Funny slogans for fruits such as; Dear! Can you hold on to an apple that's so crispy to the bone? Is there anything else? It’s best to be more detailed.

Someone else posted this question, are you together? The one given to him is different from the one given to you. How about I give you a copy too? As follows:

1. Dear! Can you still sit back and watch the peach that’s so tender that it’s deep in your heart?

2. Dear! Can you remain calm in the face of the dazzling sweet orange?

3. Hey, there is a heartless, fat silly girl grape here! (Means round, plump, seedless and seedless) (Personally I think this is the funniest)

4. My sister is an authentic "cherry tomato", don't let me become a "leftover cherry tomato"!

What I just thought about is now, let me think about it later. Definitely original.

How about you list some fruits and I will help you think of words.