Northern Ireland’s funny classic quotes: The hooligans are not scary, but the hooligans are educated.

1. Cherish life and stay away from Cheng Feng.

2. People are in heaven and money is in the bank.

3. There are thousands of Chinese people, if it doesn’t work, let’s change! In this era, you are committing suicide for love!

4. Love! Contemporary Liang Shanbo, four-eyed Romeo.

5. Faced with the bad problems in your private life, we choose to fight side by side and share the same hatred.

6. Go and change a car. The car is a man’s face. A man can be beaten anywhere, but he cannot be beaten in the face.

7. You can’t take revenge on your father as a career!

8. Regardless of what the listed company is called outside, it is actually no different from the wonton stall downstairs. Here, Lao Cheng is the emperor, general and prime minister, and all shareholders are loyal and filial.

9. I recently met someone who made me feel like I have lost all my martial arts skills and all my power.

10. Don’t you claim that you can capture all male animals within three days?

11. Don’t mention the word Lin Xia to me, it’s too scary. Lin Xia is fiercer than a tiger...

12. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. If you don't take the order, you will never return it.

13. I watched that grandson grow up and I understand him just like a farmer uncle understands manure.

14. "Are you sick?" "What's wrong with me? You have medicine."

15. The hooligans are not scary, but the hooligans are educated.

16. Is that a mobile phone or a massager?

17. The highest state of working is to watch other people work and receive other people’s wages.

18. If you are not so active in paying taxes, why are you so excited when someone commits suicide?

19. The ninth level of the magical skill of love, the highest state of the beauty hunting method: the blind bear breaks off the corns and throws them away one by one.

20. In today's society, love is an exchange of equal value. The only difference is whether you are buying US dollars or RMB.

21. At least once in your life, you should forget yourself for someone. Don’t ask for results, don’t ask for peers, don’t ask for what you have had, don’t even ask for her to love me, just ask for the best for me. I met that person in my life.

22. You don’t know where the love comes from, but it goes deeper and deeper. The living can die, and the dead can live. (Classic Quotes) Those who are alive but cannot die, and those who die but cannot be resurrected are not the result of love.

23. Although I am not an impatient person, once my temper becomes impatient, I am not a human being.

24. No one can keep the things that can be bought, and no one can take away the things that cannot be bought.

25. If a man can’t even handle a woman, what do you think he can handle.

26. "Are you wrong?" "Am I wrong?" "Where is the mistake?" "I shouldn't eliminate harm for the people."

27. Do you know that in the end, Wu and I What was the trigger for Di's breakup? ——I fell in love with a pair of shoes, which cost 3,500 yuan. Wu Di couldn't afford them, so Andy bought them for me.

28. No matter what kind of man I am with, we women will be hurt in the end. Then why don’t I find a rich man? Even if I can’t rely on them, I can still rely on them. Money!

29. Wu Di! Do you believe it? If you step out of here today, I will start a bloody storm in the women's world in Beijing. Do you believe it?

30. Teacher Wang, I specially come to thank you today for all the care and love you gave me during the crucial four years of my life from the age of 3 to 7, which enabled me to become a child. My Yushu Linfeng and a talented person today.

31. When I grow up, if I am a woman, I will become a doctor; if I am a man, I will become a policeman.

32. Normally, if a woman is good with a man, she will no longer miss her ex. This is based on the fact that all female animals need to be loyal to the nature of a male animal in order to devote themselves wholeheartedly. To cultivate the next generation co-created with her.

33. To be precise, women are not loving two men at the same time, but comparing two men at the same time.

34. The four beauties in Beijing have gathered together. There is Lin Xia, who is as fiery and unrestrained as summer, Shen Bing, who is as fresh and cool as winter, and Yang Zixi, who is as bright and bright as spring. There is also Miss Wu, who is as enchanting as autumn! The hooligans are not scary, but the hooligans are literate - a classic saying about comedy

I am even more afraid of seeing such bottomless mourning in his eyes.

Loneliness is a physical feeling. Loneliness is a mental state.

I am not a customer service staff. You have no right to ask me to answer this or that.

Even if there is no distance, love is still a long-distance race.

Go find the person who appears in the dream when you wake up

What my brother is talking about is not loneliness, but spring; what my sister is talking about is not loneliness

It’s better to go back to ancient times You know, if you cut it off, you can become a civil servant.

I am not Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

Believe it or not, I slapped you against the wall and you couldn’t even pick it off!

According to pig aesthetics, I can basically be regarded as a handsome guy

Don’t tell me you love me, I feel like vomiting after hearing this too many times.

Apart from teeth, there is also love that is difficult to extricate oneself from in the world.

Gold always shines, but when the ground is full of gold, I don’t know which one I am.

If you are still young after visiting brothels, please use Huiren Shenbao.

Oh my God! My clothes are slimming again.

Listen to your words and save me ten books

I want to fall in love early, but it’s too late

I am a little short-sighted, but not lacking; I have a bad temper Nice but not nothing!

If someone doesn’t offend me, I won’t offend anyone; if someone offends me, I’ll be polite; if someone offends me again, I’ll give him a shot; if someone offends me again, I’ll eliminate the root cause

Against the wind, I'm more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of being blocked by thousands of people, I'm just afraid of surrendering.

Human life is like shitting. Sometimes you have worked very hard but all that comes out is just a fart.

The longer I stay in contact with people, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and sometimes people are not people!

Marriage is like a maze, and the person who builds it has already lost his way first.

Driving is not difficult, except for the newcomers.

I don’t intend to be different, but I have outstanding taste.

A tough life needs no explanation.

Don’t talk about feelings with me, talking about feelings will hurt money

Don’t say that others have a disease in their brains. The prerequisite for a brain disease is that you must have a brain

See You will suddenly find out later. It turns out that being handsome can be so specific!

Listen to your words and hang yourself on the southeast branch

The only way to achieve happiness is to cherish what you have and forget what you don’t have

Tongue is better than teeth Longer life, software lasts longer than hardware.

It’s easy to hide when you are exposed, but hard to guard against when you are undercover

When the bird is big, it can be found in any forest

You are not afraid of gangsters, but you are afraid of gangsters who are educated

There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

The tongue lasts longer than the teeth, and the software lasts longer than the hardware.

Playing with feelings? I will make you cry rhythmically.

When I hear a certain name and think of certain things, this city is so quiet that my heart trembles.

If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

The tongue outlasts the teeth, and the software outlasts the hardware.

Protect yourself, love others, and please don’t come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

Flowers often belong not to the people who appreciate them, but to the cow dung.

When you were a child, smiling was a mood, but when you grow up, smiling is an expression.

If you want to be prominent in front of others, you will have to suffer behind others.

Grandpas come from grandsons.

Some people look much better when wearing facial masks than in real life.

How I wish I could grow old together with you by accident.

I have never been willing to tell you. I have always had a premonition in my heart that we will be inseparable in this life. I am more hooligan than a gangster. The most popular classic Internet quotes

I smiled and looked at the mirror. He said to himself: It’s good to be a heartless woman.

"Men" have a kind of domineering that is irreplaceable, and "women" have a kind of gentleness that is exclusive and exclusive 〓

In fact, I am not that strong, I just try to be strong again and again.

It’s not scary to meet a gangster, I am more gangster than a gangster

When we are children, we desperately want to grow up, but when we grow up, we realize that childhood is the most flawless.

To explain is to cover up, and to cover up is to confirm it. So there is no explanation for everything.

It doesn’t matter to me, it doesn’t matter to you, it doesn’t matter what will happen to us

The last hour I held your hand, I discovered that I still love you. ☆.

I am not a straw boat, and you are not Zhuge Liang. There is no need to throw your "cheapness" at me.

Sunflower, a flower that grins at the sun.

Don’t tease me, my sister-in-law will make you a legend. ——

If you don’t accept gifts during the holidays this year, I will accept apples as gifts.

You cried heartbreakingly, but we didn’t withdraw, so we could only sigh helplessly,

I am not Super Mario, and I can’t give you the RMB you want

< p> "When happiness knocks on the door, I am afraid that I will not be at home, so I stay at home all the time"

In the early morning, the sun is shining brightly, and the smiling face is bright. I give you a rose, and my hands have lingering fragrance; at dusk, the withered vines The old tree, with a sad expression, you gave me the rose, but my hand is still injured

The road to success is always under construction

I have passed by a person countless times However, the clothes were all scratched and there were no sparks.

Boredom is the feeling one feels towards the plate after eating it.

When I was a kid, I was still sexy and had a butt every day. Exposed.

Confucius said: If you don’t sleep at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon. Mencius said: Confucius is right

Today, I went to fish for the QQ drift bottle and saw the result. Collapse! "One more bottle

I'm about to finish the third one, but I haven't had enough yet.

What sparkles is not necessarily gold, it may be a light bulb; what is dazzling is not necessarily diamonds, it may be plastic.

It doesn’t matter if you get high marks, you just need to pass; if you don’t study deeply, cheating will work; this is a classroom, and I am ruthless...

It’s time to take the exam, but unfortunately, everyone else is here Review while I was previewing. What's even worse is that my review was not as good as others' preview test. Classic phrases for non-mainstream personality: It’s terrible to be uneducated, but it’s even more terrible to be literate

1. He is not my lover but the person I love.

2. Is the special concern you are talking about spatial or psychological?

3. You have to take good care of yourself, otherwise no one will care about you.

4. = Time has told me that I have passed the age of being unreasonable and it’s time to be sensible@

5. There is an old woman like Grandma Rong in every school.

6. You don’t have to Showing off so deliberately and urgently, it’s not that I don’t have some things, I just don’t need them.

7. The quarrels when we were young were so simple: You are a pig, you are the pig, rebounding is ineffective

8. These days, girls are all vying to have a small waist, who cares about a small belly? Po!

9. When I was young, I always regarded liking as love and unwillingness as being unable to let go

10. I could not sit still and looked forward to seeing through

11. There are Personally, once you have loved, it is over. There is a saying that once you say it, you regret it. There is an injury. After the pain, it becomes numb. There is a heart that, once it has trembled, will be broken.

12. YD: Everyone who says he doesn’t want to fall in love has someone he can’t have in his heart.

13. I used to love what you loved...now I hate what you love.

14. て?-Trust is that you pointed a gun at me, and when the gun went off, I just thought it was a misfire

15. The new generation of lawn environmental protection slogans: You Step on my head and I will grow on your grave tomorrow!

16. Being uneducated is terrible, being literate is even more terrible.

17. Baby, don’t wait, go to sleep. It’s not worth it to burn yourself out just for a good night.

18. Lost yourself once, so that you can better understand the road ahead in the future.

19. Men should have backbone. When it comes to falling in love and getting married, don’t support other people’s wives.

20. Toss a coin. If it’s heads, go online. If it’s heads, go to the Internet. If it’s tails, go to sleep. Stand up. Just go and do your homework,

21. YD: If I am reincarnated as a woman in my next life, I will definitely marry a man like me.

Twenty-two, let me bet you with my gray avatar that you don’t care about me? Will you worry when I’m not online?

Twenty-three, again I can't find enough warmth to hide safely

24. The most ridiculous thing in the world is that you are still lying when I know the truth.

25. Any blow should not be an excuse for your fall

26. Sorry, I just can’t pretend or hide. You like me, thank you, don’t like it, no. Stop

27. Happiness is not a love song, it is not an occasional guest, it is not a lesson, sometimes there are endless tears and bitterness that you can’t imagine.

28. After leaving you, continue to mess around. Keep showing off. Keep being a strong bitch.

29. Take your bitch and leave my world, and I will grant you shameless happiness.

Thirty. Time makes deep things become deeper and deeper, and shallow things become shallower and shallower.

Thirty-one. My father scolds me because he loves me. If he doesn’t scold me, he doesn’t love me.

Thirty-two. He who despises you at the same time will never leave you. It’s true love

Thirty-three, don’t let the arrogant people rub salt into your wounds

Thirty-four, is there such a group of sisters? If any one of them is bullied by a boy, Hundreds of girls will be called to drown this boy with saliva...

Thirty-five, today's children have to be accompanied by someone to go to the toilet at school, otherwise they will definitely not go

Thirty-six. Not everyone can be strong. They all have a heart. It is a lie to say that the heart is dead.

Thirty-seven. - Men always say Women with dysmenorrhea are hypocritical, grab your little brother and keep twisting and twisting, telling you whether it hurts or not!

Thirty-eight, your love has become heavy and you have forgotten tenderness.

a) There is always one person who always has trouble with you, but you really want to live with him.

Thirty-nine. - If there is a next life, I must be your heart, because if I don’t beat, you will die.

Forty, if an adult tells a child, don’t ask. So many, then what he basically means is that I don’t even know.

41. Every time I say I want to give up on him, but I still can’t let go. When I see him, I pretend to be strong.

a) When dealing with a handsome person, be more chic than him; when dealing with a handsome person, be sure to ruin his appearance!

42. If you are reluctant to give up your children, you will not be able to trap the wolf; if you are reluctant to give up your wife, you will not be able to catch the gangster; if you are reluctant to update, you will not be able to collect it.

43. It is terrible to be uncultured, but even more terrible to be educated.

a) Girls who dare to show their foreheads are the biggest miracle this summer!

44. In life, you cannot hang yourself from a tree. You have to try to die from several nearby trees.

Forty-five. My classmate said not to have a crush on my sister. She is just a sweet potato farmer.

Forty-six. What are you going to do, Mario? Mario, you have already Who can feel the loss behind these words? Youyou don’t need me anymore.

Forty-seven. You said you can't stand me, but it makes me look so good at you. I haven't looked at you at all.

Forty-eight. Tutu: Some people are as smart as the weather, which is changeable, while some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, which cannot tell when the weather is changing.

49. Life is like a stage. You will never know how wonderful you are until the moment of curtain call.

Fifty. [Despite all your beauty and gentleness, didn’t you lose to LOL in the end?]

Fifty-one. Inadvertently, your smile became mine worldwide.