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How to write the copy of drinking?

1, there is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog.

Your bar hit me, and I was unconscious at the door.

3. Some people are lucky and will tell you directly when they miss you. Unfortunately, I think you can only drink.

If you don't drink today, your life will be wasted.

People who smoke have stories, while people who drink have worries.

6. Let's drink to tomorrow and to the past.

7. The highlight of today: Drunk.

8, sober or slightly drunk, just a thought.

9. When you are lonely, you don't want to drink alone, but you want to drink alone.