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Provide some personalized tips for newbies!

> 1. Older female drivers, please take care of me!

> 2. Super Noodle makes a brilliant appearance.

> 3. Old people and new cars, stay away from me!

> 4. Novice (female)

> 5. You are a master, so you can surpass.

> 6. It won’t rise, so be careful!

> 7. Alto: Don’t bully me for being young, my brother is an Audi.

> 8. The more novices rush, the slower they get.

> 9. Female driver + running-in + first time = female devil.

> 10. When you read this line, your car is too close to me.

> 11. If you don’t drive well, drive blindly. If you squeeze me, I will rush you!

> 12. My palms are sweaty.

> 13. People and cars are worn out and worn out again.

> 14. Taxi: overhaul and running-in, welcome to overtake!

> 15. The sticker on a small side is: the noodle within the noodle.

> 16. When a new car hits the road, there is a killer inside.

> 17. I saw an aunt driving a car, and there was a sticker on the back: "Just think of me as a red light."

> 18. Can't shift gears above first gear, proficient middle.

> 19. I can’t tell the difference between the brake and accelerator, but they all work!

> 20. Don’t look at me, look at the road! !

> 21. If you are anxious, you go first.

> 22. I am Rourou and the car is Momo. Everyone calls us "Roujiamo". tasty! Don't taste it!

> 23. Two years of driving experience, first time touching a car! It depends!

> 24. If there are moving obstacles, please go around them! ! ! !

> 25. Novices and old cars don’t work very well

> 26. Let’s hit it, we have no money!!!

> 27. The little girl is new "Drive"

> 28. Don't ask me who I am! Kiss me and you're in trouble!

> 29. Don’t kiss me, I’m afraid of “fixing”!

> 30. Old age, novice, overhaul, running-in

> 31. Broken car, faceless, and impatient

> 32. My car is Running in, there is no way to run fast. If there is an emergency, overtake on both sides to ensure safety. Amitabha.

> 33. "New trendy noodles" = novice + hand fashion + special noodles

> 34. An Alto car wrote

> Now it is Alto, long-term It will become a Rolls-Royce

> 35. The car is running in, the person is practicing, don’t worry about the master behind you

> 36. I know you are anxious, and I am anxious too.

> 37. Novice driving, the more you push, the slower you go

1 Don’t kiss me, I’m shy

2 Distance creates beauty

3 If you let me, my heart will be wider and the road will be wider

4 Stay closer to each other and stay farther away from each other

5 Everyone has a responsibility to protect novices

6 Ten collisions, nine wins and one tie

7 Rookie on the road, please take care of me

8 Moving obstacles, please go around

9 Hands are confused and confused , the more you push, the slower

10 Female driver + running in + first time = female devil

11 Newbie driving for the first time, good at sudden braking

12 Only you are here Support me silently from behind

13 You who are farthest away are my closest love

14 Don’t kiss me outside the car, kissing is prohibited in the car

15 You just I'll take it as a red light

16 If you don't have money for overhaul, rear-end collisions are welcome

17 The car is new and the driver is old, and the eyesight is not good; swaying left and right, braking suddenly without making any noise

18 Accident-prone vehicles, please avoid them