How to scold homosexuals! The kind that will seal your throat at the sight of blood and hurt your heart with just one stab!!!

1. "Homosexuality is not a disease!"

"I know this, but AIDS, gonorrhea, anal fissure, and syphilis are diseases"

2. In prison Here, several prisoners discuss the reasons why they are in prison.

The first said: "I hit a gay and got arrested"

The second said: "I didn't help the gay and got arrested"

The third said: "I was sued by an equal rights organization and arrested because I didn't evaluate this matter correctly on the Internet."

3. Gays held their signs on the street:

“LOVE IS LOVE!”

A copper smelter passed by and said angrily: “I liked little girls and why didn’t I see you come out when I was arrested? Speak for me?”

4. Gay rights activists shouted: “Homosexuals don’t need support, they just need your respect!”

A word came out from the crowd of spectators: "Hitler only wanted Czechoslovakia at the beginning."

5. Gay: Hello, I am gay!

Straight: Hello, I am straight!

Gay: You discriminate against me!

6. "Listen to me, a German named Engels also opposed TXL."

"What?! This man must be a damn fxsist!"

7. A local official in a certain country was ordered to inspect a village in the country. He and his assistant looked at the map, but they could only find a primitive tribe.

The official looked embarrassed and was thinking about how to go back to deliver the report, but the assistant took out a board and asked an aborigine to hold it and take a picture.

The next day, a photo of the "National Advanced Model Village" was published on the front page of the country's newspaper. In the picture, a man was holding a sign that read: We support homosexuality!

8. "What was the greatest failure of the Soviet Union?"

"They couldn't even defend the title "comrade." ”

9. The House meeting came to the issue of “whether homosexuality should obtain legal status”, and the final vote was that homosexuality should not be legal.

Surprisingly, the speaker immediately announced that The issue was passed.

One member said: “Isn’t this a majority of fd votes? "

The Speaker glanced at him coldly: "Don't you have eyes? This is a gay issue where the majority must obey the minority. ”

10. “TXL is extremely common in nature! You should not oppose txl! "Anyway, they will not be infected with HIV, and no one will care if they get together to have a party, and they will not ask for more rights from other animals." ”