Funny slogans about village heads

Humorous sketch script: the construction of new countryside brings new atmosphere, and the village head is re-elected

(Act I)

Venue: A small restaurant in the village where birds don't lay eggs. There is a couplet written on the door of the restaurant: I am alive today and I am worried that the birds will not lay eggs tomorrow; Without this meal, how can people celebrate the New Year? Horizontal criticism: people are lacking in ambition.

Characters: narrator, village head Liu Dazui, owner of Peking Opera Blues, owner's wife Cui Hua.

Narrator: A few years ago, the village where birds didn't lay eggs was, as the name suggests, very poor. Beijing Opera Blues wants to build a primary school for the village with its own shop. Because of financial problems, he borrowed money from Liu Dazui. Liu Dazui, as the name implies, is not only big, but also very edible. The story revolves around two people.

Beijing Opera Blues: No, dear, no.

Cui Hua: What scares you so much?

Beijing Opera Blues: Here comes the village chief.

Cui Hua was surprised: He, he came again?

Beijing Opera Blues: Our village head, alas, you probably don't know, do you? His name is Liu Dazui, and his mouth is bigger than his head. He just ate the G8 yesterday. Is it really necessary to "burn the Yuanmingyuan" today?

Liu Dazui: You can talk about people in rural areas. Just call them dog eggs. This boss is just strange. His name is Dao, and his last name is Dao. Beijing Opera Blues, what do you think of this name? I ate an "G8" here yesterday. I thought it was something strange, but it turned out to be eight bowls of pork head. The proprietress said Eight-Nation Alliance was hateful, so I ate their pig's head to help the Japanese. I don't know what the G8 is. Whatever. A pig head is a pig head. It's free anyway. I wonder what today's "burning Yuanmingyuan" is? Yo, look at this Beijing opera blues. No culture. You have to hang couplets with the scholarly family. Worried about whether the birds will lay eggs tomorrow ... what if the birds don't lay eggs? Birds don't lay eggs, it must be bird flu. In the second couplet, people can't celebrate the New Year without this meal. Hey, they are crying for poverty. I don't care how you celebrate the New Year. You can't help but pay back the money you owe me. Yo, there are horizontal links: people-poverty-ambition-short. This is Beijing opera blues. People are poor and ambitious. He wants to build a primary school for the village with such a small shop. Is it just him? Beijing opera blues, Beijing opera blues. Her husband, Cui Hua, served sauerkraut, come out, come out. ...

Beijing Opera Blues: What's your command, village chief? Have you promised to ease this debt again?

Liu Dazui: Well ... today I mainly want to announce an important thing, so you should listen carefully. (Take out the prepared manuscript and use an adjutant's voice) "Rabbit, shrimp, pig's tail! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! Sausage and pickles, please, not pickles. I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you ...

Beijing Opera Blues: What happened to Liu Dazui today? How can he talk nonsense? Is he crazy?

Liu Dazui: Comrades, let me translate what I just said in French: Comrades and villagers, pay attention! Don't talk, now the meeting is over. Now, please speak to the township head and clap your hands. Let me tell you something. Listen carefully. Now, on behalf of the village Committee, I declare to you: Please pay off all debts within one month, otherwise, your store will be closed immediately.

Beijing Opera Blues: Ah! (After that, I suddenly thought about it and fainted.)

(Cui Hua comes running) Shouts: My pony!

(End of the first act)

(Act II)

Location: a small restaurant in the village where birds don't lay eggs, with a couplet written on the door: After today, I hope the dog will lay eggs tomorrow; After eating this meal, I hope to celebrate the New Year every day. Horizontal criticism: people are not poor and ambitious.

Characters: narrator, Wang Xiaomao, new village head, Beijing Opera Blues, shopkeeper, and Cui Hua, the shopkeeper's wife.

Narrator: A few years later, the No.1 Document of the Central Committee was implemented locally, and the call for building a new countryside spread throughout the village. In the harmonious countryside where democracy and legal system are constantly improving, the disharmonious Liu Dazui was finally overthrown by the villagers. In that year's election, Wang Xiaomao, a famous civil servant, became the village head. Facts have proved that the eyes of the masses are discerning. The village where birds don't lay eggs is earth-shaking. In a word, Fu Peking Opera Blues, with his own shop, has a prosperous business. He was not only exempted from debt by the village Committee, but also awarded the honorary title of outstanding villager. This is not a big banquet in the Beijing opera blues. All the leading groups of the village committee for new rural construction are invited to dinner.

Wang Xiaomao: Hey, Beijing Opera Bruce, who is invited to the party today?

Beijing Opera Blues: Of course, you are invited to lead the singing. Your leaders who participated in the construction of new countryside are really brave, and they have built our village without birds and eggs into a new countryside with developed economy. Thanks to your good leadership, we all made a fortune. Thank you very much

Wang Xiaomao: This is what we should do. We are grateful for today's banquet. We have other work to do, so we'll go first. ...

Beijing Opera Blues: No, don't go ... (The village chief has left)

(Beijing Opera Blues and Cui Hua start singing together in front of the audience.)

Beijing Opera Blues, Cui Hua:

Beat bamboo boards and rings,

Let's go on stage together.

You go on stage, I go on stage,

Come on for the new rural construction.

The county government made arrangements,

The construction of new countryside is under way.

You do it, I do it,

Sing three villages and four modernizations.

We all get together,

Sing the new rural construction, sing it!

Three villages and four modernizations add new scenery,

How happy the elders in the countryside are.

Establish new fashions and civilizations,

The villagers reflected their smiling faces in harmony.

How happy an 80-year-old woman is,

The roads are clean and tidy,

White rice is also clean.

Go east and look both ways,

People who play have it all year round.

Flowers are red, grass is green,

Grow grass and raise livestock in the field.

The river is crystal clear,

Cattle in captivity are the most annoying.

New housing is emerging,

Firecrackers are ringing in the planting and breeding community.

The application of science and technology to agriculture,

Pepper production in leye county has increased greatly.

Three yuan a catty of peppers,

Per capita income 800 yuan.

With money, I feel good,

Every family drives a four-wheeled vehicle,

Everyone has new ideas.

Needless to say, rice cookers,

Every household builds a well-off house.

There is a refrigerator and a color TV.

Biogas cooking is really convenient.

Washing machine, air conditioning fan,

Every household has it.

"Ben Si" computer enters the farmhouse,

Obtaining rich information depends on this.

(At the end of the play)