A complete collection of funny advertising languages. .

◆ Smoking cessation association advertisement-"Never make friends with women who smoke unless you are willing to kiss the ashtray!"

◆ Typewriter advertisement-"No fight, no acquaintance!"

◆ Optical shop advertisement-"Eyes are the windows of the soul. In order to protect your soul, please install glass for your window. "

◆ perfume company advertisement-"our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense teaching material is included with the bottle."

◆ Pawnshop advertisement-"Well deserved!"

Road traffic advertisement-"If your car can swim, please don't brake and go straight."

◆ New book advertisement-"The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!"

◆ Car showroom advertisement-"Always let your driver's license expire before yourself."

◆ Traffic safety advertisement-"Please remember that God is not perfect. He has prepared spare parts for the car, but no one has prepared them. "

◆ Cosmetic advertisement-"Go to' Spot' early and don't leave' pox'."

◆ washing machine advertisement-"idle wife and good mother!"

◆ The advertisement of sour juice drink-"A little parting is sour, and a happy heart is sweet."

◆ The advertisement of the printing company-"Printing everything except banknotes."

◆ jiaozi store advertisement-"All-inclusive!"

◆ Funny epigram on the iron gate in the high-voltage cable area: "In addition to suicide, intruders will be investigated."

◆ Lime factory advertisement-"Starting from scratch!"

◆ Hat company advertisement-"Take people by their hats!"

◆ Barber shop advertisement-"Nothing!"

◆ No-smoking advertisement in public places-"Please don't smoke in order to make the carpet have no holes and your lungs have no holes."

◆ Flower shop advertisement-"The price of roses in our shop is the lowest today, and you can even buy some for your wife."

◆ Audio company advertisement-"One call and four responses!"

◆ Pharmacy advertisement-"I'm happy!"