Children's day sketch

Hello, happy holidays!

B: Huh? Festival? What festival? Is today your birthday? Congratulations! Congratulations! Bring a red envelope!

A: What a mess! His birthday has already passed!

Oh, it's not your birthday! So what day is it today?

No way. You don't even know what day it is. I'm dizzy! (A nurse runs to A and says, "Son, are you all right?" ! )

Why should I know? Is today important?

A: Of course! This is a holiday for all of us.

Oh, I see, today is National Day!

A: Ah, it's not 1 October1day yet.

B: That's Women's Day! Let us wish all mothers in the world a happy holiday! ("You mean me?" A girl is coming)

(singing: mom, mom, honey ...)

A: Wait, wait, wait. Wrong again!

Is that labor day?

A: (Laughter) 5. Did the three-day holiday of1make you sleepy? (touching each other's forehead)

B: Go, go, you are so stupid! Isn't today Children's Day?

A: God, thank you, he (she) finally knows!

The team members shouted together: Happy holidays to the students!

References:

Himself and classmates

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2011-06-0219:16 qingxian | level 2

Daughter: Speaking of my father, I can give a thumbs-up and talk about his many advantages. However, he also has shortcomings, that is, he loves smoking. My mother and I advised him not to smoke, but he never listened. Hey! Here is a magazine. (Picking up today's magazine) This is an article about smoking ... Ah ... There are many harmful substances in smoke: nicotine, carbon monoxide, ammonia ... A drop of nicotine can kill three big horses! I have to show this article to my mother. (Quickly picking up the magazine and rushing to the back room) Mom ... Come and see ... Mom ... Come and see!

Mom: What's the matter?

Daughter: Look, Mom! (Say, pass the book to mom)

Mom: (picking up the article and reading it intently) ... Because cigarettes are toxic, it will also affect non-smokers and harm their health ... We must find a way to get your father to give up smoking.

Daughter: What can I do? (Both of them think at the same time) Mom, I have an idea. Let's draw a cartoon to let dad know the harm of smoking.

Mom: OK, OK, then let's draw quickly! (Mother and daughter come to the table and paint carefully. )

Daughter: (talking to herself while drawing ...) I'll draw my father first. He is smoking, which makes me dizzy. Draw another mother, lying in bed with a relapse. ...

Mom: I'll write a few more words: Please care about the health of women and children, and no smoking! Keep the air fresh, please don't smoke!

Dad: I'm back!

Mom: Your father is back!

Daughter: Dad is back!

(Mother and daughter quickly put words and pictures on the wall and went into the back room. )

Dad: (comes in with a cigarette. He stopped in front of the painting, looked up, quietly read the slogan and looked at the cigarette in his hand in shame. Smoking is not only harmful to your own health, but also affects the health of others. I must give up smoking!

(Mother and daughter happily walk out of the back room)

Daughter: Dad, you're back. Dad, have you really given up smoking?

Dad: (happily) of course, you see, dad takes out all the cigarettes for your mother. (talking, take out a cigarette for mom. )

Mom: (laughs)

Binbin: (laughs)

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2012-05-14 22:11ook 672 | Level 2

Naughty teachers and students

Teacher: Class.

Monitor: Stand up.

Student: Good teacher.

Teacher: Hello, class. Please sit down. Remember what we learned last class?

Student: antonym

Teacher: Shall we review it again?

Student: OK. .....

Teacher: I said long ....

Student: Let's make a long story short. ....

Teacher: I'm kidding. ....

Student: We speak the truth. ....

Teacher: I speak slowly. ....

Student: We said we were in a hurry. .....

Teacher: I said lively. ....

Student: We say there is no life. .....

Teacher: I said frugality is glorious. ....

Student: We say luxury is shameful. ....

Teacher: (happily) Well, you answered very well.

Student: (grinning grimly) Oh, our answer is particularly bad.

Teacher: Now let's start a new lesson.

Student: (raising his voice deliberately) You can't have a new lesson now.

Teacher: (a little angry) I said no antonyms.

Student: (deliberately playing tricks on) We said we would also speak antonyms.

Teacher: (angry) I told you to stop.

Student: (Victory) We won't stop.

Teacher: (Collapse) Stop.

Student: (Naughty) Not stopping.

Teacher: I told you not to talk.

Student: We still have to say.

Teacher: Are you going to give a lecture after class?

Student: Aren't we going to discuss the class ending?

Teacher: (extremely sad) Oh, my God. Do you still want me to take classes?

Student: (overwhelmingly) I don't want you to take classes.

Teacher: (Nothing to say) Well, I'm leaving.

Student: Goodbye, teacher (Student A: Yes)

Teacher: (suddenly remembering) Well, go on. ......

Student: (I don't know) Let's stop.

Teacher: There is no need to preview the next lesson.

Student: We must preview the next lesson.

Teacher: the monitor doesn't need to be started, and students don't need to read it together.

Monitor: I should start.

Student: We should read it together, too.

Teacher: (Nodding) Hmm.

Monitor: From the shepherd boy.

Student: shepherd boy Tang Luyan

The grass shop is six or seven miles away from the field, and the flute makes the night wind three or four times.

Come back from a full meal at dusk and lie in the moonlight without taking off your hemp fiber.

Teacher: (secretly grinned) Hey, hey, I still don't believe I can't cure you. ....

(bell rings)

Teacher: (happily) The class is over.

Monitor: Stand up.

Student: The teacher is resting (Student A: It's really high).

Teacher: The study committee needs a notebook.

Student: (strongly retorts) The study committee won't accept this book.

Teacher: Ah, I fainted (on purpose)

Student: (stunned and anxious) Teacher, wake up. Wake up. We're just kidding you.

Student B: Stop it, stop it, and take it to the veterinary station.

Teacher: (jumping up) What? Boy, can someone take it to the veterinary station?

Teacher: I don't listen in class, naughty boy.

Student: (Good) Teacher, we will never be naughty again.