet with automatic head cleaning once, I will never be used to other toilets again
. Lesson 50: Only inadvertent things are the hardest to forget
. Lesson 51: Life passes by like a conveyor belt< /p>
. Lesson 52: Parks belong to children
. Lesson 53: Will worries disappear with the New Year’s bell? It’s better to open it yourself
< p>. Lesson 54: It’s rude to get someone’s name wrong>
. Lesson 55: Ramen restaurants with many menu items will probably not become popular
. Lesson 56: Eating ice cream in winter is really unique
. Lesson 57: What does BONBON in whiskey BONBON mean?
. Lesson 58: Have a baby with a plan
. Lesson 59: Knock before entering the toilet
. Lesson 60: Light The title cannot help people understand the interesting aspects of the movie
. Lesson 61: If you put earthworms in your urine, they will swell
. Lesson 62: We get along no matter what A daughter who has been a father for twenty years should treat her father well
. Lesson 63: Anyway, beat up her daughter’s boyfriend first
. Lesson 64: Yes Draw the characters with distinct personalities so that readers can distinguish them from the silhouette alone
. Lesson 65: Don’t judge people by their appearance
. Lesson 66: Which tree does Chaoxuanfang live in? On the cherry tree?
. Lesson 67: M is invincible in a sense
. Lesson 68: The moon knows everything
. No. 69 Lesson: Grandma is also very busy, so she can just eat some for dinner, and she has to be picky
Lesson 70: Life without gambling is like sushi without wasabi
. Lesson 71: Stop drinking when you feel comfortable
. Lesson 72: Keep an appropriate speed when walking with your dog
Lesson 73: Say " "Woof" is worth a million songs
. Lesson 74: You have to be 20 years old to go to a bar or club
. Lesson 75: Two people with similar personalities tend to quarrel
. Lesson 76: Never give in if you are willing to do it
. Lesson 77: Milk should be warmed to human body temperature
. Lesson 78: Helper Sure enough, I saw everything
. Lesson 79: If you want to meet someone, make an appointment first
. Lesson 80: Leave for a date 30 minutes in advance
. Lesson 81: Sleeping with the fan on will cause stomach ache, be careful
. Lesson 82: There is nothing but monsters in the world
. Lesson 83: The boy passed the unicorn Immortals know the dignity of life
. Lesson 84: A one-inch insect has five points of soul
. Lesson 85: Please maintain the minimum etiquette even online
. Lesson 86: You don’t have to worry about falling in love
. Lesson 87: Life is about moving forward
. Lesson 88: The ideal girlfriend is indeed Xiaonan
.Lesson 89: Fried bread is the most popular at the canteen
.Lesson 90: Misfortunes never come singly
Lesson 91: Full moon drives people crazy
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. Lesson 92: Don’t forget to bring an umbrella when you go out
. Lesson 93: Those who like heights are either fools or gangsters
. Lesson 94: The sun continues to rise
.Lesson 95: Bugs in the dark love light
Lesson 96: As the saying goes, haste makes waste
.Lesson 97: Prepare for a rainy day< /p>
. Lesson 98: If you lie to others, you will eventually deceive yourself
. Lesson 99: Who has been saying "Where can there be Santa Claus" and who is the most hopeful that Santa Claus will come
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. Lesson 100: Hot pot is the epitome of life
. Lesson 101: Beware of the Director of the Day, Aunt Lolotenmaya
. Lesson 102 : Because I am me
. Lesson 103: Only brats play in the snow
. Lesson 104: All mothers in the world are as close as mothers
No. 105 Lesson: It’s okay to eat too much persimmons
Lesson 106: Don’t make any noise when eating (plus voice actor’s speech)
. Lesson 107: It’s hardest for men to resist cake shops And the girl in the flower shop
. Lesson 108: Delicious sticks are easy to fill up
. Lesson 109: It’s better to eat rice dumplings than to enjoy flowers
. Lesson 110: At this time, prepare red bean rice in silence
. Lesson 111: Watch the Sakata family at the dinner table at 7 o'clock on Tuesday
. Lesson 112: Yesterday's enemy is today Still the enemy
. Lesson 113: Be careful with fragile items
. Lesson 114: Blood and bandages... cool and enviable
<p>. Lesson 115: People who are picky about food are the same with people
. Lesson 116: Don’t pick up everything even if it is dropped
. Lesson 117: Strike first to gain the upper hand
. Lesson 118: Six cobblers are worth two Zhuge Liang
Lesson 119: There is a mystery in the words
. Lesson 120: Everyone makes mistakes sometimes
. Lesson 121: If a guy who usually wears glasses takes off his glasses, it always feels like something is missing, like a missing part< /p>
. Lesson 122: Everyone has someone to worry about
. Lesson 123: A smile is the best makeup for a girl
. Lesson 124: JUMP The preview for the next episode is not good
. Lesson 125: Please "maybe XX drives", please take care of me
. Lesson 126: The dog's meat pads have a pleasant fragrance
. Lesson 127: If you don’t turn off the air conditioner when sleeping, you will catch a cold
. Lesson 128: Luck has nothing to do with status
. Lesson 129: I was so excited about counting sheep that I still couldn’t fall asleep
. Lesson 130: Just eating spicy food will cause hemorrhoids
. Lesson 131: Men are really Trouble
. Lesson 132: A woman who says "work is more important than me" should be thrown out the door
. Lesson 133: Lin Zangyu Wood
. Lesson 134: Cartoonists who can retain their original manuscripts are truly qualified
. Lesson 135: A man’s heart is like a boiled egg
. Lesson 136: Even if you are a bad person, your parents are still parents
. Lesson 137: Hard eggs cannot be broken
. Lesson 138: If you go to LOFT, you will basically have everything.
. Lesson 139: The most interesting thing is the anticipation before the party begins
. Lesson 140: Please cooperate with garbage classification and recycling
. Lesson 141: Life There is no save point
. Lesson 142: Nothing can beat a woman’s tears
. Lesson 143: Too many cute things can make you sick
. Lesson 144: Western music and other types of music all give people the same impression
. Lesson 145: Guys who say they are for so-and-so are mostly doing it for themselves
. Lesson 146: There are data that cannot be erased
. Lesson 147: Please limit the game to one hour a day
. Lesson 148: Don’t play in the name of rest. Games
. Lesson 149: Both life and games are full of bugs
. Lesson 150: If there are two, there must be three
. Lesson 151: There are heroes too When you are troubled
. Lesson 152: Instead of focusing on the weaknesses of others, it is better to discover more strengths
. Lesson 153: When riding a train, you must hold the lifting rings with both hands
. Lesson 154: A man must be an invincible playboy
. Lesson 155: Love is victory
. Lesson 156: If you want to lose weight, give it to me Get moving
. Lesson 157: Don’t eat if you want to lose weight
. Lesson 158: The recent mechanical additional functions are too much
. Lesson 159 : Rules exist to be broken
. Lesson 160: OTAKU talks too much
. Lesson 161: There must be three fanatics
. Lesson 162: Advantages and disadvantages are separated by a piece of paper
. Lesson 163: Increase uniforms by 20%
. Lesson 164: No playing on the railway
. Lesson 165: Cleverness leads to mistakes
. Lesson 166: People often cannot see important things clearly
. Lesson 167: Listen carefully to what others say
. Lesson 168: Everything depends on the beat and timing
. Lesson 169: The more unlikable the more cute you are
. Lesson 170: Eyes Out of sight, out of mind
. Lesson 171: Don’t give up if you’re a man
. Lesson 172: The most annoying one is that you will 100% forget to take away your PVC umbrella
< p>. Lesson 173: Life is a test. Lesson 174: Summer
The happiest time is when the vacation begins
. Lesson 175: Space alone is also important
. Lesson 176: A tortoise shell is not as good as a sixty-year-old
. Lesson 177 : Growing stronger with age
. Lesson 178: Children’s summer vacation has begun, and adults will also be uneasy
. Lesson 179: Beauty is like summer fruits
. Lesson 180: Walk straight even if you can’t straighten your waist
. Lesson 181: Men should drink moon wine alone
. Lesson 182: Flowers grow out of dead wood
. Lesson 183: Happy people wake up to work
. Lesson 184: Poor parents in the world
Lesson 185: Some things cannot be done Say it as a favor
Lesson 186: Pay back debts as a matter of course
Lesson 187: The dishes you take away will not come back
Lesson 188: Wipe the toilet The pool is to wipe the soul
Lesson 189: For laymen, it is enough to have a cross and a flat screwdriver
Lesson 190: Imagination must be cultivated in the second grade of junior high school
p>Lesson 191: Reality is inversely proportional to the parameters in online games
Lesson 192: Always have a screwdriver in your heart
Lesson 193: "Prison Break 2" 》Ah, it’s already jailbroken, so it’s not a jailbreak?
Lesson 194: People are all escaped prisoners who have broken out of the prison called self
Lesson 195: Occasionally, we still have to tell the stories of the past
No. Lesson 196: There are usually quarrels at travel points
Lesson 197: Silver and your rice pounding stick
Lesson 198: Traces of feces in underwear are absolutely inevitable< /p>
Lesson 199: Shouting "This is transformation...color, it's endless fun
Lesson 200: Don't worry about the two hundred times or anything, just keep going
Lesson 201: Be careful when doing ghost themes
Lesson 202: There are always one or two cigarettes in a box that smell of horse manure
Lesson 203: Some things It can only be expressed in words
Lesson 204: There are also things that cannot be expressed in words
Lesson 205: There are also things that cannot be understood without meeting
< p>Lesson 206: There are things that cannot be known even if we meetLesson 207: Be careful not to pick up things off the ground to eat
. Lesson 208: Cat Pie and Dog Pies are incompatible
. Lesson 209: Don’t take advantage of alcohol to act arbitrarily
. Lesson 210: Don’t put your wallet in your butt pocket
No. 211 Lesson: Beautiful roses have thorns
Lesson 212: Beware of people holding umbrellas on sunny days
Lesson 213: Using cross-page images will feel like a JUMP< /p>
Lesson 214: Do your own thing before the duel
Lesson 215: Interfering in a fight is dangerous
Lesson 216: Although many guys think "No breasts" and "beautiful breasts" are the same. In fact, they are as different as "blue waves" and "difficult to peel off", as different as "cause" and "warts"
Lesson 217 : Life is a series of multiple-choice questions
Lesson 218: The only person who can stop brothers and sisters from fighting
Lesson 219: Guys who always say "I'm going to get mad" usually Won’t get mad + Extras
Lesson 220: The darker the guy, the more beautiful his smile
Lesson 221: No matter how long the night is, there will be dawn
Lesson 222: Those who stand on four legs are beasts; those who stand on two legs with will and vanity are men
Lesson 223: Pillow talk cannot be trusted
Lesson 224: The restaurant girl can’t believe it
Lesson 225: Natural curls are not bad even if they burn
Lesson 226: The longer you stretch your hand, the farther you can reach
< p>Lesson 227: There are hundreds of different types of bondsLesson 228: Morning wine has its own flavor
Lesson 229: All adults are the mentors of all children< /p>
Lesson 230: You should build your own place
Lesson 231: The conversation with the clerk in the barber shop is the least important in the world
Lesson 232: God is above man and does not create man
, instead of making a bun
Lesson 233: Pull up the zipper slowly
Lesson 234: The worse the guy is, the more likely he is to sleep
No. Lesson 235: When you fold a long juice bar in half, of course the part with the head is easier to suck from, and it has a different taste.
Lesson 236: At the birthday party, he looks like he has changed from his usual self. Someone
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