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Photos of handwritten newspapers about roaming the Chinese world and approaching famous people

Famous Quotes

(1) Learning without thinking is useless, thinking without learning is dangerous.

——Confucius

(2) If the truth takes one more step, it will become a fallacy.

——Lenin

(3) Knowledge gives people weight, and behavior gives people luster.

——Carlyle

(4) Inspiration is a guest who does not like to visit lazy people.

——Chernyshevsky

(5) Go your own way and let others say it!

——Dante

(6) A person who does not know what he will do tomorrow is an unfortunate person.

——Gorky

(7) Without ideals, you cannot achieve your goals; without courage, you cannot get things.

——Belinsky

(8) Really beautiful things must be consistent with nature on the one hand, and consistent with ideals on the other.

——Schiller

(9) Imagination is the eye of the soul.

——Joubert

(10) Now that winter has come, can spring be far behind?

——Shelley

3. Slogans

(1) The forest is a treasure, indispensable for survival and development.

——The slogan of a certain village to protect the mountains and forests

(2) People’s education is run by the people, and good education is run for the people.

——Propaganda slogan for nine-year compulsory education

(3) Everything is for students, for all students, and for everything for students.

——Motto of a certain school

(4) Sculpting the years and navigating youth.

——The winning theme words of a newspaper application

(5) New Beijing, new Olympics.

——Beijing’s Olympic bid slogan

(6) It is better to defend for a thousand days than to neglect for a moment.

——Traffic slogans

Couplet anecdotes

(1) One day, Kou Zhun was traveling with his friends, and he took advantage of the excitement and said to him: The moon at the bottom of the water is The moon in the sky. There is no way to treat friends. Yang Danian arrived just in time and replied: The person in your eyes is the person in front of you. Everyone cheered.

(2) Su Dongpo and Huang Tingjian were playing chess under the pine tree. A gust of wind blew and the pine cones fell into the chessboard. Su Dongpo came up with a saying: "A pine tree plays chess under a pine tree, and the pine pieces suddenly fall with the chess pieces." Huang Tingjian replied: When fishing by willows, willow silk is often hung with the fishing line.

(3) Cheng Minzheng was known as a child prodigy, and Prime Minister Li Xian wanted to recruit him as his son-in-law. He pointed to the fruits on the table and said: "Because of the lotus (he), I got the lotus root (even)". Cheng said to him, "There are apricots (fortunately) but no plum blossoms (matchmaker)." Li Xian was so happy that he matched his daughter with her.

(4) A certain person was born into a poor family and asked for loans from relatives and friends, but was rejected. After winning the election, relatives and friends came to flatter him one after another, flocking to him like ducks. The scholar was filled with emotion and posted a couplet on the door: Looking back on last year, during the famine period of May, June and July, the firewood and rice were all exhausted, and there was no one with an inch of iron. No credit, no debt, no matter how close or distant relatives were, who would be willing to provide help in times of need? Fortunately, this year, I was the first in the imperial examination. In the second and third exams, all the articles were suitable. I won the first prize in the Five Classics. My name and surname are also fragrant. I don’t care about Zhang, Li, and Si. They are all the icing on the cake.

(5) On the wedding night, Su Xiaomei wanted to test the talent of her groom, Qin Shaoyou, and turned Qin away. She wrote a couplet saying: Close the door and push out the moon in front of the window. Qin Shaoyou thought about it and couldn't think of the right thing, wandering in the corridor. When Su Dongpo saw this, although he was anxious for his brother-in-law, he couldn't do it for him. Suddenly, he had an idea, picked up a stone and threw it into a flower vat filled with clear water. When Qin Shaoyou heard the sound of "porphyry", he immediately understood and blurted out; he threw a stone to open the sky under the water. Su Xiaomei was overjoyed when she heard this and hurriedly welcomed the groom.

(6) A man from the Ming Dynasty, Jie Jin, faced a wealthy man’s bamboo forest. On New Year's Eve, he posted a Spring Festival couplet on his door: Thousands of bamboos stand opposite each other, and thousands of books are stored in his home. The rich man saw it and asked people to cut down the bamboo. Xie Jin understood its meaning deeply and added one word to each couplet: Thousands of bamboos are as short as the door, and tens of thousands of books are in the home. The rich man became even more angry and ordered the bamboo to be dug up by the roots. Xie Jin laughed secretly and added another word in the upper and lower couplets: There are thousands of bamboos in front of the door, but there are thousands of books in the house. The rich man was stunned with anger.

(7) After Su Dongpo was demoted to Huangzhou, he lived there for several years. One evening, while he and his friend Monk Foyin were boating on the Yangtze River, Su Shi suddenly pointed to the left bank with his hand and smiled without saying a word. Foyin looked around and saw a yellow dog gnawing on a bone. He suddenly realized something and threw the thin fan inscribed with Su Dongpo's poem into the water. The two looked at each other and couldn't help laughing.

It turns out that this is a dumb couplet. Su Shi's first couplet means: Dogs gnaw on (monk's) bones on the river; the second couplet of Buddha's seal means: Water flows Dongpo corpse (Dongpo poem).

(8) Yuan Shikai felt sorry for the Chinese people

After Yuan Shikai, the great thief of the country, died, people across the country rushed to tell each other and danced with joy. At this time, a scholar in Sichuan announced that he would go to Beijing to send an elegiac couplet to Yuan Shikai. After hearing this, the villagers were shocked and puzzled. They opened the couplet he wrote and read: Yuan Shikai is eternal, long live the Chinese people! People couldn't help laughing after watching it.

Highlights of couplets:

(1) Spring Festival Couplets

Everywhere is full of joy and joy in spring

As time goes by, people live longer and full of spring The world is full of blessings

The wind is warm and the sun is shining, spring is everywhere in the mountains and villages, and the outstanding people are happy. Spring is everywhere in the farmhouses

The birds are singing, the flowers are fragrant, the spring breeze is sending blessings to the earth, the dragons are flying, the phoenixes are dancing, and the sun is shining and the world is happy

(2) Happy couple

We vow to be united forever and we will fly together as high as the earth and the sky is high

Happy life is always in the spring of revolution and the friendship between husband and wife lasts

The love between partners in adversity is deep We grow old together and share the same goals

Men and women work side by side to add splendor to the beautiful mountains and rivers. Couples join hands to dedicate their youth to the great motherland

(3) Longevity couplet

Blessings are as long as the flowing water of the East China Sea. Nanshan Everlasting Pine

In the autumn of August, people in their sixties look up to the immortal osmanthus and are as healthy as the old pine

The old man has ambitions for thousands of miles and the martyrs are ambitious in their old age

People in the past hundred years are like a child in heaven. Extend your life and be happy to see your great-great-grandson

(4) Elegiac couplet

The revolutionary spirit will always be awe-inspiring and the righteousness will last forever

The sound of the high mountain is still there

Virtue is always with heaven and earth in the universe where heroes live forever

Sacrificing oneself for others and doing one’s best through fire and water

(5) Celebrity Alliance

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Standing tall against the wall, being strong without desire

——Lin Zexu

Writing about ghosts and demons, one is superior to others

Thinking about greed and cruelty

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——Guo Moruo

But the sunset is infinitely beautiful, so why stay melancholy near dusk.

——Zhu Ziqing

Those who are determined can achieve their goals. The cauldron will sink the boat, and the Qin Pass will eventually belong to Chu.

Those who work hard will not be let down by God. Three thousand Yue Jia can swallow Wu.

——Pu Songling

2. Advertising Collection

(1) There is no best, only better.

——Okema Advertisement

(2) Smart mothers will use zinc.

——Zinc Acid Oral Liquid Advertisement

(3) Asking for trouble

——Pharmacy Advertisement

(4) Road Lujia is an expert in slippers and comfort.

——Slippers Advertisement

(5) Diamonds are forever, and one will be passed down forever.

——Diamond Advertising

(6) Share the moment, share life.

——Kodak film advertisement

(7) There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and if there is a road, there must be a Toyota car.

——Toyota car advertisement

(8) There is only one in the world, and it will be with you in this life.

——Diamond Advertising

(9) Every drop of fragrance is rich, and the meaning is not exhausted.

——McGee Coffee Advertisement

(10) When Remy and Horse start, good things will come naturally.

——Remy Martin Advertisement

(11) Enjoy the refreshing moment.

——Coca-Cola Advertisement

(12) You deserve a day off.

—— Advertisement for selling pawns

3. Collection of store names

(1) Yuanfeng Trading Company

——Make a lot of money< /p>

(2) Go to the Internet Bar

——Encourage people to come online

(3) Two Sisters Restaurant

——Boss Liangming Identity

(4) Hometown Bar

——Gathering nostalgia

(5) New Century Hotel

——Synchronizing with the century

(6) Dynasty Furniture

——palace style

(7) Hualian Commercial Building

——joint sales nationwide Shopping Paradise

(8) Kerr Digital City

——The lovely digital world

(9) Ri Xinglong Trading Company

——Xinglong every day

(10) Bafang Shopping Plaza

——A shopping mall that welcomes guests from all over the world

Examples of idioms that are easy to use incorrectly

Eat the wind and drink the dew

This idiom can only be used to describe the hardships of the journey, but cannot be used to describe relaxed and happy things. Some students said: "On the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, we enjoyed the cool air in the open air, admired the moon, ate in the wind and drank the dew. It was really a lot of fun." This is a misinterpretation of the meaning of the words.

Every tree and grass are in danger

This idiom describes people who are very nervous when they are very panicked, and become very nervous when they see the slightest movement. It cannot be used to describe a large number of soldiers and horses. Some students said: "The public security soldiers have set up a dragnet, covering every vegetation and trees, so that criminals have no place to hide." This is a misuse of idioms.

The younger generation is to be feared

The original meaning is that young people are new forces worthy of attention, and it is a praising idiom. Some students interpreted "terrible" as "terrible" and said: "This young man often loses his temper and scolds and scolds others. He is really terrible." In this way, it becomes a compliment and a disparagement.

Swallow mountains and rivers with anger

This is a complimentary idiom, describing great courage. It cannot be used to describe bad people who boldly do bad things. Some students said: "This corrupt person has swallowed up a lot of the country's assets. He is really greedy." The word "swallowed up mountains and rivers" in the sentence should be changed to "cowardly". In addition, some students understood "qi" as "angry" and said: "Xiao Li was so angry today that he was really angry." The word "qi" in the sentence was wrong and could be changed to "furious".

Looking through the autumn water

The "autumn water" here is specially used to metaphor the eyes. Willingness means "eyes can see through it", describing the eagerness to see each other. Some students directly regarded "autumn water" as the river in autumn, saying: "We went to the countryside for a trip during the Mid-Autumn Festival. The water is so clear that we can see through the autumn water with our eyes." This distorts the original meaning.

The crime cannot be punished

Wish to describe a person who has sinned so much that even if he is killed, it will not be able to offset his serious crime. Some students interpreted it as: "The crime is minor and beheading is not allowed." This interpretation is completely contrary to the original intention. A classmate said: "This person just committed a minor theft, and he will not be punished!" It is inappropriate to make such a fuss.

[Example essay]

I learned Chinese in the mountains and forests

It is another spring day when the grass grows and the orioles fly. I secretly made an appointment with my friends and rode a bicycle to a mountain forest filled with greenery and jade.

Our intrusion broke the silence of the mountain forest, and countless birdsong rang in our ears, bringing indescribable joy. My heart is close to nature!

I have sat in suffocating classrooms countless times, looking out the window at the chimneys spewing black smoke, and describing the melodious chirping of birds with boring brush strokes. But little did I know that the sounds of nature here can never be described as real, even if they are experienced from articles by famous writers. I have written about the gurgling water countless times, and described the withered red flowers with sentimental feelings, but I never expected that there is always such a voice in the soft soil in the mountains and forests: "Falling red is not a heartless thing, it turns into spring mud to protect the flowers." "I have sung for freedom and praised happiness countless times, but I have never listened to nature so carefully. When the birds return to the nest, the warmth shown by the mother feeding the chicks; the tenacity and unity shown by the ants working together to carry the food; the intricate connections created by the trees, grass and vines...how can everything be simple? What you learned from the textbook? Even Shenghua's wonderful pen cannot explain the mysteries of nature.

If it hadn’t been for that trip and that “daring” move, I wouldn’t have been so excited and so quick to write words that made me so excited that I couldn’t contain myself. I will praise myself with this, and I proudly and faithfully say: "In the vast mountains and forests, during my close relationship with nature, I discovered a lot and understood a lot. I understood this famous saying with the purest heart. : 'The extension of language is equal to the extension of life'. ”

Who dares to deny: language comes from life.

[Comments] The success of this composition lies first in its novel selection of materials. This article takes a unique approach, learns Chinese language "in the mountains and forests", and excels in the selection of materials. Secondly, the idea is clever. The article uses a lyrical style to narrate his own experience and insights in nature, and downplays the development of the specific plot of "learning the Chinese language". The narrative and lyricism are integrated, the discussion comes naturally, and the ending is concise and unconventional. Again, the language is beautiful and sophisticated. Short sentences and long sentences alternate, whole sentences and prose sentences complement each other, and the flexible use of various rhetorical techniques such as parallelism, contrast, and quotation adds to the expressive power of the language.