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To be honest, I have a very soft heart. Maybe this is the reason why I have never been capable!

1. [I still feel sad when I think of you, but it’s not as crazy as before.]

2. Confession means taking the risk of not being able to be friends in the future. The opportunity to hold your hand, embrace you and like you openly.

3. ------A crazy but elegant woman,

4. Even if she falls Even though his body is covered with wounds, his smile can still be as bright as a flower.

5. At best, they are just some endless fantasies.

6. Life is really ironic. Some people actually turn into the most disgusting things they have ever seen

7. I will always be like a clown. The clown pushed onto the stage.

8. My heart is very soft. Maybe that’s why I have never been capable.

9. The whole world is not as important to me as your smile

10. You will think of me inadvertently in the future, please don’t forget that I loved you so deeply...

11. How many people will remember your seventeenth birthday.

12. It’s not so much that others make you suffer, but rather that your own cultivation is insufficient.

13. Why bother shouting and acting stupid, pretending to be a crazy and strong hero, showing off like a supporting character who has lost the plot and showing off sarcasm

14. If you get married, the bride is not me, I will Just wearing a wedding dress that is more beautiful than your wife, sitting down and looking at you

15. Is there a person around you who gets happy when you are angry?

16. The pain caused by a slip can be recovered quickly, but the consequences of a slip may lead to lifelong regret.

17. [Kids who play with mobile phones while charging, you know?]

18. A person does not remain the same when he comes out of his mother’s womb. On the contrary, life will force him to be reborn again and again. .

19. Knowing the world but not being worldly is the most mature kindness.

20. Time is like a torment, and I have finally become a person who dare not say love easily. I don’t want you to say: I love you! I want you to say: I am always here!

1. In fact, in fact, I am from a charity organization and I am with you just for the sake of social peace.

2. Even if my Jiang Zhishu had not appeared, I would not have turned into Yuan Xiangqin, who is obsessed with love

3. Maybe the years are too hasty, and decades have passed by like an arrow, and everything has happened in an instant. the past.

4. Tell me, how many billions of pixels are needed to see the human heart clearly?

5. _____゛I traveled through the wind and rain just to hand over my heart.

6. I always thought that I was so strong that I could recover without medication.

7. From crying and complaining to smiling, in the end, it was just a happy-go-lucky affair.

8. I thought he was cold-blooded until I saw him greeting another person with my own eyes

9. I will be a man in my next life and steal the woman you love most.

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10. Forget all the past, and forget you, and erase the traces you left in your memories.

11. I wish that when the teacher asked me why, I could boldly say "Those who understand me don't need to explain, but those who don't understand why I need to explain more."

12. It’s not that I don’t understand, but that I can’t do anything about it even if I understand. Some people are suitable to be treasured in memory, and some words are suitable to be buried in the heart.

13. I love you, I love you very much, I love you very much, and this is my dear seven-day National Day holiday.

14. I don’t want you to say: I love you! I want you to say: I am always here!

15. In this turbid world, what promise do you have to give me the future?

16. On the busy street, there is always a broken car with a broken shoe inside. .

17. Wearing glasses in class, watching the teacher lecture is like watching a 45-minute movie.

18. Every morning, I remind myself again that life is short and short. Beautiful, no time to worry, no time to care.

19. [Is love precious only if it is silent?]

20. If you have not been humble before, it means you have never truly loved. Maybe, this is love

Everything is a trick of fate. Do you know that at the beginning, I also wanted to go on with you properly?

I don’t dare to expect too much, I just want to treat the moment as forever, and turn the present into memories, bit by bit.

I once thought that my own star would never fall, but when it really fell, I discovered that there really is no eternity in the world.

Some people, when you first see them, seem destined to live forever.

If a person knows too much about himself, it will become his fatal weakness and make himself vulnerable.

The person who often annoys you is the one who loves you more deeply, but he just doesn’t know how to express it.

I used to think that the greatest thing about loving someone is waiting. Today I discovered again that the great thing about love, besides waiting, is acceptance.

Forever is not far at all, it is too close, right in front of you, what you see at this moment is eternity.

A woman who is indifferent to love and does not want to love again has often loved deeply and deeply; it seems that she is immune to all poisons, but in fact, she has already been invaded by all kinds of poisons.

Don’t let our love turn into a memory. If you have to leave, don’t forget my name.

My heart wants you to hear it, my love wants you to see it, and I am not afraid to admit how attached I am to you; when I miss you, I hope you can receive a true message from me.

The moment you turned around, you decided to lengthen the distance between us.

In the best time, dream the dreams you want and go where you want to go.

Forever is longer than a lifetime, who can guarantee that such a vow will not expire.

Only when it is in its hand does it believe that what it has is real.

Sometimes, amnesia is the best relief; silence is the best way to tell.

Persistence is sometimes a mistake, and giving up is sometimes a kind of beauty.

Some people are hurt whether they are said or not, and some people will leave whether they stay or not.

Sometimes, don’t look at the world too lonely, just as you always miss someone People, there will always be some people who miss you all the time.

The beginning of life is just an end that has already been written.

The most beautiful scenery is always in the craziest places.

I have a very simple dream, to see you smile every day.

The sky is still the same sky, but we are no longer as innocent as before.

In the journey of life, there will always be a period of time when you need to walk and carry it by yourself

You must think about others, but you must also live for yourself.

When I’m in a bad mood, I just want to be alone and quiet, not asking for comfort, just asking for someone to understand

Life is a journey, it doesn’t matter the destination; The most important thing should be the scenery along the way and the mood of seeing the scenery.

Maybe, this is love. Missing, caring, looking forward to, meeting, smiling, and then crying.

People who master their own time will always enjoy life more than others. They are new every day and full of happiness.

If there is a next life, I want to have a love that will not break up and will not get hurt. I hope you can love only once.

Many things may look good and real, but they are probably fake. I always thought you were special, but I didn’t expect you to be such a special scumbag

1. He is my dream, how can everyone understand it?

2. Cheer up Come on, don’t be unkempt all day long. Wash your face and you will find that you have a fresh and ugly face.

3. Confucius said that when three people are walking together, there must be my wife. Choose the pretty one and marry her.

4. It is said that people with big faces generally have good tempers, because it is really hard to have a big face.

5. I need a boyfriend now, and then he cheated on me, which made me miserable. I worked hard, earned a lot of money, and finally became rich, handsome, and reached the peak of my life.

6. Doing and retaining only a body is a waste.

7. My wish for the beginning of school: the school collapsed, the teacher went crazy, the homework belongs to others, and the lover belongs to me.

8. It’s not that things change quickly, but that you are too inexperienced.

9. God. . . Don't get hit. . . I don’t want to be a mother yet, I’m still a child.

10. Our New Year’s Day homework is like what the song says: three days and three nights, midnight and midnight, and we don’t stop for a day.

11. Instead of regretting yesterday with tears, it is better to fight for today with sweat.

12. Good night, just let me play alone for a while, and you can just think that I have fallen asleep.

13. South Korea’s plastic surgery technology is not as good as China’s beautiful pictures.

14. How can the world be leveled if the chest is not flat?

15. Last time a girl asked me, how many pretty girls have you had since you grew up? I told her that there was no one, and that usually pretty girls chased me.

16. I can resist everything except temptation.

17. Have you received the message I sent you more than 20 years ago today? It doesn’t matter if you didn’t, I will send it again: Happy Children’s Day!

18., Friday Sixteen languages ??are combined into one sentence, I don’t want to go to work, I don’t want to go to work, I don’t want to go to work!

19. Classes are like Nanfu batteries, one session is better than six.

20. I have crossed mountains, rivers and seas, but I cannot cross the huge crowds in the cafeteria.

21. This kind of fierce female gangster is really rare in the world

22. I think single people need at least three pillows to sleep, one for pillow, one for hug, and one for legs. one.

23. You guys should go home early these two days. There have been a lot of pig thefts recently, and I’m afraid something will happen to you.

24. Obesity hurts breathing, eating KFC hurts, eating McDonald’s hurts, and even drinking water hurts.

25. I will not watch you die, I will close my eyes.

26. I am not good at Chinese because I have a big tongue. I am not good at mathematics because my right brain is small. I am not good at English because I am too patriotic!

27. I feel that I am not deserting in class now, but. . . . . On business trip. .

28. It is virtue for a woman to have no talent. I think I must be too wicked.

29. Only when I saw you did I understand what it means to be pitiful.

30. The difference between Valentine’s Day and Tomb-Sweeping Day. Valentine’s Day and Tomb-Sweeping Day are the same. They both send flowers and food. The difference is: Valentine’s Day spends real money and talks a lot of nonsense.

31. You are so good at arguing, come with me to the construction site.

32. No matter how hard I try, I can’t get into your heart. Your love never belongs to me.

33. I always thought you were special, but I didn’t expect you to be. Such a special scumbag.

34. Do you want to meet my sisters on Valentine's Day tomorrow?

35. Damn, you look so damn easy.

36. I don’t care who I get along with, I’m very interesting anyway.

37. You insist on making Audrey Hepburn into a street girl.

38. When I was a child, regardless of Chinese and mathematics, as long as the questions were asked, it was Xiao Ming. It's still Xiao Ming. I want to ask, is Xiao Ming okay now?

39. I guess some people will habitually go to the wrong class in the first week of school. This is not called wanderlust, but sad.

40. There are always some people like this in life who try their best to get close to you and chat with you until late at night every day. In fact, they just want to steal your emoticons.

41. After a while, no one will transfer money to you on Chinese Valentine's Day. You can ask me. You can give me the money first and then I will transfer it to you. The handling fee will only be %, and you will also cooperate with changing your avatar. Thank you! Just you. Need it, I happen to be professional!

42. Don’t always compare yourself with others. You envy others for being thin, and others envy you for having a good stomach. You envy others for being rich, and others envy that no one asks you to borrow money. .

43. I really hate the slogans in the cafeteria that say it’s a shame to waste food. You make the food that the farmer uncles worked so hard to grow so unpalatable, and you really have the nerve to put up slogans to criticize others. .

44. When I first fell in love with him, I was completely confused, but now I have finally shaken it off.

45. Pray for rain. The bigger the rain, the better, so that the Chinese Valentine’s Day can be enjoyed!

46. When I saw a man and a woman quarreling, the woman was a bit confused and said dissatisfiedly: I am a girl and you are a boy, okay? You should let me. The man smiled disdainfully. Said: I'm a bitch and you're a man, you should let me. Sure enough, the woman kicked her over. Let's talk about the situation in Macau. I saw Ting Feng's line before he started fighting with Zhang Jin. Feng Feng said I There are principles in life. What I hate most is when people mess with my family members and make me laugh out of nowhere.