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She Chang's slogan of life
Before military training, we naively thought that military training was actually playing in heaven and spending it happily every day; During military training, we realized that military training is actually a "hell", but this "hell" is playing the piano on a tree in Huang Lian-there is joy in suffering. Below I will introduce the ups and downs of military training for everyone. Say acid first. On the third night, when I went back to my dormitory to rest, it was already ten o'clock in the evening. I watched the bright moonlight on the floor, covered with a thin white carpet, and couldn't help singing a poem: "Looking up, I found that it was moonlight and sank again, and I suddenly thought of home." Recalling the "devil training" these days, tears swirled in my eyes. When the acid is over, it's time to talk about sweetness. At noon the next day, we went for a picnic with the instructor. As soon as we got to the stove, we began to work blindly. After a while, the water boiled, and we found that there was no jiaozi, so we had to "move". "It's in vain." I
Frankly speaking. I sat next to another stone stove and confirmed that there was jiaozi, so too many cooks were busy opening it: firewood burns firewood, water burns water, and firewood burns firewood. Soon, jiaozi was in the pot. After a long wait, which seemed to last for a century, the scent of jiaozi got into my nose playfully and waved to me. I really didn't see its jiaozi, so I smelled its fragrance first. Then we ate like hungry wolves.
This speed is no less than Liu Xiang's hurdling speed. I ate my own cooking.
I am ecstatic. When the sweetness is over, it is time for pain. On the first day of arriving at the training base, several classmates and I were lucky enough to be "housekeepers". In the afternoon, several of our housekeepers cleaned the dormitory. After lighting a few incense sticks, the instructor came to check the dormitory. The towels in my dormitory are folded upside down, so it is inevitable that I will be scolded. I can't tell you how bitter it is. Bitterness is nothing, the most powerful thing is spicy. After the instructor taught us to fold the quilt, I volunteered to fold the quilt. After a while, "a big wax gourd" appeared. Look at the quilt folded by the instructor. It's just a piece of tofu. I'm ashamed.
. After this "hellish devil training", I became mature and complete, and learned to be independent.
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