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Sell umbrellas and cloth.

There is a story like this: there is an old woman who has two sons, one selling cloth and the other selling umbrellas. On rainy days, she is worried that the business of her son who sells cloth is not good; On a sunny day, she was worried that her son's business of selling umbrellas was not good. So she was unhappy all day. One day, a man said to her: You want to sell the son of umbrella in rainy days, and you want to sell the son of cloth in sunny days. Therefore, the old lady is very happy every day.

I also had this anxiety when I sold umbrellas and cloth the other day. My old father keeps more than a dozen sheep, and he puts them away for several hours every afternoon. Sheep eat all kinds of tender grass that have just emerged. They eat big bellies and round waists. They look fat and strong, and they are all smooth and slippery. Sheep farmers are most afraid of rainy days, because when it rains, the sheep can't be released, and the sheep are bleating in the sheepfold, which really makes people anxious. Sheep that go out all day will fall off if they don't put fat in one day, which is equivalent to a few days of fruit. It rained for two days in a row the other day. On the first day, I rested for a while, but I didn't have enough to eat, so I went home because of the rain. Then it rained the next day, and the sheep didn't let go, and their stomachs were suffocating. Call the old man and say that the sheep are hungry, and pray that it will clear up soon!

What a coincidence! I went home last week and went to the vegetable garden to cut some leeks. By the way, I took a bucket and wanted to water the leeks. I don't know how to find a puddle with water in the river, even the spoon is useless. There is a simple reason. Last year, our village began to build a tourist road, which happened to pass through the river in our village. As a result, all the dams were smashed, and one dam went down the river. The spring drought is so severe that there is not a drop of water in the village that there is always water shortage. I can only watch the leek grow. The leek cut early has stopped sprouting because there is no water to water it. At this time, I am looking forward to a quick rain, so that the dry earth can drink enough and mom's leeks can grow new green quickly!

For this matter, I also try to think from another angle, and I know it very well. When it rains, I don't think the vegetable garden will be watered, and leeks and spinach are all green; Peanuts that have just been shoveled can germinate quickly. On a sunny day, I think the lambs must have had a good time these days, one by one with a big belly and a round waist, jumping around their mother. In this case, I am happy in all kinds of weather.